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Posted in several threads last night talking about possibly breaking up with my gf next weekend.
She called me tonight and started saying our relationship was tough. I decide now's the perfect time. I say "That's funny I've been thinking about breaking up with you all weekend". She gets a little defensive and bitchy. We share what we're feeling. We end up saying that we love each other and we'll take some time to assess our relationship. Something really good came out of it in that she finally admitted she has a lot of emotional baggage and if she didn't she would be perfectly happy to be with me. I never thought she'd be strong enough to admit that to me or herself, that it's primarily her fault the relationship is tough. I know I'm biased, but I'm a perfect bf, alpha enough to get shit done and take charge, beta enough to understand and care deeply for her. So it was cool to hear her say she recognizes that I'm pretty much exactly what she would want in a husband, she's just dealing with a lot of shit from some trauma that happened in her past and left her kinda numb.
>Don't know if I have a gf or not
>In love with this girl
>Really want it to work
>Probably won't because she's not in a good spot mentally for a relationship
>I'll always love her regardless of how this plays out
Sorry guys. I don't mean to steal this board from the neet/khv robots. But are my feels any less than yours just because I have kissed a woman before? Do we not all feel loneliness? Do we not all feel despair? You guys have helped me in so many dark times.
Please r9k. I just want to talk to someone.
>>25661962
Nice blog queer. I ain't reading all that.
>>25661994
we both know you read it. want to get coffee sometime bingo boy?
>>25662013
I only read like 3 lines fuck you. Not getting coffee with anyone from 4chan since what happened with Florian.
Shes qt, lives closeby and I want to have a gf on Valentine's day
Wish me luck senpai
>Yanexiz
>those eyebrows
>more then welcome
she's not worth it
>>25661950
She probably cannot recite a single line of poetry from memory
How do you pronounce that name anyway? Like, phonetically.
>I bet you've never seen anything this BIG before, have you Anon?
>>25661703
what is that? a turd?
>>25661703
I've seen a lot of bigger things. You know you're bigger than that, right, you dumb tramp? You're surrounded by things bigger than a corn dog.
>>25661808
>angry dicklet detected
kek
R9k how do you know if a girl likes you?
I just got back from my job center place (I'm on welfare since i just got out of work and looking to get back in). When i arrived a new girl was there and i talked to her.
She was a job physiologist or something, she finds out what sort of work you ant etc..
>I hate women but for some reason she made me feel warm and fuzzy
>She smiled at me a lot, i smiled a lot as well. Didn't even know i was doing it
>She joked around with me and said jokes
>Just felt we both had an amazing connection.
>She also told me to call her if anything comes up, call he and talk to her if i'm feeling lazy about finding work etc..
I'm only kicking my self because I'm fit but it was so fucking hot today i took the bike out and was sweating like crazy. So i probably stunk like BO. But overall it was an amazing experience.
She's nice to you because it's her JOB you spazz
>>25661624
But it felt like it was something more, it felt like she was treating me more then some client or something. And why did she make me feel so good and warm and fuzzy? I couldn't stop smiling and laughing and her too.
I want her to be mine.
She is probably already fucking Chad, sorry man.
How do I fix my cripplingly strong attraction to androgynous butch girls and tomboys?
I'm tired of only being attracted to lesbians.
>>25661506
I honestly thought that was a gay guy at first.
As a bisexual that pic turns me on to no end.
>>25661506
At the first I thought it was a twink boy with sum nice pecs and abs...
>>25661506
It's like Bieber and Matt Damon had a butch, lesbian daugter.
>mfw crush is asking me what type of girl I'm into
>>25661500
Tell us the story, Anon.
>>25661783
She told me she could find me a gf if she knew my type. I take things like this as a grain of salt because I doubt she would actually do something like that and she often just says shit just for shits and giggles
Not sure if she's doing it to get an insight for what I'm looking for romantically or if I'm being delusional, but she answered "but that's everyone" or "that's like half the female population" whenever I told her "type" I was into.
I also realized today that I don't really have a type, I'm just not into the "basic bitch" types I guess.
>>25661500
Jokes on you fag, you could describe her to a T and she'd just look for a girl that's like her instead of considering herself.
I have $5k. how can i use this money to stop being a NEET?
>>25661392
Buy a car.
It will earn you both a job and potentially a gf.
I was literally playing that game the other day.
>tfw no console remaster
5k is nothing in real life. Btw that game was great, "Something something: The Long Journey"?
>this bald beta has a qt ebony girlfriend
bruhs, I don't get it, we wuz kingz n sheeit.
He's not a beta, dude lifts and is like 40 but looks 20
>>25661314
hes also 6'2
>>25661361
>40 years old
>look like a kid
>an ugly kid
that sucks.
How do you guys cope?
Im having a really horrible time
there has to be some kind of drug or something.
you can only jerk off or watch anime for so long.
study arcane magick and get delusions of becoming a real wizard
>>25661287
Get a hobby.
>Drug
Yeah, enjoy your problems.
>>25661287
So mix it up.
I regularly rotate between 3d and 2d and occasionally also just stop masturbating.
help brothers! the library computers at uni have this porn blocking system and i really need to beat my wee-wee right now.
please send your cummies inducing photos, gifs, or webms. i need your power, brothers. help me!
Why not just go on /gif/ or /h/ retard
>>25661123
/b/, /gif/, /h/ are blocked as porn sites fuckboi
faster brothers...
i can now see the light...
Who /high/ here?
Just ate popcorn and apple, for some reason it tasted like the best meal ever.
All this while listening to 80s songs and browsing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDXsqDO5n3s
What substanse are you taking tonight!?
What are you doing
so much weed,
https://soundcloud.com/tiprat911/flash-fm-gta-vice-city-full
This one's better, has all the raio conversations too
high and playing dota 2 t bh my f amily
I JUST WANT A GF GODAMMNIT
REEEEEEEEEEE
>chink shit
sage
>>25661007
you will never get a qt gf, just the fat shitskin available
>>25661007
iktff
Alright so it has occurred to me that I am finally bored enough to start posting some stories about a man. A man named William. He is a complete dumbass that I used to work with and shenanigans were a daily occurrence. If interest is shown I will recount them.
give us a preview
Spin me a tale my friend
Watching with interest.
Also with penis in hand.
why am i alive. why was i born
You are such a beta dude, holy shit.
>>25660903
at least youre talking to her in a friendly way
youre a cuck for having feelings
Here lies OP
He never scored
>>>25655204
This is what's left of those betas lost in the battle, just some transcripts.
UNACCEPTABLE.
BETA UPRISING IS OVER
BETA REVOLUTION IS NOW
WE CONDUCT A GUERILLA STRIKE ON THE NORMIE CAPITAL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKBOI COMMAND ONLINE
They let me in past their gates fellow betas as a "beta sympathizer" I shall die for the cause
Betaville is being built as we speak. Soon we will have our own utopia devoid of normies.
