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There will be glory in about 20 minutes.
I will keep you posted.
>>25651084
please don't shoot my kid
>hahaha look guys i posted it again!!11!11
>>25651110
Dubs says shoot his kid OP
>tfw raped by 4 people when I was little but still don't have the guts to kill myself
Am I just a coward?
That sucks. Why would you need to kill yourself though/
>>25651073
4 people all at once like a gangbang or did you not learn your lesson the first time and got raped 3 more times?
>>25651431
My dad and my brothers routinely raped and abused me for years.
I see a lot of robots here suffering from mental illnesses, but is there anyone here suffering from physic ailments?
I myself have multiple sclerosis. It worries me to think that at some point down the line I'm gonna be a potato in a wheelchair
>>25651017
How do you deal with that? Are you gonna kill yourself before it gets too bad?
Well, although I'm overweight and you probably wouldn't expect it, I have low blood pressure.
I dunno why. But if I get up too fast my vision fades to black and I feel dizzy. I went up the stairs today and I had the worst shortness of breath, except it wasn't typical fatty shortness of breath, I'm overweight but I'm not obese, it's like some kind of breathing problem shortness of breath. Maybe from smoking in the past? I dont know.
Chronic idiopathic sinusitis.
Ear pain and discomfort every single day, killer headaches and migraines, pain in face, bad breath (despite washing my teeth two times a day), and sore throat.
>Just b yourself :3
>Just b patient : )
>You'll find the right one ; )
>You can't force anything :*
>>25650942
because you don't want advice, you want pity
>>25650964
I want to know how to change my life from miserable to not totally miserable, but go on projecting.
I heard it all highschool.
Only thing you can do is just act like these girls you talk too are worthless in a way.
Dont compliment them in every text.
Literally just lie to them. Not astounding lies like you make 140k just like say you like the same things they like and just ask her questions because women love talking about themselves.
Try to act as normie as possible.
Its VERY hard to find a shy qt who enjoys anime and sits at home playing Runescape or some anime game on her free time.
These girls that put themselves out there are the ones who think their shit doesn't stink. Its your job to make it stink so they love you. Telling her you'll be the one in the kitchen and calling her beautiful all the time will drive her crazy
You are going to eat
>one head of garlic
>9mg melatonin
Before you go to sleep
garlic is disgusting and I already take melatonin
is this supposed to kill me or something
>Melatonin may slow blood clotting, so taking melatonin alongside medications that also slow blood clotting can lead to excessive bruising or bleeding. Melatonin may also produce this side effect if taken with herbs that slow blood clotting such as angelica, clove, danshen, garlic, ginger, ginkgo, Panax ginseng, red clover and willow.
>Not being zolpidem/ambien master race
>tfw narrow shoulders
>tfw big head
>tfw skinnyfat manlet
I am literally a subhuman ;_;
Lel go kil urslep
>tfw broad
>tfw chubby
>tfw hairy
Id make a good bear
>20
>skinnyfat 5'11'' manlet
>chubby face, literally look 13
>small frame, thin wrists
>brown hair and eyes
The worst combination there is.
how do i get a tall wife?
>>25650869
start by getting a tall girlfriend
>wanting to mate with such an energy inefficient human
lanklets are literally disgusting
>>25650869
how tall are we talking, OP?
What features makes you go crazy over a girl?
For me
>Black hair
>Blue eyes
>Petite
She looks in my general direction and talks to me on multiple occasions for an extended period of time.
If she is as much of a loser as I am and asian
>>25650687
small nose
not exactly sure why but it's very important to meprobably my subconscious mind trying to breed out the jew nose genes
Why aren't you fascists yet?
I am, and I got plans.
1 year, three months, five days.
>Because I enjoy freedom
>Because I can handle different opinions from mine
>Because I'm capable of independent thought
etc
i'm not 15 anymore
>tfw white guys always bragging about their Asian gf
>always talking shit about Asian men
>then you see his Asian gf and she looks like pic related
It happens everytime
Whites are barely better than Negroes desu.
Ashkenazi Jews>East Asians>>>>Arabs>>>>>>Indians>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"whites"=Negroes
>>25650530
>poo in loo that high
kek
she looks like a damned blobfish
>tfw ran over a cat today and didn't stop today
>tfw dont even feel bad, even though it had a collar
Hope it belonged to stacey
i once watched my cat getting run over by some idiot.
it was a fucking residential street, where the speed limit was like 20. this idiot bitch was going like 80 down this road and hit my cat.
she stopped the car and apolgized but fuck her.
most traumatic thing in my life.
>>25650522
Suck shit, cunt.
>>25650469
>>25650549
dude you're so cool and edgy
I want to be just like you
Who else /OCD/ here?
>tfw my mind actively finds new things to worry about
Life is suffering.
On the topic of OCD, no tumbrlinas are allowed ITT who have no idea what it's actually like to have it and think it's just some condition about hating things being out of place.
>>25650466
Not OCD, but severe anxiety, which I know is in the same realm as OCD. If I get really worried about something I have to check that thing over and over, I can't just do it once.
>>25650621
OP here, I don't treat OCD as anything else besides a type of manifestation of anxiety. It's just easier to classify it as such.
But yeah, you and I are in similar boats, friend.
bumghetti
Capitalist U.S.A. confirmed for shit-tier country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnDQFivtCd0
>inb4 some cuck from an affluent suburb steps in to tell you how great his life is and how that's proof that you're wrong
I agree that this country is shit. I hope it falls apart ASAP. I think the spree shootings are proof that it is, but that will probably just lead to a gun ban.
>>25650426
And yet assblasted WageCucks will STILL defend the status quo
>inb4 "Grinding for them life goals"
>inb4 "Get money resolution 2k16"
>inb4 "If Mark Zuckerberg can make it, anybody can!"
who else here /smdh/ at the naive cucks who fall for the STEM meme?
>>25651027
>because STEM is the only option?
other paths can be chosen
I'm 24 and have never had a gf or anything, i'm kv and have never dated or anything like that.
Tonight my mom came into my room and wanted to make an online dating account for me. She could help me write a profile and harass me to have contact with girls. I gave her an old account i've never done anything with.
What's going to happen?
Am i going to get a gf or is she going to realize women just don't want me.
pic kind of related, it looks like me
>>25650364
OP my mom's kinda the same. She refuses to believe that homely, low class males like me are completely fucking hopeless when it comes to dating. She hasn't had the extremely depressing experience of swallowing the black pill.
>>25650434
She claims she sees girls looking at me in the street.
>>25650514
She probably just selfishly expects you to have grandchildren.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tuf59ex-U0
She'll understand your plight after watching that.
mods deleted the last thread
I'll be back tomorrow, but I gotta go for work right now
Reminder that women will do anything for chad
>>25650268
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. YOU REALLY CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING WHEN YOURE ATTRACTIVE. FUCKING FUCK AETSRGTRHGTSDERYG$% YE$%YTTRHYTHFDHFHDGHFSDH
>>25650344
> be Chad
> say you're going to rape your Tinder match
> "meow ;)"
Yes, you can literally get away with anything if you're attractive. This applies to every single thing you do in life.
Failing college? Fuck me and I'll pass you. Want that job? Blow me :)
I have a rape fantasy. Send me your address ;-)
