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>in line, see this in front of you.
Wat do?
>>25660875
Why am I in America?
There are no white or black people here.
Kill them and steal everything assuming I will be teleported back to Panda land.
Probably make this face
>>25660875
wait my turn, then pay for my stuff.
she can't cook but she can roll a blunt
>>25660821
>she says "senpai" and "bruh"
if she smoke cigarettes she a retired hoe if she smoke weed she an active hoe
if she has had one-night-stands in the past and if she has a tinder
Hey guys, I'm gonna kill myself tonight. My life sucks dick: I haven't had friends for 5 years and I've realized I've missed out on what is supposed to be the best years my life. All I've had is my groovy beats to keep me going. They send to a place that I don't know a lot of people go to anymore. And that place is Boogie Wonderland.
So I ask you please post some boogie woogie music for me to funk to before I blow my life lump out of my calcium cage. Thanks for all the laughs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1QsMxkIbwU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahdH8eTydWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBS6MM05KdY
>>25660795
So long space robot
Original comment senpai
>>25660795
Farewell lad
i'm grooving with you OP, so long gay bowser
What vudya u guys playing? Pic related, what I just started
Elsword
Fucking help me
It's not even that amazing; I've been drawn in by the reward system and the husbandos
http://fractalsoftworks.com/
In the process of installing dozens of mods right now.
playingwow,pls no bully /v/
going to play the port of dragon's dogma on when it comes out on friday
>tfw a woman would never do this to me
>>25660623
You could always pay one to....
girl butt is a wonderful smell
My ex girlfriend said she would but we never got around to it before our relationship was up. It was a mutual thing so oh well.
Its been almost 6 years since my best friend killed himself and his son because his ex sent him a picture of her sucking her new bfs dick. I will never forgive him for killing his son but he was sent over the edge by this evil whore.
>>25660529
10/10, nice blog, made me pull out the magnifying glass for that image.
Stephen Garcia, from all indications, didn't want to live without his ex-girlfriend, Katie Tagle, or share custody of their infant son, so in an apparent murder-suicide, the California father killed his child, then himself. Hours later he was still telling the world just how he felt, in a suicide note on Facebook, possibly posted by a friend.
>>25660529
>Kills himself and kid over a picture of his gf sucking someone else's dick
You normalfags sure are weak willed
Who here has a cat?
>>25660339
I do.
r8 mine
>tfw my phone has a camera so good, I had to compress the image to fit onto r9k
>>25660339
she's a Chantilly cat. looks like pic related
>>25660339
I have been waiting months for this thread
Who /cancer/ here?
>drink 7-10 diet pepsis a day
>chew tobacco 4 times a day
>fast food every other meal
See you all in chemo.
Daily smoker reporting in.
I drink around 2L of soda every single day, i've stopped eating so much fast food, , stoped smoking 6 years ago but lately i've been starting to smoke again, but just a little, 3 cigarettes a week, but that's how it starts.
>>25660383
How fat are you?
OC
Going to Starbucks for the first time tomorrow. Please give pointers and describe how the ordering process works.
I like iced coffee.
What should I expect?
>>25660203
Hipsters
Very expensive coffee that's slightly better than what you'd get at a fast food restaurant
All overweight minus the baby(soon) and the son but the son is obviously an autist.
Also, fuck Apple. Steve Jerbs was a cunt.
Does anyone else feel grossly inexperienced when it comes to dating and relationships?
I feel because I never really had any action in high school I'm almost permanently locked out of relationships in general.
YES
its terrifying
>>25660181
Yes. I am 24 years old and in college. I feel like a loser and I simultaneously crave a relationship and am terrified due to being inexperienced. Most people who are my age and still in college have at least done something with their life. I just smoked a lot of pot and masturbated frequently.
Relationships are a females specialty. Men only have relationships if they act effeminate and debase themselves by placing females above oneself.
What gender are you and what gender are you attracted to?
What's your preferred body type?
>F, straight
>Skinny or lean muscle
>>25660174
I'm muscular, be my girlfriend.
>Male
>any time thst isn't a whale that would love me
>>25660174
>M, straight-ish
>not too skinny, not too thick. 5'4"-5'9"
>hey anon I bet you can't take this pizza out of my mouth without using your hands
who the fuck told you you're allowed to eat my fucking pizza?
>>25659980
I could probably kick it out.
>>25659980
>kicks her
>picks up pizza with foot
>back to college after 2 yrs being NEET
>My first class at CC starts tomorrow
>Taking Japanese 101
>mfw I chose to take this class bc I'm addicted to the Mongolian moving cave drawings about little moe Mongoloid grills doing moe things
How bad of an idea was this?
Should I tell the truth about this to my Prof on day one when Prof makes everybody introduce themselves and asks why they want to learn Japanese?
>>25659580
You should always tell the truth because lying is an instant red flag that shows you lack self esteem and confidence and feel the need to hide the truth about yourself.
Everyone in my uni jap 101 class was there for anime. Even the prof knew this.
It was beneficial to me cause I actually took a trip to japan.
I'm sure thats why most people will be in there
>can only fap to futa hentai
>cannot fap to vagina or 3D porn anymore, no matter how hard I try
>25 and still a virgin, slowly losing all attraction to 3D to begin with
>small hunchback formed from terrible posture as a teen
>can no longer find normalfag-free communities anymore
>Rely on Internet communities for socialization even though years ago I could go months without talking to people
>family thinks I'm a mentally retarded autist who cannot work, treat me as if I'm still 9
>NEET
Anyone else here feel like their life is slowly descending into their eventual end? I always knew I was going to die but now I'm anticipating it much sooner than I thought.
>>25659188
I don't care about all that shit you wrote after the hentai part. Do you play AA?
>>25659318
>AA
I might. Type out the full name lad.
>>25659414
Artificial Academy (2?)
Who's doing getagf2016?
Classes are starting this week. I'm gonna try to ask out a girl at least once a week. This will be a huge increase over my previous amount of once every two years.
Good luck. I did the same last year and actually made it
This might be the year I finally do it too. I've been getting better slowly but surely, from full autist to normie.
I'm going to be chilling with a girl some time in February smoking weed and shit so hopefully something might happen. Who knows.
