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>like this girl i meet on tinder
>get friendzoned a few dates in
>she still calls me weekly to hang out
how do i tell a girl i don't want to hang out with her as "friends" anymore without sounding like a butthurt manlet?
you dont tell her you fucking retard. you just kiss her and hope for the best. god dam. i hate losers like you.
>>25636271
And have some fucking Stacy try to claim rape? Fuck that. Get the fuck out of there anon, there's plenty more vaginas you can manipulate and emotionally torture into giving you sex.
>>25636256
Tell her you were looking for an exclusively sexual relationship, and that you don't wish to continue further contact unless she wants the same thing with you. Simple.
>How come you never talk anon?
>"Why are you so quiet, Anon?"
>"You should smile more, Anon"
because i never have anything to say
>people start talking about you as if you aren't even there
I just shaved my pubic hair. I can't stop touching my balls, they're so smooth familia
try ass
>>25636190
>shaving you balls for the first time
>feels great to handle them
>shave balls thighs butt and legs
>get aroused when you take off your pants and start splayign your legs around because its sexy as fuck
>>25636869
post them along with bp
This is the stuff you have to listen to if you want to fit in with society today.
If you are in college, or of college age, this is what people listen to.
HOW FAR CAN YOU MAKE IT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbEKU0u_HTQ
>>25636077
I don't care if people like this stuff but I refuse to believe a majority of college students actively listen to it.
I've never heard anybody play anything like this. The average person in my area likes the new Justin Bieber album.
HEUGHHHh
Who here /Reddit/?
Reddit has many subs that are much higher quality than their 4chan counterparts.
/r/mfa and /fa/ is a great example.
That's because you have to do an ungodly amount of dick sucking if you want to post more than once every ten minutes.
if u think mfa is high quality you're fucking retarded, /fa/ can be shitty but no where NEAR as shitty as mfa
>r/mfa and /fa/
That's like saying one semen-covered turd smells better than another semen-covered turd.
>tfw 2016
>tfw still fat
>tfw 2016
>tfw still a virgin
>tfw 2016
>still a faggot
>tfw 2016
>still a fat virgin
have any of you realized that you don't get women because you're fucking bitter and jaded towards their gender? Don't think they can't notice.
>>25635667
no
but mostly because im not a robot, i'm just here to feel better about myself
>>25635667
Don't put the cart before the horse you retarded autistic delusional hysterical herpetic roastie.
If women weren't shit, men wouldn't think they were.
Yes, but also dont give a fuck aka given up.
Sem sele na 4chanu zvedu da je punca na sliki umrla od raka.
>Tfw try to dress, look and act like a normie
>It doesn't work
bumpppppppppppphhrhrhrhrh
What do you mean "It doesn't work"? What were you expecting to happen?
>>25635856
I was expecting people not to stifle laughter when they see me, stare at me with their jaws agape or at least not talk about me when I'm in hearing distance of them.
name a single flaw
>>25635483
if there was no camera it would be prostitution?
>>25635483
Boobs are a little on the small side. I thought superior Aryan women were bustier than this.
>>25635483
blacked is fucking stupid
tried a video, as soon as i realized it was gonna be some lame as fuck 90s-tier buildup/story before the fucking, into the trash it went
i cant jack off to anything other than porn shot by jst a guy holding a camera fucking his girlfriend
How do I get a 5/10 white gf?
I'm black, by the way.
is pic related your definition of 5/10? cuz if so thats your problem
>>25635501
if she was born a guy with the same exact genetics everyone would say hes below average
>>25635501
It's assumed she's a 5/10 without makeup.
>open paint
>draw chad
>post
>no replies
this seems like it could be a fun thread
>no replies
seems like fun tbqh
Haven't draw in paint in forever.
Hello /r9k/. I have decided to finally end it. Cut the rope. Kick the chair. In other words, I'm going to kill myself. This decision has come after about 8 years during which I was chronically depressed and contemplated suicide daily. There is no reason to prolong my suffering anymore. My life is too fucked up to fix and I hate living in this shitty world anyway.
However, I don't want to just go like that. Since I live with my parents and am a friendless NEET, I saved most of my autismbux and along with some money I got from my dead grandma, I possess a nice amount of money.
I have decided that, before I kill myself, I'm going to spend that money on pleasure, and I'm going to do that by taking a trip around Europe, which I had always wanted to explore. My money will probably last for several months. I would like to know if you have suggestions for things I should do and places to visit. Maybe some of you would like to meet up if I'm around your city? don't hold back on the ideas, I keep my head open.
pic related I'm planning to plummet to death from a cliff.
please respond guys I need your advice
>Go to Mexico
>Buy drugs and hookers
>Binge on drugs and hookers for two weeks
>Realize life is worth living
You should absolutely visit, man. I'm American so and have no idea what it's like or where to go there, but the fact that you want to experience it and see some new things is a sign of hope.
Maybe you'll have a hell of an adventure and sort some things out while you're there. If not, there will still be rope when you get back.
>be me
>swipe right on everyone on tinder without looking
>get a match
>fat bitch
>"hurr durr real men must message me first"
>unmatch her instantly
Robots I feel fucking good, I got a rush of joy from turning someone down. Is this how women feel when they reject guys?
that is how they feel anon
>>25635097
Then I get why they do that. The POWER of it all is a drug-like rush. NOW I get why women string orbiters along. And shit I just got a mere taste of their power, a tiny glimpse into the psyche of the female.
yeah that shit is pretty great. it's addicting. my favorites for doing the "instant unmatch"
>if she answers "i don't know" or "idk" or some other non-contributing, dumbfuck response to a basic question
it's not a test, bitch. what do you feel. holy shit.
>takes a long time (days) to resume conversation
"i'm busy with blah blah blah." fucking wow. everyone is busy. you just want to be a diva. i actually wait for her to write back, then i do, then when she responds again within the next few minutes, i hit unmatch.
>girls whose smug or wannabe sarcastic or tryhard witty profile annoys me
i always have 3-4 girls in my queue who i matched with based on looks. but when i read their words, i want to fucking vomit. so i just let them sit in the queue. if they message me first (always "hi," and nothing more btw), i unmatch them.
>not giving me her number after a civil exchange
if i asked right off the bat, i'd understand. but after i was funny and intelligent and chill for 20 or so messages, she's still like "i don't give my number to strangers," i hit unmatch.
the last one pisses me off the most. i have a life you goofy cunt. why would i EVER stalk your pimpled fucking face. i said that outright to one girl. she was like "i don't really know you, i'm sorry." i just wrote back "hmm. yeah i'm not gonna stalk you." she unmatched me lol.
WHEN l DIE PUT THAT BOTTLE IN MY HAND
GG is a goddamn hero.
>>25634881
All my years on earth it was my only friend
>>25634928
WHEN YOU DIG A HOLE AND GONNA BURY ME
PUT THAT BOTTLE OF JIM BEAM TO REST BESIDE ME
Drank with some close friends. They brought girls over. I've finally drunken with chick's now. What do I do???
Now you have fun anon
Just don't gtry and finger any of them. Don't be THAT guy
nothing unless you want to be accused of raping/harassing them
take a picture of said grills.
