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>Normalfags complain about that kid forcing their way into their friend group and sitting at their table
>they do the exact same this as that kid but just with r9k
It's pretty embarrassing tttt
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>>29570569
Not really, it's differentiated by the value of the two parties.

The first example is a low value individual receiving scraps from a higher value party. The second example is a higher value party taking what the want from a lower value counterpart. The first is an example of giving, the other is taking.

To muddle those two would be like saying that the European refugee crisis is the same as the European imperialism in the last century.
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>>29570698
This dude has it right.

They're not hoping to join and participate. They want to control and warp /r9k/ into what they want.
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>>29570698
>>29570793
Oh you little normies want to sit at my table?
How cute.

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>buys a laptop for 1.300$
>using it just for facebook and e-mails

why do normies do this?
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Status. If they DON'T spend $1300 on a facebook machine, their friends will think they can't afford a $1300 facebook machine.
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>>29570564
Isn't it obvious? Apple takes out so much in ads every year, they probably have the most exposure out of every tech company, ever.
>Normie see ad
>Normie want buy
>Normie ask normie friends who seen ad
>Normie friends say buy because they see ad too
>Normie don't know jackshit about specs, and probably doesn't want to because they believe they have better things to do in life like binge watch the latest season of My Fat Uncle Fucks My Sister 4: Retribution Part 2
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>assembles a $1000+ computer
>using it just for 4chan and porn

Why do I do this

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Cab someone help me out? I've been trying to do something like this with my turtles because it looks badass but they keep dying? What am I doing wrong?
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>>29570535
Probably not tight enough. Make sure to double wrap em just to be sure
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Have you tried zip ties?
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>>29570535
I bet that shell would make a good base for a stringed instrument

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ITT: We list horrible ways to die
>being catapulted at a wall at over 200 mph
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>as a virgin
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>with your mommy porn tab open
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Getting gut shot by a medium caliber firearm and then being left to die slowly.

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I just bought a house for a colleague I don't know why. He couldn't buy in the area he wanted and he has always been really accompanying to my extreme autism (he didn't know I had money)

I don't know how to feel /r9k/ on one side of the coin I just revealed my wealth but on the other side I just helped out a good friend. My real concern is that he will tell others that "faggot anon just bought me a house" and I'll get all my faggot "friends" asking for money. Anybody ever been in this situation ?
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>>29570490
>My real concern is that he will tell others that "faggot anon just bought me a house" and I'll get all my faggot "friends" asking for money.
Tell him to keep quiet about the money anon.
That's the least he could do after what you've done for him.
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>>29570490
No, I don't think many of us have been in the position to buy someone else a house on a whim. This sounds like a strange thing to make up but I'll play along. How much did it cost you? Do you expect him to pay you back eventually or was this a present?
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>>29570615
Just over 850.000e, but with all the tax I just made it 1me (I wrote him a cheque)

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Why are girls so mean with ugly guys? even when i just say hello they look at me in a disgusting way.

Not everything is about having sex and getting laid, i just want to be nice.
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>>29570485
>Why are girls so mean with ugly guys?
It's true. I rarely see guys treat ugly girls as cruelly. Not unless they're being cunts and going after Chads. Which they do...
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>>29570485

well imagine if an ugly girl that you didn't know approached you on the street.

and imagine that she could overpower/rape you if she felt like it.

wouldn't you be nervous?
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>>29570642
>imagine that she could overpower/rape you if she felt like it.

Rape is so fucking rare here on the west

>>29570642
>well imagine if an ugly girl that you didn't know approached you on the street.

I wouldn't treat her as literally a subhuman thought.

Let's have a good ol' "That Kid" thread
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>that kid I buried under a Wal*Mart parking lot
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>That kid who would let out a nervous laugh after every sentence
>That kid who would skip along the hallways, picking up trash, smelling it and putting it in her pockets
>That kid who never said anything at all
>That kid who thought he could impress people by cutting himself, but was too scared to actually cut himself
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>That kid in high school who hit his head while skateboarding and fucking died

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Robots that stay in their homes almost all the time, why? How often do you actually leave?

I don't want to go outside because I just dislike or hate most people, they're obnoxious and are all the same to me. If possible I don't even want to see them. Same normie interests for the most part and essentially very boring for someone like me, but the other normies don't care. Even the few who have similar interests to mine are total faggots I don't even want to get close to, because they're never true robots, not even cyborgs. Just ordinary normies with robot-tier interests.

This mindset could have arisen because a few acquaintances have fucked me over in the past, but these are isolated incidents as others are still at least neutral or cordial towards me and often talk to me when I see them, typically complaining that I never go out and have zero public Internet presence, and that we should be closer like during our school days (I pretty much had to interact with them back then). I guess I sound like a dick but I still want nothing with them, no friendships or interaction with physical normies at all if possible.

This has been going for about 8 years now, I don't have autism/social anxiety and can manage myself well enough in social interactions but I don't want any long-term IRL friendships. If I had to, I could deal with co-workers, classmates and people I'll only see a couple of times in my life just well without acting like a spergy faggot, yet I don't want to deal with them if possible either.

When you leave the house you inevitably start coming across people, so I just decided to ignore society and pursue my interests indoors. As I said, many people in my area will inevitably want to start talking to me non-stop when they see me since I'm such a shut-in. Thankfully many others don't even recognize me.

I can't be the only one with such a mindset and behaviour, right? Most people here probably have actual social anxiety and may also be failed normies.
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What the fuck is wrong with /r9k/ today? This is a robot-tier discussion, so get in here.
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191 hours on steam only in last 2 weeks
does it get better
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>>29570690
Just what do you play? I typically only got around 80 hours in the last 2 weeks when I was still playing vidya intensively.

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>out hanging with friends at a bar
>girl comes up to me and ask me why I look like I'm having a bad time

I don't get it. This always happens to me. I always get the "Why do you look so sad" "You look like you are having a horrible time" comments when I'm just chilling in public. What am I doing wrong?
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>>29570370
>resting sad face

The milquetoast brother to the Resting Asshole Face.'

Or you could also be genuinely miserable, which is common here.
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>>29570370
Just reply that you have "resting sad face" and laugh it off. Then you have an ice breaker already done for you.
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>>29570370
I get this A LOT around new people. They ask me why I'm sad or try extra hard to make me happy, Please stop, I'm already happy, I just don't show it.

>>29570407
Resting sad face is the perfect word to describe this.

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How can you tell a white girl has been CHINK'd?
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>>29570326
The girl on the right : Have you seen her with no make up and wearing glasses ? She looks so different. Looks weird
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She thinks her glasses look : "kinda cute"

She looks weird without make up. Doesn't look like the same person

She also talks about her "career".
She says she's bored all the time, doesn't have a job.

She said she rarely gets work as a model, then the rest of the time, she's bored.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3p-Wyc6FM8
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>>29570326
Scientists are working on this, they get the funding by claiming to be looking for dark matter, since they are roughly the same scale.

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BAAAAAAAANE OPEN THE DOOOOOOR
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Uhh, is BANE home?
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WHAT?
NO WAY
YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T WANT DR.PAVEL ANYWAY
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Now this is a thread I can get behind!

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>not black enough to be accepted as black
>not white enough to be accepted as white
Anyone who breeds interracially deserves to be put to death, you've ruined the species.
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>>29570287
Start with yourself, get a rope.
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ahhh another claSSIC R9K PATENTED RACE BAITING THREAD OH BOY THANKS FOR THE FOURTH ONE IN AN HOUR GOLDSTEIN
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>>29570287
Why does fitting into a race matter so much? if you're not a retard and a violent criminal, you're white enough for anyone who matters to accept you. Most people aren't racist, they just hate rapits, muggers, burglars, drug dealers, and murderers. Don't be like that and you'll be fine.

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How do we save him?
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He is beyond saving. Like everyone.
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>>29570130
He had a toothache. Quit overreacting.
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>>29570255
>He had a toothache

Do you have a single verifiable source to back that up?

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>"What do you think of my cosplay, anon? You don't think it's too revealing, do you?"
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>>29570076
I want to kill myself, okay?
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I want to cum inside Kaworu. That alright with you?
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>>29570076
that is a man ass, right?

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How can I transition from a white guy into an asian gurl?
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>>29569974
hormones, maybe implants but you have to take hormones for femininity.

more of stuff like in the picture please
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>>29570040
But that would make me a white gurl
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>>29570082
you mean like, how do you adopt the culture and mannerisms? observing and first hand experience i guess

if you want to look like an asian girl that's probably not going to work and any plastic surgeon that tells you it does will make you look like a zombie

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