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tfw college classes starting back up again tomorrow. help me robots.
>8ams every day
Iktf
Did you have a good Christmas holiday lads?
>>25649417
>Did you have a good Christmas holiday lads?
i didn't do anything but sit in my room play vidya, shitpost and watch anime. so yeah but it happened way too quick
How are you supposed to wipe your ass properly to avoid any smell?
No matter how much I wipe, if I run my finger across my asshole, it always smells. Should I use soap when I wipe?
I have a hairy asshole so not sure if this has anything to do with it.
>>25649083
This is fucking awful and I hate that I can relate to this, but I can. What worked for me was changing my diet. By eating more fiber, my shit because more solid and also smoother which in turn left less shit residue on the walls of the inside of my asshole as it made it's way out. It could also be there are shit particles trapped in the hair. Shave the hair or committ to frequent shampooing it.
Get a bidet OP, i have one an it is one of the best purchases I have ever made
Wet wipes. Ideally, a bidet.
Anyone wanna trip with me?
>>25648995
And destroy your stomach & liver in the process.
Nty.
its fucking tempting
cant yet though, my month-between isnt up until at least the 25th
i would recommend every robro to do the same. never let yourself back into that aisle before a month is up
>>25649018
once a month is fine. weekly use is kind of bad though
>>25649033
But it'll be fun anon! Please don't make me go to /dis/
I know a lot of you FAGGOTS, have been wondering about how some guy has a bunch of Elliot Rodger pictures but I know how.
There's a webbsite called Internet Archive https://archive.org/web/
Which archives a bunch of webbsites, and you can go back see screenshots of the webbsite and almost use it like it was back then, and Elliot Rodgers father, Peter Rodger has a webbsite called http://www.rodgerpictures.com/ and if you run that webbsite in the Internet Archive you get some results from 2011, 2013, and 2014, and that's where he has been getting those "Rare Elliots"
Case closed faggots.
......interesting.
Good work anon.
>>25649034
I know.
(Original spoiler )
So it was all a ruse? The Elliot's were open source this whole time??
You sit there waiting for her to text you, but maybe she's also sitting there waiting for you to text her?
are you a grill?
bloxobooblxo
>>25648980
This is why I'm totally done with modern dating.
There is no up-front honesty anymore. Everyone wants to play this dumb game to stroke their own ego. "I won't reply right away so I will look cooler". Fuck that, I replied right away all the time because I don't have any pretenses and don't care about "looking cool." I'm seriously an 8.5/10, 6'2" muscled chad who gets complements from women everywhere I go, and I'm completely fucking done with modern dating. It's not worth it friends, trust me. Every dumb slut in the U.S.A. these days thinks she is entitled to her perfect romeo prince charming. Sometimes I'm not even good enough for some 5/10 average chicks, they want someone EVEN BETTER. I don't fit in because I don't follow along with this dumb game where we all feign disinterest and pretend to be much cooler than we actually are, and take pictures in the club next to a bunch of cool looking people and post them on instagram as if our motives aren't totally transparent. Women also want to "be talking" instead of calling it "dating" because they want to maximize their other opportunities and sleep with as many people as possible and if you get mad about it, they say "we weren't dating! we were just talking! I never said it was exclusive!" Everything is played fast and loose, it's all loosey goosey and there is no commitment whatsoever. Everyone just wants to fuck around and nobody wants a traditional, real, loving relationship anymore. It's just a hook up culture we live in and I'm sick of it.
>>25649122
fucks sake lid
This is your home now
Is this from a famous psychology experiment?
>>25648936
I know OP, so?
>>25648966
No, thats ADX Florence. The place where they put terrorists in.
> No confidence to look women in the eye when i talk to them
How do you fix this shit?
>>25648796
when i look women in the eye they look away from me
just look at their eyes,what's the fucking problem you autist?
>>25648796
Alcohol always helps
I bought parts for a new computer because I wanted to play better games. Paid like 2k for it.
They said building a pc is easy and I belived them. 3 hours later I think they I broke some port (jumper something) on my motherboard and there's no way I'll be able to make it work on my own.
I was really excited about this. This was the only thing that I was looking forward to.
Every part fits where it's supposed to when put there in the right order and position, what kind of retarded bullshit did you pull off to break something?
RIP in pieces, mobo.
You should have bought a prebuilt and improved from that so you know where all the cords and things go.
Scrap it on ebay or something if you think you're in over your head. It probably still works, maybe ask someone on idk /v/? if they can skype you through it
what animes are you robots watching on this fine Sunday afternoon?
>>25648571
Today I've watched the latest installment of One Piece, feels good to conclude the Dressrosa arc soon, hope they run a few chill eps after it.
Beyond that I've been watching 6 eps of Akame ga Kill, seems like a fairly average battle animu thus far.
How about yourself?
Rewatched a couple of Joshiraku episodes for the 4th time now.
Yesterday I started a third sitting of JoJo's Bizarre adventure. Not really enjoying any new animoos that gets released.
Still very much open for suggestions tho
>>25650586
While it's not much like Joshiraku or JJBA, some anon rec'd me Zipang a while ago, I thought it was excellent.
no fap day 11
went into coffee house today and the barista smiled at me and gave me a free coffee
this can't be a coincidence
Life is a coincidence.
I cannot take it anymore. I'm going to ejaculate the semen
>>25648384
The one thing I've noticed with NoFap is that I don't feel like tired crappy shit anymore.
Call it placebo or what have you, but I laze around like a motherfucker when I bust a load. One time I blew a nut and it hit me in the eyes and got in my hair so I skipped class and called out of work.
ITT: Times you felt bad for Stacy
Why should I feel bad for them? they've made their bed, now they must sleep in it. Don't expect me to "man up"
>>25648297
Although I'll never go out of my way to actually help a woman, I cannot help but pity them
>weaker physically
>weaker mentally
>weaker emotionally
>the one social advantage they have is beauty and charisma, and even that begins to fade at 30
>women who were formerly on top of the world realize that they're vapid and shallow and worthless without their looks
>clinging desperately to the last remnants of their appearance by obsessing over cosmetics and plastic surgery
>but at the end of the day they're still just ugly, weak, dumb versions of men who have lost everything
>>25648360
>weaker emotionally
disagreed with this.
They are more emotional than logical, but they are in no way weaker emotionally.
There is a reason why girls can use their emotions to completely destroy you socially.
Help me finish/ correct this chart
>>25648247
Can't corner Dorner.
>Thinking the almighty all powerful nigger killing Zimzam is less than Elder God
>>25648247
meh tier should be the columbine kids
that fat beaner is in no way deserving of great tier
Girl called me a 'fat cunt' when I was jogging today. Should I have knocked her out?
>>25648227
No, she probably has her own problems 10 times worse if she does out insulting people for validation
>>25648227
You should knock out women you see on jogs regardless of whether they interact with you
>>25648227
Nah, man. Don't give her the satisfaction of being acknowledged at all. Success is the best revenge and all that, so get /fit/ and disregard people who gave you shit for trying to improve yourself.
who here likes white women? personally i find them to be extremely attractive
>>25648215
Braids like that cost a couple hundred dollars. Don't know why she'd waste money to look like a retard.
>>25648215
Tyrone please go
original
>>25648215
For some reason white women is all I can get.
White male here; black and asian women are never interested in me
How well do you have to know a girl before you can poop in her house? I think I might have made a giant mistake.
Toilets are made for pooping.
Unless you pooped on the floor or in your pants like a wizard.
>>25648234
I forgot to flush and then left and she hasn't texted me back since. Please help me I was so close to getting her to agree to a date.
>>25648282
how does one forget to flush?
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