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why are you so short, anon?
because both my parents are short
>>25668129
lose the fucking 5inch heels and you might not look like a try-hard slut
>>25668145
>5-inch heels
>she's wearing sandals
manlets, when will they fucking learn?
What is the coolest country you've travelled to?
They were all nice. etc Russia, England, Canada
the ones I created within my mind.
fuck this world. soon everything will be a degenerate muslim caliphate and then you can say goodbye to the architechonic wonders you used to know. those niggers will all eradicate them if they aren't stopped.
>>25667853
>russia
>cool
How about a /revenge/ thread?
>At uni
>Girl calls me a creep
>over the line
>Find her facebook
>She has a boyfriend
>Everything is public
>Perfect
>Save her pictures, learn her interests
>Make an okcupid account
>Fill it out with her info
>Interact with others a little
>Make a fake Chad facebook account
>Message her boyfriend
>"Hey bro sorry to bring this up but I was on okcupid and I do google searches of my dates, found your gf on it. Thought I should let you know."
>bf messages me back "wow dude thanks for telling me."
>A few days later check her facebook
>Relationship: Single.
>>25667633
>girl calls me a creep
>does exactly what a creep would do
>>25667678
Maybe she shouldn't have called me that
>>25667633
Good job op, bitch got what she deserved
My mother wants to do online dating for me, I made a thread about this yesterday but had to go to sleep.
She claims that girls think that I'm good looking but think that I find them ugly because I don't show a lot of interest.
She wrote a profile for me on a dating site but added that I'm a bit shy and that I'm not very good at taking the initiative in order for girls not to think that I'm uninterested when I don't flirt with them and ask them out like a Chad.
The text reminds me of what a tard wrangler would write to make the tard look better.
Rough translations of those parts:
>I'm a shy but but otherwise very good guy in every other way
In the beginning and
>I'm not good at taking the initiative but just give me another chance and I'll come along for most things
In the end.
Are the girls going to think I'm some kind of severe autist?
24 year old kv btw.
>>25666922
Dude, online dating is ABSOLUTE shit for robots like us.
>>25666922
Were you the guy with the Courage the Cowardly dog T-shirt?
>>25666922
The fact that she listed any of your flaws at all means you'll never have a chance.
>ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTEUON READ MY POST!!!!!
All of you are so fucked. Bitching like little fucking animals. Oh I'm too
>short
>dumb
>nothing worth passing on
>it'd be selfish
>they'd suffer
Firstly, you can't prove any of that. And secondly, WHO FUCKING CARES!!! Do You realize the kind of people that are breeding in mass? I'll tell you, they aren't the people who should be having kids. They are
>violent
>no self control
>and have iq's bordering 60 (mental retardation)
You are all so brain washed to think that you //////shouldn't have kids for X reason.////// But there really is not one single reason to not have a kid. (Unless there's like a 100% chance he'll die at the age of five from some inherited disease)
THE FACT IS IF YOU DONT WANT KIDS YOU ARE EITHER
>INSANE
>BRAIN WASHED
>NARCISSIST
>COMPLETELY FUCKING SELFISH
IM ASHAMED TO LIVE ON THIS EARTH WITH YOU SCUM
>>25666902
What? Fuck off, I just can't be arsed to take care of something as expensive and helpless as a baby. I doubt most of /r9k/'s reasons are as altruistic as you say, too.
>>25666902
And I'm ashamed to live on this Earth with you. If I had a kid, undoubtedly he or she would have to share the Earth with close-minded ruffians.
>>25666902
I don't want a child because I don't have a job. If I just another run of mill beaner, of course I'd have a child and expect my mom to take care of it.
How does /r9k/ do on the Rice Purity Test?
>96
>Only checked boxes for drinking and masturbating
>>25666721
http://ricepuritytest.com/
Hmmmmmm. Had the cops called on me and kissed+fondled a girl. Dated someone. Basically it.
>>25666721
89
get out normie
>>25667291
fuckwhy is the robot here?
What's the most autistic thi9ng you have done thinking it would help you with girls, r9k?
Mind would have to be spending 300$ on a 75ml bottle of fucking cologne. I posted this in another thread but i may as well post it again.
>I was reading about how girls were saying to people they loved it on various forums
>random girls were giving people compliments, sniffing their necks and other things like that so i bought it hoping it would happen to me. Not one compliment, not one girl interested.
>No nothing
>Zilch
>End up getting devastated.
that's pretty sad, but even if you smell nice, nobody will do stuff like that if you're not super attractive.
>>25666408
Yeah, except it didn't stop there. I also ended up buying Green Irish tweed by creed for 320$ thinking it might work this time.
... It didn't work. I feel like such a fucking useless fuck up.
>>25666377
You need to be above average that pull that off anon. You can't rely on cologne alone, but I'm pretty sure you know this. If you're like me you tried everything like better clothes, haircut and accessories. Sorry anon:(
People that don't want children are very interesting to me. In some way they are broken or mentally deficient.
People who want to raise children seem broken or mentally deficient. Making them is fun enough but why waste time and money to put up with the misery of a screaming shit machine?
>>25665739
Well, there are societal reasons for ignoring our inborn biological tendencies. Like our shit just getting cucked up.
>>25665880
Because there is literally no other real reason (that we know of) to be alive you degenerate piece of shite
Anyone /lying to parents about going to College/ here?
I'm starting community college and I really don't want to go... Kind of considering it. I'd be fucked if they found out, I just want the NEET life back ;-;
Anyone else who's done it have stories or anything?
Just do the community college thing until you get a job you can genuinely live on.
Once you move out and do everything by yourself they can't say shit.
It's what I did. Eventually I still ended up wanting to go to school though.
>>25665731
>going to Community college
>getting financial aid money
>got over 1,000 dollars last semester
>getting 2.500 next semester
>spend all my money on pc parts, video games, fast food, clothes and sex toys
>tfw only taking Easy A art classesand game design
>mfw im fucking the whole system
>>25665760
It's just so depressing senpai.
I don't want to go... I'm just wasting my time and money, fuck senpai.
How does /r9k/ rank on the virgin scale?
>fuckless
>kissless
>cuddleless
>handholdless, i think
At least I got hugged twice, one from the Stacy who was trying to be nice to people before she left and the other time from a girl I sorta knew during a dance
Pic related, mad as fuck at normies
If you've ever held hands with a girl, you need to getout!
0/4
>not a robot 1253
I got hugged by a stacy in middle school a couple times as a form of bullying.
>All your normalshit "HIPSTER XD" friends are gunna be posting on facebook about how much they loved Bowie, becuase The Man Who Sold the World and Ziggy Stardust are so great!
>Most of these plebs havent even heard his greatest album
Why are normalshits so attention hungry?
shit music for shit people
Thats not station to station
Rip bowie u qt
>>25665373
Fuck off normalshit you're as equally bad as them
>live in small town
>no parties whatsoever
>missed out on life
>I feel like killing myself every day
>civilization is 2 hours away
>not near any major cities or anything important
>poverty infested shit hole
it looks pretty cool. are you in new england?
>implying small towns aren't the shit
Don't you enjoy everyone waving to you and observing your every move?
>>25665586
No I actually hate small town and red neck people
>>25665531
Pretty much it's very very uncomfortable
What is the Appeal of watching other people play video games?
i can understand if they watch nxtlvl gaming but to watch some over exaggerated character like makiplier or pewdiepie being shit at a game and screaming in front of the camera?
is this generation riddled with so much ADD that people need to watch other people play games for them?
and this goes beyond streaming vidya, like people recording themselves eating
>>25664476
sometimes people want to take a break from gaming and watch someone else play.
I don't watch the girl gaymers
but I watch people who have <20 viewers or so, and I even stream, with about 2-3 people watching me
it's pretty nice, you just get to have a conversation with someone who's usually a pretty cool dude
that is, if you avoid the big channels, those are usually just shitfests
>>25664476
Who is that condom entrepeneur?
That was too easy, chads have it way too fucking easy
I struggle to get a woman to love me for 21 years but if I put a chad appearance to my personality, whores jump on it like fuck
I shouldn't have done this. It's ruined women for me. Why are so many of them fucking sluts
>>25664466
I can't tell what the fuck is going on in that picture but all of it looks disgusting to me.
>>25664505
It was pretty gross, pic related is same girl
RIP David Bowie
>>25664399
His greatest contributon was being backup vocals on a Lou Reed album
Reddit is going to be mighty upset over this
RIP Major Tom
