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i'm 18 yo and 5,7 (175)
am i a manlet?
>>25653661
5'7" is not 175 cm, it's 170. Eitherway you're below average, but you probably already know that. Ignore the "manlet" rhetoric, it's only propogated by people who want everyone else to be as miserable as themselves.
You're 5'9" (5.7 ft) not 5'7"
Yes we're manlets
>>25653661
>>25653661
>5,7 (175)
5' 7 is 170 cm
source: im 5' 7 :^)
So, what's your excuse? Faggot.
>>25653548
That's one ugly wife.
For what? Senpai senpai
i dont have cool beanie like his
who /given up and finally happy/ here? I don't chase women, don't chase friendship, just play vidya and eat fast food. Sounds like sour grapes but I honestly don't think about this shit anymore.
tfw no gf is finally over bros.
Quitter here, but not happy. I live for distractions like vidya and memes
>>25653472
Real robot hours familia. I gave a long time ago at the point where being a relationship was never really even an option most of my life and I'm glad you guys finally found the light. Shitposting, vidya, junk food is all I know. All these normie wannabes wil never experience true happiness.
>>25653472
At 30 years old and girlfriendless my whole life I led the OP lifestyle last year with copious amounts of booze to boot. Trying to get back into shape now so I'll see where things go. I've not quite given up just yet.
What are you working on right now?
or
what should you be doing?
Moving to a new house with my parents senpai. Inb4 underage
>>25653424
>not moving out
>>25653398
>What are you working on right now?
Watching anime
>what should you be doing?
Sleeping but my sleep-schedule is fucked up.
You know, the ones with their boobs hanging out. I don't understand why he pretty much wants to pimp me out on the internet for money. He doesn't work (I work 40+ hrs a week.) He's the very jealous type, so I don't understand how he could handle guys on stream saying lewd things and what they want to do to me, or insulting me, etc. I am aware that they've recently have started banning girls that stream in this fashion, but there's a few who are still getting away with it and are still making money this way. I don't really play games that much, I've recently started playing League, bot matches only and I'm on level 4 and I have no damn clue what I'm doing.
I am tempted to do this because of the money and the attention... but I'd imagine that it would end up in a big clusterfuck and it'd just make my boyfriend pissed, yet he is the one who has brought up the idea?!
>>25653247
>>25653247
>I've recently started playing League, bot matches only and I'm on level 4 and I have no damn clue what I'm doing.
It doesn't matter if you don't know what ur doing. For girls, this is seen as 'cute'.
So yea, just become a meme on twitch with a busty bra and rake in the $. Don't give it to your bf though : ^)
>>25653247
>you will never be a lazy boyfriend with a whore gf ready to e-hook and real hook for money
LoL twitch sluts are oversaturated at most you'd get like 100 viewers if you aren't good looking or have huge tits
Give me good suggestions please
>>25653099
bojack horseman helps me process my depression better and has really smart humor
>>25653158
I just can't get over the fact he's a horse, just makes it all really unbelievable you know
Person of Interest
I empathise with the robot
College thread! No NEETs allowed.
>what degree are you going for?
>what is your dream career?
>how long have you been going for it?
>are you going to go for another degree?
>how is social life at your college?
>any tricks and tips to college?
>general college stuff!
>>25653017
>>what degree are you going for?
CS
>>what is your dream career?
I want to make robot girlfriends
>>how long have you been going for it?
Going into my 3rd year
>>are you going to go for another degree?
Maybe Minoring in Physics
>>how is social life at your college?
I go to class and go home
>>any tricks and tips to college?
N/A
>>25653017
Computer Engineering
Professional NEET
Starting my second semester of Junior year
No. Not going for my Master's either.
It's shit, but I have a student org I'm a part of. It's okay.
Do well in classes. Slack off if you can afford to.
My college doesn't provide dorm housing to most seniors, so I'll have to commute 40 minutes each day next year. Kinda looking forward to it.
>>25653017
>what degree are you going for?
Game Design
>what is your dream career?
Running my own games company
>how long have you been going for it?
2 years
>are you going to go for another degree?
possibly business later
>how is social life at your college?
decent enough for an academic school
>any tricks and tips to college?
don't fall in love
this board is for chad now, robots need to GTFO, if you cannot fill in atleast 3 of the chad bingo you need to leave
Do people seriously fall for the Robot/Normie dichotomy?
>>25653050
there is a dichotomy
fit in and feel comfortable, vs not fitting in and feeling comfortable. pretty simple to be honest. thirstiness/desperation is another crucial axis
>>25653009
Saved from a prior thread.
Said it then but I'll say it again- this bingo board was obviously made either as a troll or by a NEET basement dwelling virgin with little in the way of real life experience.
In any case, here you go.
>be me
>be black fembot
>only sexually attracted to Asian guys
How fucked am I?am I doomed?
Bumpliers
>>25652885
>be me
>cock hungry stacey
>call myself a fembot so people will pay attention to me
>only attracted to asian men
>men of all different races my whole life have tried dating/fucking me
b-but muh squinty eye fetish
>guys help me
leave.
>>25652885
the robot exists so you DONT make the same threads over and over again, anon
try /soc/
i gained 5 pounds
how to loose the weight without exercising or dieting?
Don't eat.
Don't eat for three days and then eat a banana.
You can't lose weight without exercising or dieting you dumb fuck.
>tfw you still leave skype open for some reason
>tfw you add someone on skype and never talk to them
>>25652811
But that's all of my skype contacts, anon
>>25652805
>Deleted everyone from my skype contacts and uninstalled
>About to delete my normiebook permanently as well
I've realized at this point that trying to socialize like a normal human being will only bring me sadness
Femanons, do you like vaginal foreplay/oral?
And any advice/tips to give for us to please you better?
Fuck off normalfag
Any women who would know need to be shot after they get off my board
Nothing will ever beat the shower head imo.
Do the alphabet with your tounge, figure out which letter she enjoys the most.
also tease first to get her wet. kiss her thighs, kiss her vajayjay, kiss her tummy. start slow. the anticipation is the best part. just dont go straight for it. build it up.
>>25652819
>tfw you will never help jlh
>want to believe normies had everything handed to them
>realize they faced more hardship than you ever did and that makes your failure all the more pathetically complete
>>25652722
>>>/trash/
>>>/out/
You tried.
>>25652722
Wow, one of the more reflected posts i have seen. Normies have way more hardship and struggle, simply cause they try to play the game at least. Sitting at home drwoning in self pitty isnt nice but actually trying to make out in the jungle is way harder.
>>25652722
>This 100%
You virgin losers seriously dont understand how hard it is to achieve "normie status"
It takes literally years of hard work being nice, friendly towards other people, treating women like they matter, sucking up to people more important than you etc, getting excited over things that literally mean nothing( i.e football)
The life of a normie is much harder than that of a neet if you disagree with me you're in denial and fucking stupid
So I've met a lot of you on r9k on Omegle and have gotten pretty naughty with the qts. My question is what do you want from a girl when you're sexcamming? Like, what "moves" would turn you guys on because I have no idea what I'm doing on there.
>>25652239
guys who sex cam grils on omegle are not 'from' here, they are normalfags probably from /soc/ that use our tags because they know dumbasses like you are curious about robots or whatever the fuck reason you come here
i guess what im trying to say is, please stop posting and never come back again, or kill yourself
>>25652471
Well shit, that was intense. I'm pretty sure they're not all normies on there. Most of them seemed as fucked up as you so I'd say they were pretty robot-like.
Also, if you're not gonna be constructive get out.
This pretty much >>25652471
You might as well be fucking with guys from /b/. You probably are
has anybody here cured social anxiety/ depression without drugs?
>>25651568
There is no cure.
Drugs only help you manage it.
>>25651568
Have you tried being yourself?
Oc
>>25651568
Meditation bruv.
