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ITT: Autistic things you do
I still sleep with a space blanket.
>>29556846
Same, I still sleep with my old blanket I had as a child. Thing is so old and torn now but its just so comforting.
>>29556846
a solid 7/10 girl back in high school asked me if i wanted to hookup, i sperged out and said nah
i had a blanket that was decorated in stars and it was the perfect thickness but i have no idea where it went
are collection hobbies considered autistic? i collect pictures of 2d girls, although not as much as i used to.
Who /ISTP-A/ here?
INTJs and INTPs are NOT welcome here. Any spotting of them will be met with extreme prejudice.
>>29555463
>being a sensor
Why? That's boring and normalfag as fuck.
>>29555481
What is a sensor? Faggot.
>>29555667
Anyone with an 'S' instead of an 'N' in their MBTI type. How is that even a question if you're starting an MBTI thread in the first place?
ITT: post something you made.
I hope I don't derail this thread
>>29549609
That's interesting but, is it just non-human waifuism the comicwith sub-par art?
>>29549677
Holy fuck I forgot Ararararagi was so ripped.
>>29549738
yeah, after Kiss-Shot turned him he woke up the next day with six-pack abs and muscles he didn't know existed.
Guys, what short of interesting things can i do in a cuckshed? im holed here until tomorrow.
Grab a shotgun and kill Tyrone
Someone /thread me already.
>>29570286
Review past recordings in heated anticipation, obviously.
I keep wondering... Given how much they must love to fuck in every room and on every furniture, are they going to want to fuck in the cuckshed eventually?
Hey guys, I just wanted to take this opportunity to ask the above question in the title and ask if you think it's true?
Lately I have found it to be true myself. I'm not ready for a girlfriend because I don't love myself. I'm closer to hating myself than I am loving myself. I wonder what i must do to love myself and I think it requires a change of image, mind-set. etc.
I don't think i'll ever achieve this though as i'm somewhat happy being as I am.
in order to be loved you have to be love-able :^)
Better question is. How can you love yourself if you are not a Chad?
>Dude you need to love yourself so others can lmao
There are plenty of self loathing "robots" here who have gotten gfs
Obviously, not being loved is going to make you dislike yourself more too. Kuso thread.
>she tells me i'm "hot", says my features are as if they were from a greek statue, she feels my arms, chest, and back, and says i should have no problems getting girls
>too much of a beta and push her away with my neediness and clingyness
>insists she wants to stay friends
friendly reminder: being handsome and lifting don't matter if you're a boring, overly-emotional, timid, clingy faggot beta
>>29569415
nice humble brag post you fucking loser.
>>29569415
Greek statues have small dicks
>>29569672
if i dont brag here then i dont get anything from it. it's not like im getting laid
>"Hi Anon I'm busy tonight I can't go to a movie with you".
>2 minutes later she posts on Twitter "I'm bored someone hmu".
Every time.
>>29569390
You just have to be more confident bro haha XD
>>29569390
Then stop inviting girls who don't like you to see flicks
>he came to the uprising without an IED
jesus christ even the commies are better at guerilla shit
Does your cum shoot or dribble out? Mine dribbles unless I edge for hours or go days without cumming
>tfw see videos of guys shooting out like 3 big loads
>tfw never ever happens to me
how even
is it based on genetics or diet or what
>he's a dribbler
>pathetic dribblers hoping to ever satisfy a woman
that's a pretty nifty photo
i'm not even a fag
>>29569264
sometimes they use like saline injections and stuff i think
How high is your anxiety robots?
https://www.calmclinic.com/anxiety-test/
>>29569160
DAMMIT it wants your email at the end.
>>29569160
38
My highest one is agoraphobic.
Hey "moderate"! I ain't so bad...
AAAAAAARGH
Girl on the right just messaged me on OkCupid asking me to add her on facebook. I took a look at her facebook and found pic related.
Is it me or do these people all look fucking terrifying? Look at their eyes. If I met her, what would be my chance of coming back alive?
>>29569128
If you meet her, you will be raped by bunch of redneck hillbillies and after that fed to the pigs.
They're just not 10/10s
Don't, its really not worth all the effort anon. It will end bad for you in the end and you will get no where from doing this
Would you rather girls call you cute or hot?
>>29569068
they call me mister
hot - you get sex
cute - friendzone orbiter betabux
>>29569068
My gf calls me handsome and I prefer that.
Why do girls aged 18-25 engage in anal sex so often?
>>29569051
chad sees it in porn
>>29569078
This.
>"Chad wants it, so it must be good"
>"Unless I do it, Chad might leave me"
>fucked 14 different girls in my lifetime
>only the titty monster i met on /soc/ let me do anal
Dear robots...
This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.
People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.
This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.
I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything else.
>>29569037
That's wrong, 4chan is great for porn webms and I can use it on my smartphone without fear of a virus
>>29569037
Fuck off, I'm too far gone, there's nothing left for me. I've gotten to the point where rage feels good because it's all I feel outside of bored indifference.
Thank you for this post because I actually got enough of a wiggle to respond like this.
>>29569037
This place exists because the world has nothing to offer us. We did not choose /r9k/, /r9k/ chose us. But in a world that has nothing to offer us, we have it all on /r9k/.
"So it says here that you don't have a Facebook profile. Our team values transparency and building trust so unfortunately you won't make a good fit in our company"
>how can you build trust if you can't stand the idea of other people having private things
Who even uses Facebook anymore?
>>29568895
Generation X, Generation Jones, and the very front end of Generation Y.
>he laughs like a virgin
>>29568718
Fuck.
I got to worry about that TOO?
>"I'll ripe you like one too, bitch."
>>29568718
what the actual fuck does this even meanentertaining the meme
