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How do I get a female beta orbiter. She will buy me things and be my slave. Why can't I have a girl worship me like they have us them?
This anime girl would be the perfect beta orbiter. Any females want to by me shit?
>female
>beta orbiter
does not compute
>>25652133
You don't. Males don't get that privilege, unfortunately.
Is this the next gay cebruz thread?
Also where is noun
>tfw it doesn't matter how hard you work to improve yourself because at the end of the day you're still 5'8.
>>25651991
The heaviest things we lift are not our weights, but our feels.
>5'10
>Not even that short
>Mates give me shit around the clock for being a fucking midget
>Theyre all 6'2 - 6'6
>My gym progress doesn't even matter because they all hit the gym as much as I do and are shredded anyway
>I will always be the laughing stock
>>25651991
>tfw both 5'8" and have a 4.5" dick
>can't be bothered to apply for jobs anymore because I always end up getting rejected or told "[I] don't have the necessary experience" or "while you were qualified, you were not the most qualified"
Stupid job market.
It's basically a lottery. If you don't put in your applications, you'll never win a job.
>>25651937
i honestly don't think i would ever have had to deal with serious depression / anxiety if i had managed to find a decent paying job that i didn't hate.
>all i'm qualified for is teaching english and being a humanities grad student...JUST
Only people that seem to get jobs easily are the idiots around me.
I've always lucked into meeting the right people or having connections, but the dumber people are, the more jobs they go through.
Never seems to hinder them that they just quit whatever job whenever they want, they get a new one from nothing in a week.
Any advice what to do on it ?
>>25651905
I have account there but after while it's getting little boring.
>>25652034
How are you meant to make friends/ meet people etc ?
>>25652084
Try to find some events near you, if you can. Before sending invites, talk to people. And join some groups that have interesting topics (fetishes) for you. Just say hi to comunity.
So I watched the movie spotlight yesterday. It pretty much shows how Catholicism is a fraud that's used to control and brainwash people.
Religion needs to be made illegal.
Bump in the name of atheism
>>25651800
you should try making this post again 5 years ago, anon
>>25651800
>Catholicism is a fraud that's used to control and brainwash people
You're decades late to the party, we've known this for a long time.
If you are reading this you must post in this thread and if you roll odds you MUST clean your room.
Thank me later.
>>25651734
I'm not quite finished unpacking and I don't think I have appropriate storage for all of my stuff- I might need to buy a shelf or something.
In any case, it wouldn't be a bad use of my time.
>>25651734
How about no?super original comentu robot sucks donkey balls tbqh
>>25651734
all I have on my computer is porn for reactions
This happened a few years back, for context I live in liberal Oregon.
>be me
>Hugh school
>litterally a fedora wearing neckbeard libertarian
>get feminist substitute in government class
>discuss gay marriage
>"ok anyone have any positive aspects to gay adoption"
>entire class starts saying how gays should get married and adopt kids
DegenerateScum.png
>I raise my hand
>"yes anon"
>I put my literal fedora on
>"gay marriage is fine, but adopting kids is a line, kids adopted by queer parents have increased depression, misunderstanding gender roles, higher rates of suicide and lower rates of lasting marriages"
>feminist teacher looks pissed
>"anon, don't you think gender roles are out anyway?"
>no, I don't? I think that they are a cultural thing that has existed through time and will continue happen
>"anon do you know that gender roles are slavery?"
>listen, no one is putting a gun to someone's head, but if you want to fit in you have gender roles.
TipsFedora.jpg
>"anon, if you understood fitting in you would take off that hat, shave and find a girlfriend"
>entire class goes "oooohh"
Mfw a substitute teacher bullied me :(
>Hugh school
Wait do people actually wear fedoras in public?
I thought that was a shitty reddit meme...
you deserved it and you know it
"children of gay parents come out bad" is a meme spouted by religious groups
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAbI93RmP7k
https://youtu.be/bqvPspobmCs
Pure, unfiltered rage.
>>25651823
I know for a fact that hypothetically if I worked in the same place as her, I'd see her flourishing with other people, and probably charismatic as fuck, where as I'd be the stuttering little autist 'quiet guy'. Fuck is this pissing me off for real, my man
>>25651649
>shirt about having social anxiety
>text makes it eye catchy and makes people want it read it
Wtf
I was just told that I was mysterious but in a dangerous way like a shark and that I seem like I could pull a knife out at any moment and that I always seem really intense
I was literally told I was like a potential school shooter
Anybody?
I'm probably going to be everyone I know about this coming off as a desperate loser in the process
>>25651970
Bug everyone*
Please someone just talk to me
I have nobody else
Where were you when you realized women are finally started to understand?
https://youtu.be/R6xzhVaE8Xk
>>25651314
>12 views
>uploaded today
OP are you that black woman in the video?
do you have something to tell us?
>15 views
why are you shilling your own content
>>25651358
>>25651360
Nope, just posted a mirror because Moot hated links from Worldstar, go there if you want to read comments.
this game is overrated
Did anyone else think there was a creepy feel to the castle/courtyard? There was something almost haunting about the castle theme music and the courtyard was eerily empty
I can't put my finger on it
>>25651301
only fond memory of that game is when Toys r Us stores got playable demo units of the N64 a couple months before it was released. I remember going there every weekend with my brother and hogging the system all day.
>>25651301
it's really not, OP
robots, tell me, honestly, why you really want a gf ? I mean, why have gf for sex if you can pay money and fuck whores ? you could fuck a different woman every time, why deal with all the gf bullshit if you're not ready or willing to have children anyway ? why wish for something you're not able to have ?
>>25651300
Companionship. Love. Validation. That sense of lifelong unconditional trust where you don't have to twist yourself into knots to keep her from getting tired of you and leaving. Wanting to be proven wrong, that maybe all women aren't the same, maybe there are some who look at someone like me and see perfection instead of something beneath them, something to disdain.
That was back when I wanted a gf. I don't anymore. The life I've chosen has no room for a gf, even if I wanted one.
>>25651558
Sense of lifelong unconditional trust is a myth, cause you have to be real here, there's always a chance that one of the companions will cheat, because it is seen as a normal behaviour these days, and the reason for this is the very fact that you always have to be up to some standard made up by the media and society, why fall for a lie like that ?
>>25651300
but I am ready to have children
muh males can procreate with no change forever is actually not true
What are some attributes tumblr sluts like in a guy's personality?
Tall, handsome, good body, has money, confident, funny, play an instrument or can draw
>>25651286
A beta cuck that will enable their "open relationship" lifestyle
>it's called free love, anon
a beta guy so she can go fuck alphas behind his back
What say no trolling
eyy bby u want some some fuk
i'm also bad at all subsequent messeges and lovemaking
"I'd rather go down...ifyou catch my drift."
Something to that effect.
Hello r9k, I'm 20, french, I'm kinda depressed, and I don't know what to do with my life
had some huge depression back when I was 16, did some mistakes, I don't want to go back to scarification, I'm currently quite lonely, no more real friends, and I don't know what to do to feel better in my everyday life, any Idea?
could someone share with me the way he handled depression and loneliness?
thanks in advance, and sorry for my poor english
Try joining an online IRC and make online friends. That's what I did on Battle.net 1.0 when I was your age. However, to be honest, most IRCs are dead and those that do exist have their own little cliques. So ignore everything I said.
Maybe you should start a R9K Skype group. I did that for a while and it made me feel really happy.
>>25651118
Do you play videogames?
I play a lot of games on steam and just add everyone who seems nice. You can even talk to those people on teamspeak after you play. Most of them are in the same boat anyway
>>25651118
play an instrument
