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Anyone know any good webcomics they'd recommend?
One punch man and dragon ball multiverse
Cyanide and happiness is a pretty good one.
Except when that guy with the hat in his emoji writes
>>25654508
Those seem like manga to me.
Hi everyone I hate niggers :)
It saddens me that this is a real person's face
It makes me glad i wasn't born with that face
why is the skin around his eyes yellow?
What would you rate is face out of ten
Hypothetical question.
Would you take $500million if it meant you went permanently blind for the rest of you life?
>>25654292
Do you want to take my eyes?
>>25654292
Na fuck that. Money ain't all that important to me
yes i could just buy new eyes
what is your
>END GAME?
I'm on my end game now. The last piece is about to fall and then ... checkmate.
>nothing makes me happy except for being loved
>all i want is to be happy
>parents didnt love me because its somehow my fault they were fuckups
>as a kid want to be rich so i could buy their love
>decide they would never love me and being rich means nothing
>find friends make me happy
>make tons of friends
>want to be liked by everyone so i didnt cause conflict despite being surrounded by pieces of shit
>decide friends cant solve my problem
>decide to become solitary because nobody can ever love me
>as miserable as ever
>start to consider suicide
>finally find a glimmer of hope
>find someone who makes me truly happy
>due to my autism she leaves
>back to the same hollow depressed feeling
>lose my job
And now the only reason I havent killed myself is because the single good person i know told me they wouldnt be able to handle it if myself. All of my money has gone to the lottery. And if I cannot find a new job within a month I think i'm done.
>>25654043
Was it worth it
--------- ----------
>buy winning 1.3 billion lottery ticket
>shred it and flush it down the toilet
Take that normies
>>25653953
>make shit thread
>no replies
>have crush on girl
>send her a heartfelt letter about what a good friend she is, and she doesnt respond
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAHHAHAHAHAJAHJAJAHAJAHAHAHA
>secretly drink milk out of the jug
>share milk with others
Got picked to do a overnight grill shift at mcdonalds
>my anxiety is killing me
>i have no idea what to do overnight
>im going to be the only one on grill for the whole night
>if i get remotely flustered i start to shut down.
Help me robots, i know half of yall work here, any advice?
>>25653911
Try to take some booze with you to work.
Or at least have some before you go.
>>25653942
Unfortunately im 20
>>25653911
It'll be just like a day shift, only there will probably be less to do and far less customers. At least you won't have to deal with anybody face to face as you're on the grill. I would much rather have that job than be on the cash register.
You'll do fine Anon. I believe in you.
Daily reminder that Stacy lives life on Godmode, You already lost buddy boyo
>B-BUT they will be used up club sluts
Yes but some beta cuck will eventually marry them
Plus if they decided actually be a good loyal wife their SMV would skyrocket since they are pretty rare these days.
Anyway realize that you GUYS lost the birth lottery (By first world standards).
Oh shit I forget the video that goes with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpBzmdj3G_0
Dont lose hope anon start lifting
>>25653601
Gymcel detected
Just binged about 1500 calories and I'm meant to be dieting, fuck.end my life
>>25653470
Get some willpower you sad cunt.
I said 'fuck it' today myself.
I don't even feel guilty. I've lost a crapload of weight already and know one day of eating junk isn't going to wreck your shit.
>>25653470
What you eat? Prolly some cinnamon rolls and donuts and pizza and burritos you fat ass
What would you robots do if you overheard Chad talking about how he's going to fuck the shit out of your cute virgin GF.
He's 10/10 aesthetics, millionaire and celebrity.
Your GF is insecure and thinks that no one likes her, and is with you because no one else approached her yet so you won by default.
You have 5 minutes to react before he goes over to her.
Tell the computer to turn the holodeck off.
>>25653285
I have a lot of experience fighting so I'd beat the shit out of him, if his stature makes me insecure in my ability to beat the shit out of him I grab the nearest stick and beat the shit out of him.
>>25653285
kill her
I'm not getting cucked
I just want to say "I know this is random, but I think you're cute" to a girl I don't know and then walk off. Not because I want a date, but just so I can increase my confidence approaching girls.
But I can't bring myself to do it. I'm a fucking coward.
>>25653240
you will be mazed and reported to the police
don't.do.it.
>>25653300
Why? It's not illegal to compliment someone
>>25653240
>I can't bring myself to do it. I'm a fucking coward.
No one understands the depths of your heart. You are totally alone.
>>25653139
THATS AN AIZEN SOSUKE KINDA FEEL
Oh and I mean me, not robots. Robots seriously believe tfw no gf is true pain. That's a small minded belief for losers.
>>25653139
>be a genius
>dont know how to apply potential
how exactly do you define being a genius if he doesn't even know how to manage himself
If you won the Powerball, people would probably try to kill you.
>Implying I would tell anyone
>>25653086
this. although your name would probably be announced anyway
>>25653057
>implying that's a bad thing
Depression is a helluva drug.
>I think Rose and Elliot would have made a cute couple
i hate to see lonely threads like this one
it actually makes me feel bad and i always wish it would suddenly flood with replies
I think whoever wins the billion lottery should give it all to charity. I'd help orphaned children around the world.
height is not nearly as important as /r9k/ thinks
beach boys > beatles
mayonnaise is fucking disgusting and people who use it are heathensmystery is unironically cute, but I think I have a thing for weird looking girls
Welcome to the R9K Bar.Here we sell laughter,feels,and other's.So let's tell some stories since this board is empty and only has a few greentext stories.
I was wondering how high are the possibilities of getting kuk'd while having a long-distance relationship. Any robot can tell us his experience?
What if I got lost and walked into this bar accidentally? Robots: tell a normie what it is like to be you.
I have a wife, a good stable job, a small core group of friends and a kid on the way.
You?
>its r9k roleplaying time!
Remember /r9k/ Chads are not the enemy. Chads are just lucky with genetics. Women are the enemy.
Expose roasties. If you see a Chad getting cucked don't laugh at him let him know.
Soon the sexbots will be reality and you and I and Chad will unite in harmony.
>>25652541
Keep dreaming little robot. Chads wont ever accept you.
>>25652906
I don't wish Chads to accept me I wish Chads to accept the evil of roasties.
Robots, if you think chad is conspiring against you WITH Stacy, you're very mistaken.
No one likes Stacy.
