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>he will never come back to you
Tell me what happened my dude
>>25660604
>>25660604
>>25660604
I'm only attracted to furs.
how do I acquire fur gf/bf?
>>25660802
I really want a furry gf, but it is actually impossible to find one
>my father and grandfathers had magnificent beards
>always wanted a beard just like them despite beards being out of fashion
>18 no beard growth
>20 no beard growth
>22 no beard growth
>24 no beard growth
>beards suddenly become fashion and hipster pricks are growing magnificent beards in the matter of months
WHY MUST I BE SO GENETICALLY INFERIOR
>>25660316
It is because your forefathers didn't sit on their ass all day blowing loads and watching anime. If you want a beard you have to earn it by doing weight lifting and plowing women.
>>25660583
Go back to /fit/
>>25660316
You and this guy
https://youtu.be/MTb_VesmiZg
Its been a while. Been having a hard break. Just lost another friend tonight. Not doing so hot desu
how are you all
>Parents just gave me the "You can't stay in your room your entire life" speech
That's all folks!
>>25659989
wew lad thats the worst
what do they want you to do
>>25659974
I got a cold. its reminded me that even when im 100% healthy i just stay in my room.
this was the weekend i was gonna go out and hit on white women.
thats all i want to do now but constant stream of mucus coming from face
>tfw emma deleted almost half her videos
why do you faggots have to ruin everything nice?
/rose/
[mountains]
[filler bump]
Daisy Ridley imgur.com
>>25659393
typical whoer-nuggets ruining everything as usual with their stalky greasy fat fucking fingers.
It appears that the rose fanbase are filled with toxic maggot riddled cuckroaches with zero impulse control. Of course they will try to place the blame on something else instead of their own selves. That's what they always do. Blame and circle jerk over their lies.
How come americans just can't get enough Tomoko but Japan hated it enough to not get a second season?
Are there no robots in Japan?
Hikkinese know better than anyone that Tomoko would never exist in real life Japan.
Is this the next Cebruz thread?
XcXcXcXcXcXc
I'm content with a single season. SoLs centered around a single character can really only go so far.
Kirie-chan is a better version of Tomoko anyway. Violence and shyness mix well.
Why are women such whores?
>>>/soc/23128210
>>25658605
because nobody punishes them for it
>>25658636
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6c9_1427152092
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a3c_1366724909
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=93d_1440087211
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d8d_1412799321
>>25658636
Maybe someone should start
>This isn't for attention. This is my obligation to the last thing I cherish...my fellow robots
Inb4 you ask for livestream, i just cant...some of you might get some sick amusement out of it but for me, on this night? The last night I spend on this earth..It's something sacred, something precious, the ending of it all. I dont want to be laughed at anymore..can't subject my parents or anyone else to the dissapointment of being a neet...This is solely to thank all of you for bearing the burden of life with me. For making me smile when no one else could. I've tried, please know that I have. Ive stuck it out for so long. I just cant...I dont have the strength to get out of bed in the morning I dont have the strength to look myself in the mirror one more time. To feel that loathing and hate for everything, especially myself. To feel so, so alone. I love you all so much and thank you for making this miserable existence a little bit more tolerable. To the Chad anon...you helped to try and turn my life around, thank you, you're not all as bad as I thought...you coached me and helped me over the last year and I even got a gf...she left me yesterday. I've been trying to cope and I just can't. I longed for love for so long and now that i've lost it...there just isnt anything left for me. I saw your steam profile was gone...otherwise I would have reached out to you Chad. And thank you /r9k/ bartender. I hope you get better, I really do. Thank you for the cold ones
God I love you guys so much...
No one was made for this...to be this alone
If I could make one final request of you guys? Please post some songs for me...please try harder than I did, please find your happiness anons
Goodbye /r9k/ see you on the other side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg
goodbye m8
>>25657767
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cinJDxLUsNY
Goodbye OP
>>25657767
Don't let her get away with this Anon
How come none of you faggots have posted about the new McDonald's mozzarella sticks. 6 for $2.00!
That's tremendous value for something as delicious as Mozza Sticks. I'm gonna head on down there now and get 24 for $8
>>25657678
They are really small
>>25657678
because I'm not a shill, nor do I choose to eat processed mcshit
>2016
>not cooking your own food
disgusting
>>25657678
THESE
ARE
THE
NEW
TENDIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome, grab a chair, order a drink and share what's on your mind tonight.
This is yet once again your substituce slav barkeep anon. Feel free to use the jukebox and post what you are listening to too.
No last call.
But...but...I wanted to go to sleep now.
>>25656315
Have a nightcap anon.
Hey Slav Barkeep. I appreciate what you're doing; keep up the good work.
Try using a trip for the thread so people can identify you.
And I'll have a Four Roses, since I'm just stopping in. I'll be back in a bit.
Outdated image because there's always a thread up and I never have to post it myself edition.
who /backatuni/ here?
>tfw can smoke weed indoors again
>>25655448
this looks like a tilde post.
>tfw you talk to some kid on Omegle and you end up giving practical studying advice
I'm going soft in my old age. Somebody please kill me.
Who /loner/ here? What type of loner are you? For me is the friendly stranger
>People never invite me to social events
>never made friends even if I tried
>can make pleasant conversations
occasionally at workplace but never enough to actually get someone to like me enough as a friend
>tfw will always be distant to everyone
>tfw will always be a work acquaintance
>never leave house unless i absolutely have to
>parents always scold at me for this
>dont even have conversation with anyone at work since im no longer the new guy
i just want friends who i can hang out with
A few weeks ago the only friend I had for a while bullied me and deleted me on steam so I've been alone again since.
In HS I was a loner too but I at least had a lot of internet friends.
Not sure if other loners experience them, but I do still have these hopeless sinking episodes sometimes because of it. It just hits me all at once that I have no actual other friend or human that I can truely talk to about personal shit or trust.
>>25655944
I'm pretty much you. I don't have any problems being social with people but I don't have any friends and never have had gfs.
I don't think people can tell but I might be wrong.
>shotgun loaded
>bag full of shells
>trench coat on
>ipod in hand
>you make your way to the school PA system
What song do you play over the speakers before you unleash hell?
>>25655038
Take no prisoners - megadeth
Rainbow connection - Kermit the Frog
https://youtu.be/kaxoaKwx8tU
Something edgy, I am a teen right?
>mfw my only dream is to be gang banged by a bunch of white robots
>Have them fuck me in the shower as they force me to take their cock like the slut I want to be
>Force me to suck their virgin dicks, even though I'd probably fuck up since I've never done it before
>Have me stroke their cocks, as they caress my hair and kiss me everywhere
>Double penetrate my virgin holes
>Fall asleep group cuddling
>mfw
MODS!
Ban these fembot/anon posts!
>>25654612
But they're hot
I want to eat trap ass
that is all
Jesus kill me now please
I FEEEEEL YOUUUUU
JOAAAAANNAAAAA
AND OOOOOONE DAAAAY
I'LL STEEEEEAL YOUUUUUU~
wish i had the guts to do that
>finally works up the courage to ask her
>doesn't even bother to proof read
no one likes a retard, OP
> nearing 30 years old
> still ravaged by disgusting cystic acne all over body and face on a daily basis
J-JUST B URSELF!?
>>25646924
Change your food drastically or something. Jeez man, you are an unlucky fucker
take accutane
go see a dermatologist and he will discribe it to you. i'm 1 month in and already most of it is gone
will probably take another 4 months for it to heal completely
nobody needs to live like this especially if you're already 30
i'm 22 and my dermatologist told me it would never go away if i didn't take it. don't worry about the side effects i know it might seem scary but you will be informed
>>25646924
Either get acne jew pills that cure your acne and give you cancer and make you suicidal, or try a gluten free lactose free diet for a few months.
