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Barack Obama, Jan 12. Watch it on CNN. So long, space robots.
>>25629376
enjoy gettin v& you tard
>>25629376
>Gonna get Vanned
You're going to assassinate the president? There's just no chance unless you're some fuckin military sniper. You'll never get close enough, otherwise.
What do you guys think about Mr. Robot and the main character Elliot?
> is he tru robot tier?
> Or is he cyborg who is an arrogant prick?
>"waaah im so lonely"
>fucks his friend an hour later
>>25629221
nope, attractive people cant be robots
I think he's ugly but also attractive, I don't understand my brain.
>"I'll only consume one unit of alcohol tonight "
>10pm
>can barely stand
Still drinking 2bh
I hate this world
I never fell for the alcohol may may.
>>25629173
>Drinking alcohol without the intention of getting fucked up senpai
Why?
>>25629173
>what is babysitting
>what is water
>what is pacing yourself
Plebs like you are the reason this world is so shitty
>everyone on this board is straight
>>25629164
ya, maybe you should fuck off back to tumblr then you retarded faggot.
95% of /r9k/ users fall within the following age range: 16-21
Actual robots evacuated long ago.
>>25629192
oh come on. not every single fucking user on this board wants a "qt thick gf". there has to be some actual fags here.
Daily reminder that Frollo did nothing wrong and never will.
>>25629151
Aside from letting his lust plunge him into his doom
>burned down Paris
>wanted to dick the shitskin
>>25629216
>>25629276
He was technically doing his job. Finding the whore meant finding her people. How do you think he found the Court of Miracles?
If you had a girlfriend, could you forgive her for cheating on you?
no, that shows weakness.
Once you break trust like that nothing will ever be the same. sry
>>25629067
what a cringy pathetic letter
>went to party
>was there like 15 min
>didn't say a word
>have no idea what to say
>just say bye and left
I feel awful, i honestly feel there are people like me who just doesn't belong into modern society.
>>25628756
Alcohol and weed are the only ways to lower your vibrations to normie levels and be able to communicate with them senpai
Same. Want to kill yourself with me?
>>25629462
Same, too; yes.
The quintessential chad face
I disagree. That picture of the football player (I hope someone knows what I'm talking about because I don't have it) is a better example of Super Chad.
nah this guy is kinda weird looking
weird looking = no universal appeal
>>25628447
What do you mean by weird looking? Are you a nigger? He looks pretty normal to me.
This gril liked me on a dating site but I didn't message her because we didn't have much in common. Are my standards too high? I need a girl to at least have some interest in reading classic literature to want to date her.
>>25628280
Too high standards nigga
>>25628280
>dating site
Get off my fucking board you 3DPD enabling normalcuck
Say you found that girl you're looking for ... then you'd sperg out and fail because you don't know what you do.
If you're not Chad (having sexual reference experiences with girls from ago 13++) and still get into it with some girl, literally try to get her into bed still - you'll fail 95% (I guess you know that), but durign this path you collect reference experience and get better.
Think about it: The more often you've tried to push for it and fail, the less likely you're to fail when it matters.
gf
Started getting my shit together 6 months ago.
>working out
>stopped drinking
>stopped drugs
got a semi-normie gf. things were so great at first and I was never happier than the first couple months of this relationship. I have known and loved her for years and she has loved me for years. things were finally lined up for us to be together in an adult relationship and we were very happy.
the last 3 weeks I've been feeling really down about our relationship and thinking about breaking up. just got off the phone with her. we talked for 15 minutes and the whole time it was pleasant, fun, and loving on the surface, but in my head I couldn't wait to stop talking to her.
I'd rather be alone than talk to her.
>not sure if just winter depression on my part, or bad relationship
>afraid I don't really love her, I just convinced myself I did
>don't want to break it off cause it will hurt her badly and she has a lot of stress already with work and family life
>don't know what to do, but I'll stick it out for now until it becomes clear I need to leave her
feels fucking bad man. relationship feels thread. I need help robots.
Find other purposes in your life than your gf.
>>25628240
You sound like you have true depression. Are you sure you aren't bipolar?
If you doubt loving her for even a second, you don't truly love her. It's disrespectful to continue to let her build her bond with you just so it can be more painful later when you do break it off. End it anon, break up with her. Things aren't going to work out so cut your losses, hers and yours.
>walk into your bedroom
>see this
>wat do?
>>25627860
Why does the angel have nicer legs but the devil has a prettier face.
>going to that shithole
>>25627860
Wonder why the fuck the view from my window changed
Wonder why my window is like 8 times larger now
What happened to my bed?
>Go to basketball court
>see this
>what do?
>unzip rope
>>25627793
Close my tumblr tab.
why does this dick look like a shit log
I'm 5"11 for 224 lbs.
I've been lifting every two days for two weeks now and started a diet at the same time. I'm eating healthy with lot of proteins and I try to eat around 1500 cals a day.
Is it too much of a calories deficit? I want to burn fat but grow my muscles.
>>25627783
If you're fat then you have a calorie reserve and don't need to "eat big", once your bodyfat% is low you'll need to adjust.
It will take time anon, don't give up.
>>25627783
Get lost fatass
>>25627783
That's good for burning fat. At that rate, you'll be a healthy 180 in a few months.
But that won't grow any muscle. Get down to 180, then consume slightly more calories than you burn. Make sure to keep up with those proteins. Slowly work all carbs out of your diet as well.
/britfeel/
how you doing lads?
Paki grooming gangs.
Eating curry leftovers, watching red dwarf.
I'm pretty good, too drunk to play video games so I'm just having my last cheeky can of tennents before bed.
What is your excuse for not having a girlfriend?
>>25627562
I don't like new people and don't like going outsite. I can't fucking stand sluts, and I suck at talking to women. I've met a couple of nice pretty girls but fuck it up because I'm a fag.
>>25627740
this is pretty much spot on tb h
Find me a girl worth getting.
No seriously. Help me please.
