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>Went to cougar bar
>trying to increase my confidence level and try my hand at some hot milfs.
>manage to dance with 5 different women (at one point, I was dancing with three women at a time).
>They just say "thank you" after each song.
What do I have to do (that's physically possible) to get their interest?
bump bumop bumpo
;_;
ask them out dingus
>>25636980
One of them said, "I'm too old for you" while we were dancing.
The other one who I was hitting on said, "I'm over 50. I'm old enough to be your mommy."
cougars seeking young guys is a meme ;_;
Old one saging, continue here.
>>25636599
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dmr4ajLz29
2nd for the Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks (full reply this time). Any more anons want to try it out?
O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.
You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
>>25636634
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dmr4ajLz29
Change is hard for all of us.
>>25636610
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uJSIXHtslY
>>25636471
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18tBaTfUGRO
Should I take deanxit? It's an anti-depressant.
I'm reluctant to take drugs.
Can you share experiences with the drug?
stay away
do not take jew pills
they are created for dependency
just smoke some weed instead
I take 40mg of Fluoxentine daily. It honestly doesnt really feel much different. It just prevents me from ever reaching the lows I've had in the past.
Is this your first antidepressant? I don't know what kind of doctor would prescribe an antipsychotic for anyone's first depression med.
>got tinder one night when drunk and lonley
>over a week get matches
>too nervious to atcually talk to them so send dumb lines and wacky jokes
>girls actually repsond
>dont know if they're joking or not
Do i have to ask for their number now? Im nervous just thinking about it. never thought I would get this far
Nothing to lose, anon. You don't have to feign dignity.
>>25636555
Post some of the responses (with names crossed out) and someone will be able to let you know if they are joking or not. They probably aren't joking though.
Bloxx ploxx
![article-2638049-1E2BEDAE00000578-538_634x804[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AfwQzbQ.jpg "article-2638049-1E2BEDAE00000578-538 634x804[1]")
You are given an opportunity to say 10 words to Elliot an hour before he starts his spree. What do you say?
Let me join you
Let me take your virginity.
idk probably just start saying
>"though i walk through the valley of the shadow of..."
and trail off as he walks off to do his holy work
theres nothing really to say to a man at that point.
i could ask him a question about his life but what would be the point really.
i guess i could warn him not to get sucked into killing who he killed and instead go for people higher up on the totem pole but eh
Who here waiting for the eventual fall of transgenderism, feminism and multiculturalism?
>>25636221
Not even trying to be subtle are you
It will never happen, not with the jews poisoning our water supplies with hormones
what the fuck is "transgenderism"
i just don't understand
a guy wants to change his sex because he wants to, or he is mentally ill, goes through necessary procedures and surgeries and becomes female without a clitoris but still acceptable. Traps are gay dudes wearing female clothes, it was always a thing. What the fuck is transgender is beyond me
>be 22
>be fatasfatass whole life
>Decide to change my shit one day
>Strict 1,500 calorie limit
>2 years later go from 350 to 200lbs
>Muscular from working physical job
>Facial gains
>Find out from coworker that another girl thinks I'm cute
>First person ever
>Go on date, kiss for the first time while on a snowy hike
>Actual attractive female interested in me
>She's 17
>State law allows 16+
Flawless victory
>>25635841
finish her
thanksrobotninethousand
>>25635841
Well done, keep going!
>>25636632
>>25636578
Thanks guys! The other day we both happened to be in the freezer at work and made out for a bit
>Anon, you just gotta be really kind and sweet to her. She will fall head over heels for you!!
>>25635411
The world has around 7 billion people, and around half are women.
>>25635411
This only applies to sluts though
Alright, let me clarify what they mean.
We don't actually like the bad behavior and rudeness. It's the fact that these guys have the guts to be these things.
Since weak-beta man don't have the balls to become murderers, villains or bad boys.
Hi!
Everyone in this thread gets a reply.
Feel free to talk to me about anything going on in your life and I'll talk back!
FACK YOU..../././././
>>25635569
Hi!? How are you?! Why the aggression?
>>25635594
I WILL PUT YOU IN CAMEL CLUTCH BREAK YOUR FACKING BACK FUCK YOUR WIFE AND DAUGHTER OF 8 YEARS OLD
Post your favorites;
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6c9_1427152092
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a3c_1366724909
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=93d_1440087211
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d8d_1412799321
I love seeing bitches being put back in place.
Where is more of this? Help a bratha out, OP.
>>25634954
feel kinda bad for them 2bh.
cheating is a shitty thing to do, but I don't think it warrants abuse.
Fucking cuck will never learn
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hu3D-P-avlg
You are stuck on a deserted island with only these people for the rest of your life. What do you do?
>>25634724
Kill the three males and assert my dominance over the females.
I'll breed them both but the one on the left will obv be my favorite, so she'll get extra food rations.
>>25634724
enslave the females, impregnate the males
Cannibalize both women and create a perfect utopia consisting of 4 men
Who here /just plain sad/?
Post in this thread if you're sad. Share why if you like, or don't.
I'm so tired of running away from everyone.
>>25633889
I know that feeling anon. I'm sorry.
>>25633889
>>25633902
jesus just man the fuck up lmao
no idea why everyone is sad all the time haha
What can you assume about this girl /r9k/?
I know her really well let's see how good you are at analyzing people...
>>25631678
She likes coffee???
>>25631678
she looks autistic?
She has a boyfriend, that's all you need to know
1. How old was your mother when you were born?
2. Have you ever kissed a girl?
3. Do you consider yourself a robot?
1. 31
2. Yes, I had a GF for a few months. Somehow.
3. Yes, I do everything alone (movies, drinking at home alone) and go weeks without seeing my "friends."
1. don't know
2. no
3. yes
>>25630684
>34 y/o
>Yeah, first kiss was with a petite, spinner-bodied married woman, tongue and all.
>yea
who /nightwalk/ here?
share your nightwalk stories
>>25629811
>go on night walk
>get penetrated by a meth head at knife point
>actually liked it
I'm really confused guise
>>25629871
only in your wildest fanfics anon
>>25629811
Walk down to park, lay down on top of highest part of jungle gym thing and just look at the stars, clouds, cars passing by, families in nearby homes...
Play basketball in the nearby school after 8pm, peaceful, misty fog rolling in.
