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Who /won-the-genetic-lottery/ here?
>grandgrandgrandma lived 93 years
>grandgrandma lived 103 years
>grandma is 83 and healthy as ever
>>25645942
>tfw 91 years of virginity for OP
>implying living longer is good
I just want to be gone from this shit hole they call life.
>>25646195
came here to post this kek
I knew I could always count on my robros for understanding
>you will never be black
>you will never be in a gang
>you will never can rap
why live /r9k/?
am black
hate gangs
hate rap
why live idd
Straight outta moms basement, G.
>>25645878
>be black
>not a dumbass
Is there anything worse then being born a smart black guy?
Why are cutfags so mocked on /r9k/? I thought this was a place of acceptance for all the loser faggots in the world. Please post your cutfag feels, angers, potential cures, ect. in this thread
>decide to get a gf
>realize how much more uncutfags have enjoyed her body, more than I could ever understand
>feel like shit
>give up
>>25645843
I just want love.
>>25645904
a-at least I'm an Americlap, most girls have probably never even seen an uncut dick in person
Tfw if I somehow against all odds manage to get a qt gf, all it takes is for some Chad to show up in his porsche and flex his biceps for doubt to be planted in her mind.
Only women and fags own a Porsche
>tfw no porsche
>>25645825
If she has doubts because of some pretty boy with a cool car then she definitely wasn't worth your time anyway op
>I'm such a nerd xD
>the cake is a lie! xD
>OMG Anon you're smarter than Sheldon Cooper!!!
>LOL Schrodinger's cat! Is the cat alive or dead...OR BOTH?!?!
>WTF this new Doctor Who is too old eww xD BRING BACK DAVID TENNANT!!!
>Say my name XD I have a huge interest in chemistry, I watch Breaking Bad! Come on Jesse we have to cook! XD
>I LOVE physics OMG, I've watched like EVERY episode of the Big Bang Theory
>E=mc^2 !
SHUT THE FUCK UP
This is now a shark thread
>sticking around or staying sober when normies speak
This was what you asked for.
>the cake is a lie
I miss portal
I miss the old internet
I couldn't get to properly cry in too much time, and seems to be nearly time to finish myself after so much time wasted.
It's becoming really painful.
Thus I ask you to suggest literally ANYTHING which could/should make me cry.
I'd suggest for whomever wants to seriously try this to link his Steam account, and he MAY get some gift.
I DARE YOU.
____
Assumptions/Premises:
I couldn't even cry after seeing "The Wind Rises" and "Graveyard of Fireflies" at my cinema, even by trying...
So I beg you to please avoid suggesting continuosly light novel faggotry, shitty music or banal things of such.
I'm pretty sure someone lurking and hiding around here knows the real pain and could try way better.
Thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK7GSARUs_Q
Watch through the whole video faggot.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/fluxusaurus
Any game will do
>>25645762
Am I the only motherfucker laughing at this?
That's like, so disprectful.
>>25645710
Did you watch Mary and Max yet nigga?
Any fellow ENTP fascinated by psychopaths?
As the personality type implies, I like to push peoples' buttons and explore their boundaries.
But when it comes to psychopaths/ "shoot up the school"-type kids, it's like playing with fire. I want to indulge in it.
Would they take my curiosity/ awareness of their disregard for empathy as a threat? I don't like to rat people out, but I'd moreso just want to explore their psyche and understand where they're coming from.
Am I fucking retarded for doing that?
Maybe everyone is fascinated by psychopaths- why else would there be so many documentaries and TV shows on them?
I just don't know how many people would as far as "get to know them"
>>25645632
Most likely. If they do not understand you, they will put you in a category to try and understand you better. If they don't adequately understand you, then they will fear you. Just as everyone fears the unknown.
I doubt psychopaths like to feel the emotion of fear for very long, so to answer your question, yes, it would be a be a bad decision to "get to know them."
>>25646358
TUMBLR FAG DETECTED.
Im going to burn things from my past that I see no reason to keep, which I keep in a shoe box.
However, some of them are...
>a shitty scarf made by the only girlfriend I ever had(2008)
>Some weird paper art thing (only thing I ever got for valntines day from same girl)
It's 2016, im trying to move on from times I considered "fortunate" and willing to improve myself where I do not have to reach out to my past ever again and create a better present.
Would this be a good idea? Will I regret it?
You should do it. It will hurt a bit sometimes, but it's good to let go.
No. You won't regret it. You have childish, pathetic ideas of sex and love and this will probably help you grow the fuck up.
>>25645629
I do the same mate. only care about what you call your past. move on, your past do not matter, not to anyone, not to you.
and do not dwell in your speculations about the future too.
Give me at least four pictures of the same chad, somebody girls on tinder won't recognize easily
i also need a chad name, I was thinking Zack would work, but what's a chad last name
Zack Mitchell
>>25645504
You have to make sure the images are not able to be easily reverse searched. Otherwise you are busted.
Then again, most normalfags probably would not bother to do that.
chadsworth
Is this the best star wars movie?
They'll see when Jar Jar is revealed to be the greatest sith since the dawn of time, anon.
They'll see...
Jar Jar is the key to all of this
Empire was best, followed by the force awakens. Well that's my opinion anyway.
>>25645640
true dat
>people who think the phantom meance is sheevs saltine
>think you're doing fine
>start thinking about killing yourself to end feelings of shame, confusion, anxiety and desperation ect.
Am I a fool for not blowing my brains out right now? Am I truly deluded in holding on when I have no real value as a person?
Nah you're the only decent namefag
>>25645266
give sauce or post more before doe
If I had a gun I wouldn't be here right now. I wish I could've killed myself years ago.
>get rejected by a girl in 2014
>no attempt at talking to any girl since then
>never got rejected by a girl
>no attempt at talking to any girl because afraid of rejection
>>25645316
if you can't be seen you can't be hurt
>>25645261
>Severly depressed
>Take LSD cus heard good things about it curing depression
>Afterward feel weird
>Read extreamly deep into peoples body language
>feel like i know their whole life story by looking at them
>Every pain, happiness, fear, doubt, injury both on body and soul.
>Feel an amazing deep connection to everyone i look at. Understand everyone, love everyone
>Most social months of my whole life. Never felt this close to people before
>TFW ability slowly starts to fade
>TFW im back to my old self
Nightwalk song thread. Post em. Need to compose a good playlist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXcOyYEldZY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mEf2Yr5pwg
got some more. Will add gradually.
made this playlist
please enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLn9qG6nL4vG1JPO5hXjiyOyCxzEYgqIqC
Cmon autists I need more music to nightwalk to
>Have thousands of rare pepes saved
>Never post them
>have no rare pepes
>claim they're rare anywhere
<and why not?
frogposting is 2015 tumblr tire
the epic new meme these days is stretching your boy and everyone knows it
Where did the meme that you can't change your facial attractiveness originate? You guys don't really believe it, do you?
You literally can't. Usually skull deformities are what make someone ACTUALLY unattractive
For example
>eyes too far apart, no surgery for this
It also depends on other things that are harder to change. If you have thick skin, good luck with getting a nose job. If you have a large forehead and want it reduced, you better be okay with wearing bangs for the rest of your life to hide the scar. If you want a nice jaw line, enjoy taking out a mortgage and finding a good doctor who isn't actually busy.
I don't have the money required for cosmetic surgery.
>>25644937
Being ugly and poor are synonymous. You think an ugly person who has been beaten down and neglected his entire love, deprived of love, support can afford plastic surgery?
