he laughs like a virgin

>>29568718
Fuck.
I got to worry about that TOO?

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>"I'll ripe you like one too, bitch."

>>29568718
what the actual fuck does this even mean
entertaining the meme

>>29568718
I'm somewhat normie. I'm 25 and NEET, but have managed to sleep with three different women. Each one assumed I was a virgin. I understand the first, since I was, but the other two didn't believe I wasn't one. Guess I'm immature or give off "virgin vibes."

>>29569102
>the other two didn't believe I wasn't one
It came up and they tried to figure it out?
Dammit...

>>29569307
I think it is because I'm bad in bed. I can never shake my nerves. The only one I was comfortable with was the first one I slept with. She and I dated for a while and I became comfortable with her. I could fuck her for an hour. The others...I cum within two minutes or have trouble staying hard. Very embarrassing.

So now my sex life is mostly eating pussy

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>>29569473
Oh ok!
My plan is to keep thinking of those three to make me last longer (or indefinitely).
I'd love to make her come any other way BUT SHE'LL STILL KNOW.