Memes aside, how do I get a girl like this?
>>25638321
Girls like that are impressed that I'm an average guy with a penis that functions in their presence. Seriously, most fatties are desperate and accustomed to abuse. If you're nice to them and show interest, they'll basically throw themselves at you.
>>25638357
I'm a 3/10
I want a fat weeaboo gf that tolerates my hobbies
how to?
Hang around outside a McDonald's with a burger on a stick and lure her into the back of your van. As long as you continue to sate her hunger for deep fried garbage, she will allow you to sate your lust using her holes, if you're brave enough to find them.
Aus fags whats the best TAFE/ university in Melbourne?
i want to do digital media technologies or digital interactive games or something similar.
Where do you go or where are you going. im kinda stuck in finding a good place, i have looked at
Deakin burwood
Holmsglen
RMIT
Swinburne
i just dont know anymore.
where is the highest chance for a qtgf?
>>25638265
They're all filled with smelly international student chinks. Take your pick.
>>25638297
i know that, im just trying to figure this shit out. i dont know anymore.
anything else to say?
>>25638265
I've been to a few and honestly it's a much of a muchness, however my sister works in HR in the largest law firm in the country and according to her when employers in law look at unis on resumes in order of preference:
>Melb
>daylight
>Monash
>RMIT, Deakin
>Swinburne
>Holmesglen
I'm currently...
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Who /antinatalist/ here?
>lose any respect for someone who willingly had a child, especially if they're working class
I'm gonna have 10 children to piss you off.
anybody who says they hate humans or anything along those lines and hasn't killed themselves is just an edgelord bullshitter
>>25638290
this. if you're going to moan about the human race being terrible all the time just kill yourself, or just keep your thoughts to yourself and continue to live like everyone else.
Why can't we hit women like how we hit men?
we can
because snickerdick
>>25638409
rare comment
Based on appearance and your initial perception of them alone, which of these women would you choose as a gf/wife? Pick wisely, your life may depend on it, hehehe...
which ever one is your mom
I choose Yukarin!
The Latina reporter
Does this scare you?
That's interesting to think about, but not scary. It's not like there's any danger of falling off.
I never thought of it that way. Fuck yeah, science!
>>25637921
we're all just stuck to the cosmic katamari ball of life, rolling around the visibily empty, but not actually empty roulette wheel of space.
And they say women can be robots.
Most of the respondents are from that same thread. Nothing to see here.
I'm female and over 300 lbs. Men will fuck anything, confirmed. Why are you all such sluts? it's gross.
>>25637896
>I'm female and over 300 lbs
I don't believe you. Post cleavage.
Fucking hell do I have a problem.
I have recently (4 days ago or so) anally masturbated with pic related. I have done this before with no problems, but this time I got carried away and started fucking myself a little bit too hard, it would seem.
I felt slight pain for the next multiple hours and then it stopped. The next day I casually took a shit and felt that something liquidy is flowing out of my ass. After looking down I have discovered that my poor backdoor is bleeding.
I instinctively activated my anal muscles and wouldn't let go, so I don't...
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Go to the doctor. You could get a serious infection.
It will not heal. You've most likely got an internal fissure. You're gonna have to go to a doctor or you'll die.
>>25637777
QUADS CHECKED original original
I fucked up bad guys
>Wake up an hour late for work
>Fucking shit I'm going to get fired
>Roll out of bed onto work cloths and slither out the door
>Make it to work and hour and a half late
>Manager darts twords me immediately as I walk through the door
>awshit.mp4
>"Anon why are you late, we had to open with only 3 people today-" blah...
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This is a perfect example of how seemingly harmless lies can fuck you over. I try my best not to lie anymore because of shit like this. You should have just said you woke up late and you're really sorry.
Just tell your Dad you had to tell your Manager he got hit by a car to get out of being fired. Dads get it, man. They've all been there.
Tell your dad there was a fire and you have to go to a different theatre. Then crash the car and set fire to the theatre. All loose ends covered up.
>HE ACTUALLY CAME INSIDE HER MOUTH THIS MORNING
FUCK YOU BITCH FUCK YOU
>>25637444
It truly is the worst feeling knowing that someone that you love has had some jerk cum inside her mouth and vag,
>>25637444
Does she even know you?
>>25637444
how do you know that, did she tell you?
>sweet, nice things
Nice filter.
Normally you would see their pores.
Also shit teeth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcpL4AjPK2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dywj_9jVPQ8
why is the world such a shitty place?
why is everyone so callous?
why is everything so empty?
Because (apparently) we must suffer
>>25637082
It's all a matter of perspective
Because you choose not to do anything about it. Repeat for everyone else and bam.
Real talk guys, do you REALLY believe it's impossible for attractive men and women of the same age group to be exclusively platonic friends?
If women just stop getting mad that the guy first them attractive and stop being boring , they would taken seriously
I have legitimate female friends that are hot, yet I don't have any sexual interest in. Just don't be autistic and try to fuck everything you see
In my case it is, I left my platonic gf weeping two weeks ago when I came from my home town.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/finland-plans-to-give-every-citizen-800-euros-a-month-and-scrap-benefits-a6762226.html
this is so comfy i cant believe it. non-finns on suicide watch
>you will never be a fingolian
will they let me in if I say I'm black?
rip Finnish economy. You should have never let dumb liberals who don't understand money in power.
Pretty nice I live in Canada and right now I manage to be able to go on employment insurance when I'm layed off in the winter usually around the end of October to march or April and I get 802 $ biweekly until I go back to work for another 5-6 months......rinse wash repeat
>babbies born in 2000 are or will turn 16 this year
>>25636845
>tfw niece born in 2000
>>25636886
>in my country she is legal
>she hasn't existed during the 20th century
>you can get run down by a car driven by someone with no living memory of the september 11th attack on the world trade center