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What are the key differences between robot, failed normie and cyborg?
Robot: someone who browses r9k
Failed normie: someone who wished he had more facebook/tumblr friends so he could spend more time in those social websites rather than here
Cyborg: someone who browses r9k as well as reddit, usually in 50/50.
>>29567022
So I'm a robot despite having had a girlfriend 10 years ago for almost 3 weeks?
>>29567022
Wrong.
Fucking use your brain OP and lurk.
Summer just started and you got 3 months to figure it out.
I wish my girlfriend would cuck me with Tyrone.
His name is god damn Darnell you motherfucker.
>>29566896
Really sick of these cuck threads, go shill somewhere else nigger
aye anon how bout you bring yo girl over and i can woop yo ass at MKX when I'm done with her
I feel always so tired... What can I do to have more energy and motivation to work?
I tried practising more sport and eating healthy food but this shit doesn't work.
Also I don't want to fall for the /take meds/ meme.
>>29566888
Nice trips. Maybe if you stopped thinking about suicide and how fucking worthless you are you'd have some motivation.
>>29566969
Well yes, this should work, my life is miserable after all...
>>29566888
>>29566969
>>29567055
Trips and double dubs wtf
Who /fat fuck/
I pretty much wasted my life i'm never going to lose this weight
carry that weight bro
>>29566849
How much do you weigh? Stop stuffing your fat fucking face
>>29566898
270kg
I just ate a whole bag of peanut flips and a carrot cake
It's time for me to go out in the real world and get a job.
I'm 23 and have never had one before.
How do I get a job? Am I fucked? My only qualifications are that I am quiet and lazy and most incompetent.
Yup your fucked. Someone with job experience will apply for the same job as you and they will get it. Go Google a cover letter and resume template. Make a cover letter and resume. Go to the local Walmart or Mc dickies, ask for a application forms to fill out. Hand all 3 back on and pray a high schooler gets the job
>>29566809
those aren't qualifications anon!
THEY ARE CHARACTER FLAWS!
>>29567309
he asked for a job, not minimum wage, part time slave labor
I wish I lived in Orlando
there's 1 less roastie and 49 less fags.
50 less degenerate cumsluts I have to deal with.
I doubt you would have never dealt with them anyways as that would require you to leave the house.
A new roastie is every day. Girls are constantly being born and growing up. Dozens of girls probably turned 18 in Orlando today. Dozens of girls probably decided to lose their virginity to a Chad who will pump and dump them in Orlando today. That's how the world works. The number of roasties isn't finite. It's evergrowing.
>>29566762
Fifty fewer degenerates in a city of Orlando's size is a drop in the bucket.
Why are white women so thirsty?
>>29566754
why'd you cropped out the "stranger has disconnected"?
>>29566778
It's long and she keeps trying to molest me
OP don't stop please this is great
anyone else here who's made tons of posts and never gotten dubs?
I got 69 once that's the closest I've gotten to a 'get'
>>29566717
>mfw get dubs on command
>>29566729
>mfw I didn't want to get them that time
>>29566729
>mfw get dubs on command
show me!
>tfw haven't had a text message in over 7 minutes
Who /lonely/ here?
I'm always happy when my bank sends me a text telling me my account balance every Monday. I literally sit there shaking with my phone in my hand with the volume turned right up.
>>29566714
7years* i also feel quite lonely
>tfw haven't had a sex in over 25 years
Who /lonely/ here?
robots, I need help, I had sex with this guy last night and now he is in love with me, the only problem is that i am still straight and he doesn't leave me alone anymore, what should I do?
>>29566707
Keep blowing him and being casual about till his "virgin armor" wears off.
>>29566707
>2016
>still falling for the women meme
Boipussy is way better OP
>had sex with a guy last night
>still straight
No
does it make me a fag to ask the person cutting my hair to cut it in a particular way instead of just saying i want it shorter?
how do i tell them how i want my hair done?
the last time i got my hair done i told the girl i just wanted it shorter and she did it so that the top is longer than the sides and backs, similar to the hitler youth haircut but not as deliberate. i like it a lot but i dont want to ask the person cutting my hair in the future to do it because i dont want to be a fag :(
asking for short back and sides will get the haircut you had last time.
dont be scared to take a reference picture, most hairdressers will appreciate it as they have a visual to work from
>>29566719
but bringing a picture would make me look like a fag
>>29566739
You're paying someone to cut your hair. You don't want to get your moneys worth?
I don't know who you think will judge you. Barbers like it when you give them a better idea of what to do, it takes out some guesswork
Hello from Planet Cigarette.
Hello from Planet Wan Wan
>>29566625
just buy a fucking dog already
>>29566643
FUCK YOU ITS NOT THAT EASY!!!!!!!
Hey NEETS, how does it feel to look upon this glorious bank account with the money I have earned with what you guys call as "wagecucking"?
I'm only one paycheck from $2,000, then I will go on a date with my gf to Hurricane Harbor (I plan on spending about $100) and then I will start college in the fall.
NEETS will never get the feel of a big bank account or going to college or having a gf.
>big bank
>$1900
choose one
next bux payment will put me over $6k
im a good saver, have fun leaking money to constantly repair your normie things like your shitty car, and latest iphones
Good on you anon, remember to distribute your money evenly, don't go spending everything at once. Once you get a steady job start depositing lets say 30% straight into saving accounts and steadily watch as you reach your 30s with a shit load of cash.
As for the the gf well good luck, I hope you get a real good blowjob and possibly fuck after the date.
>beards are manly they said
>>29566453
Beards WERE manky before hipster numale cucks hijacked them.
>>29566453
They can be if you're not a disgusting feminist furfag
Ahh, new Euron Greyjoy casting?
>be bicurious
>want to have lewd sexual activity with men from grindr/craigslist/soc
>20% of bi/gay men have HIV, and half of them don't even know it
>You can get throat cancer from HPV
>tfw my lewd cocksucking fantasies will never become reality
>>29566376
Yes, that same thing is happening to a lot of us.
If I ever fiannly decide to commit suicide, I'm going to do a lifetime of this in a weekend first.
The only gay man I know is HIV+ and severely mentally ill
>>29566434
I know a lot of gay men who are perfectly intelligent, prudent, respectable people. I don't know their HIV status.
...i've also met a lot of depraved degenerates who are gay. hmmmmmm. maybe you're right.
