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>girls can't be robots
/r9k/ BTFO
She could still get a Chad to fuck her
>>25642693
image is fake, IIRC she has a bf
2/10 you tried
She needs to look into the Blind community, bet there's thousands of blind men who would worship her.
>wore cologne for the first time last night
>nobody noticed or complimented me
"not smelling like shit" is not worth commendation, it's what's expected of you
I put that shit on everyday and have only gotten maybe 2-3 compliments. Give it time OP. Keep it up and someone will drop the "You always smell so good" eventually.
>>25642628
Yea but most guys don't even wear cologne. It would be nice for some recognition for my scent being pleasant
Ok robots, I think I have came up with a solution for our problems. At least the sexually frustrated problems.
Why not just become a bull for couples? It's ridiculously easier to find a willing couple versus finding a single woman.
>But I'm ugly
Doesn't really matter. Usually the man picks the guy for the girl. And he usually only cares about dick size.
>But I have a small dick
Doesn't really matter. Not all couples are looking for a big dick. Some care about body. Some care about looks.
I have neither looks nor big dick, but I have a baby face. Lots of older couples with a boy fetish like me.
>But I'm not gay
No problem, you don't need to be. Only a few couples will look straight up ask for a bi guy. Those are easily avoided. Most guys just wanna watch you plow their wife while they spank on the other side of the room.
So it's a pretty win win situation. Easy pussy and you send the girl home with cuck husband. And contrary to popular belief, there are some good looking women in the lifestyle.
I am able to find a couple at least once a month. More than I need really. Just join swinger sites, respond to ads.
Why go through such a fucking akward situation?
At that point just get a hooker
I jad experience where I was bull, I am not really gay but I had to let guy suck my cock if I wanted to fuck his wife.
Was not that bad I was in 69 with wife and could bearly see him sucking me all rest time I fucked her till I came.
He wanted me to fuxk him in ass next time I refused and he didnt let me come again
>>25642618
Do you really think my mom's going to pay for a hooker?
new to r9k, so excuse me if i don't know the lingo, but literally what the fuck did i just read, kind of feel like crying, honestly i think that this might be the only board where i can truly express my mix of horror, confusion and general distaste
I'm sitting here, questioning what of what he said is real, what of it's false, i don't know if anyone reading this, i know if it was /b/ someone would be maybe i should post there maybe what i really need is instant gratification for my existence, i see some threads that have been going for over an hour with only one or two replies, if i went some where like fb, i could get instant replies but they wouldn't matter, just kind of letting my thoughts pour out, is this how it's done?
>>25642566
normie get >>>/out/
this board is wizards only
>>25642702
don't worry, i'm not quite a wizard but i'm close
>Wanting an older, busty woman to hold you close, bow her head until it rests on top of yours while her hair drapes down, and simply hug you until you grow tired of standing
>Wanting an older woman to pet your head and say it's okay to cry in her arms
>Wanting an older woman to be legitimately shocked when you say you love her right before she calms down, lets out a small tired chuckle followed by a small reply that she's just surprised you'd fall in love with an old hag like her
>Wanting an older woman to subtley and unintentionally make remarks about her age only to blush and become flustered when you take her self-depreciating humor too seriously and tell her to stop it because she's beautiful
>Wanting an older woman to climb under the sheets with you, hold you close, and let you touch her in places that she hasn't felt another's hands on in an eternity
>Wanting an older woman to gently dominate you with head pats, milkings, and calling you a 'good boy~' every now and then
>Wanting an older woman to slowly, and shyly, show you her nether regions as she asks you to be gentle because she believes you to be some rabid, youthful, machine under the sheets
>Wanting an older woman to be pleasantly surprised and hold you close between her large breasts as she gently sighs and wraps her thick legs around you reassuring you it's okay to cum inside her
>Wanting to fall asleep in an older woman's arms with the room smelling faintly of women's perfume
>Wanting to wake up to an older woman in a naked apron asking you 'Ara ara~ do you want breakfast, a bath, or perhaps...' right before she breaks into laughter at how silly it sounded
>Wanting an older woman to gently sigh, and with her lusty relaxed eyes tell you 'honey, last night was wonderful. I love you.'
>>25642502
fucking cringe dude
Fucking lewd dude
>>25642553
we can see when the IP count doesn't change
Do you still remember him, robots?
Don't let his death be in vain.
Toast some roastie sluts today.
ALL HAIL THE KING
>>25642071
i thought shitposting was only allowed on /b/?
>>25642173
How is this shitposting?
What would you do in this situation
>you turn back to your 14 year old self with all current memories and mental state, but body is back to 14 year
>your parents have to move to Tokyo for work
>you will attend a Japanese school there
What do?
I was in the exact same situation I am now when I was 14. I dropped out of school and my parents got divorced when I was 14 and I was still a fatfuck autistic NEET. I like Japan but that'd be even worse.
japanese school girl pussy
>>25641991
>Have the best possible school life on Earth
>Make a bunch of true friends and have a lot of fun with them, go to beach, onsen and stuff
>Date a qt3.14 Japanese girl who wont leave me for a chad because im the chad there and because Nip women are more trustworthy
Pls make my wish true OP
You are on a 12 hour flight next to pic related. What do you do?
>inb4 spaghetti being spilled
I'd honestly just ignore while reading my kindle
she is not my type and i am terrified of planes
fuck this
>>25641996
So how would you endure this flight?
Drink heavily while trying to make an autistic move on her
Should i become an organ donor in case something happens? I am not really resentful but i don't feel like society deserves my organs.
I will most likely have intact organs so i could save multiple lives.
>>25641630
I'd do it
Only because of the myth that the receiver sometimes gain some traits of the giver.
The thought of a normie getting one of my organs and suddenly becoming a lazy nihilistic asshole fills me with joy.
I'm an organ donor, but jokes on whoever gets my organs, I have a bad heart, fucked up liver, and smokers lungs.
>>25641703
Then why bother being a fucking organ donor if you're just gonna fuck em up anyway?
>"Anon, we need to talk. When I was using your laptop, I stumbled onto this website where you were talking about having a 'practice girlfriend'...That was all just a joke, right?"
what do
She's actually pretty cute, wouldn't be practicing with her.
Tell her you were talking about some other stacy :^)
>>25641648
She looks like a 12 year old boy anon.
>pedophilia in its early stages
any chads lurking, teach me how to be like you. this is my last effort to find happiness until i get off this train.
Fuck off.
adubqiefhuiQ3HRF3 original
>>25641457
change the chemical structure of your brain.
Get rid of all video games, anime, manga and non-Western music. Sounds shitty? Well being a normie is all about that, so...
>SSRIs are literally poison, they fuck your brain and dick up
>just take benzos, man
What's the deal with these junkies?
OP has clearly either never done SSRIs or has just started them.
>>25641520
I've been on Effexor for 3 months and it's working great. No dick problems or blunted feelings.
>>25641520
Not OP but I've had 3 years of Effexor and it has made my life livable so I can go to therapy and stuff. It's a godsend. I also found out I have no withdrawal symptoms. One time I couldn't get any pills for two weeks and aside from one headache and the anxiety that I have without them anyway I was great.
What does the female orgasm feel like?
Trap here, just like boy orgasms.
>>25641395
But you don't have a vagina.
More powerful than the male orgasm tbhonest. We peak and orgasm very fast and then get ready to reload for the next round if we still have juice while with a female - although it takes more to get them turned on - they can have orgasms that last up to minutes
Who /in love with Molly O'Malia/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd0yJwdxr-w
Anybody got more pics? Are there any teenage models as B E A U T I F U L and as P U R E as this girl?
I can't believe it. Why is no one talking about this girl on 4chan? You do know about her and Tyga right?
She's gorgeous but when she adjusts herself and pouts her lips in that video it is disgusting - obvious attention whore.
Also good for the rapper for trying to fuck her, can't blame him for that.
>>25641227
this girl looks familiar...
is there porn of her taking a giant bbc?
Why fat chicks often have very cute faces?
>>25641066
>fat chicks
>pic related
U jokin?
>>25641089
this
when a girl has big tits and wide hips/round ass it compensates for it
>>25641089
not necessarily picrelated
