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>Girl at work was listening to me tell another dude how much i love movies
>she says she does too and says we should go to together sometime
>I giggle reflexively because my meme sensors are going off not because theres anything wrong with her
>say no thanks
>she says o-oh and chuckles and says she was just saying
>Feel so bad later for sounding like an asshole and feeling how that mustve felt for her
>thinking about telling her i didnt mean it and dits because im so paranoid and scared of women and so insecure and blah blah blah
>Dont want to because dont want to look like a faggot
Holy shit it shouldnt be this difficult to communicate with the same species, i really need to kill myself before i hurt someone
>>29573540
oh fug the feels
I did something similar last week
Get over it. She'll get over it or die trying anyway
I tend to do this sometime. I was drawing on a bag at work while back and this girl was talking to me about it so I told her to draw a person and I just automatically said it looked like shit when she showed me. I didn't say it in a rude way and she was cool about it but I know I'll probably say something and hurt someones feelings
>Me and gf break up partially because she was sure she was gay
>We loved each other tonnes but not very sexual at all
>Shes now in a relationship with some male FWB and still hasn't been with a girl
How should I even feel about this, I mean technically she can do what she wants but it feels pretty fucking shitty
Telling you she is gay was just an excuse for breaking up, obviously
>>29573566
See, it seems like it, but she made a fucking big deal of making sure she was sure if thats the case (like 7 months of making sure at least)
>>29573520
>>29573520
Shit happens, he might not even be better than you, she just wanted fucky fucky. Did you really want to be in a non-sexual relationship? You can love friends, you're supposed to be good friends AND fuck your partner.
WARNING: LONG POST OF ME VENTING
Okay so long story short. I put my FUCKING PROFILE AND PICTURE ON A DATING SITE, and this girl msg'ed me. I checked her profile, and she has no picture. So whatever, I'm not too anal about that. I'd prefer a small Japanese girl, but who am I to be picky.
So she and I start talking and I kinda feel a connection. She thinks I'm cute, and awesome... she even called me God. So what the fuck, she has a vagina and some semblance of intelligence, so I'm all for her.
Then she sends me her picture. Okay, maybe there's 40 small Japanese girls trapped in her, but all I see his this mountainous Jabba the Hut with glasses and an even bigger ass. She claims she's 22, but man does she look older.
Well, fuck. I'm still thinking vagina and I ignore what she looks like. See, there are guys out there who aren't into looks. We talk on MSN for another day and we even get into sexually explicit conversations, such as me telling her how big I am, and her telling me how many guys she's been with... WAIT. What the FUCK? You've been with "so many guys, I'm experienced lol" YOU FUCKING WALKING CUNT. Okay, yeah, originally Iwas into the whole vagina thing. But not now. Knowing she's been around the block more times than Michael Jackson as a block parent pretty much turns me off.
She goes on to tell me she's had threesomes. I'm like... okay, that's cool. Two girls and a guy. I'm there for that. But no. It's TWO GUYS AND HER. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. That's so gay and straight it confuses me and makes me in between soft and hard. Like jello. But fucking stupid me says "Oh man, that sounds so hot."
Want me to continue...?
Fuck it, I'm alone, I meed to vent...
Fucking slut. Then she tells me she SMOKES. I SAID IN MY PROFILE NO FUCKING SMOKING, BALOOGA SPERM EATING WHALE. She goes "Oh... yeah, you probably won't like this, but I smoke a little." Uh, well if you had any respect for me you'd buzz the fuck off right about now. But stupid me... I say "Yeah, that's no problem lol... I don't judge anyone for stuff like that." Fuck my stupid ass. Rape me already, I'm so fucking easy to take advantage of.
But next day at work, I talk about it with my female friend/co-worker, and she told me to send her an email to end it. So I'm like... I don't want to sound harsh, so I basically tell her I don't think we have similar intersts or morals or beliefs, but we can still be friends!
Fucking bitch emails me and says she's tired of always being dumped, putting this whole fucking thing on me. So FUCKING DUMBASS ME, I start talking to her again on MSN. One thing leads to another, and my pants are down to my ankle as she describes the sexual acts she'd do to me.
Well whatever. I was feeling fine about her. I can dig a fat chick who thinks I'm God, and wants to pleasure me all day. Cheaper than a hooker. But... then I decide to call her.
Jesus Joseph Mary Christ of Latter Day Saints. She sounds 40. She's really 22, but she sounds fucking 40. It was the most unsexy thing I've ever heard. I had this perfect picture in my head of what she sounded like, and it was shattered within minutes of her tarred lunged tobacco stained toothed mouth saying said "Oh hi Don... I'm so happy you called".
The phone call just ended a few minutes ago. What do I do. I do not like her. I do not want to ever think about her again. If I block her, I'll feel bad for some FUCKING STUPID REASON. She probably knows my phone number now too. And I'll feel like shit if I tell her AGAIN that I don't like her.
What the hell do I do? I'm thinking of suicide as a quick way out. Also, I am never ever doing this online dating shit again. I've been against it from the beginning, but some WHORE at work told me OH NO GO AHEAD IT'S GREAT! IF YOU DON'T LIKE SOMEONE LOL YOU JUST BLOCK THEM LOL! You dirty henious harlot streetwalking swamp slut. I don't like the idea of shopping for a person. Why did I ever fall into this trap.
KILL ME NOW!
Just dump her you stupid ass nigga
Who else here low blood pressure/bpm?
nice pulse
anything over 70 is a pulselet desu and will die before 65 yo
>113/68
>low blood pressure
Pick one and only one
diabolic pressure is way over the limit though
I feel a panic attack coming on. Anyone have experience and can tell me how to proceed?
If you actually want some serious advice, then here it is. You have to let yourself feel it. Every sensation. If you can do that you'll be free of panic attacks.
>>29573494
I've been trying to not panic over the thought of a panic attack. Thinking about it too much made my last one awful.
Remove the source of your fear
Also what the other guy said
Personal experience has told me that panic attacks are a feedback loop caused by a fear of fear itself and the physiological symptoms of it. Accept your fears and your bodily manifestations of it.
>my internet gf just broke up with me
considering suicide right now
>internet gf
How desperate are you?
>>29573529
I'm on /r9k/
what do you think??
blox
>>29573311
If you two didnt skype at least once per day it wasnt worth it
This is it guys
All you need to do is get to the other side to bang the hot blonde.
wat do?
do a barrel roll efg
Assuming I have infinite time, start shitting down the pit. Eventually it will get filled and I can swim through the shit or walk on solid shit to the hot blonde
>>29573263
He should run to the left. He'll eventually circle around back to the hot blonde. As a bonus he'll be behind her and can give her forcey-fun surprise sex.
stop asking me to "hang out". fuck your "dinner and a movie". if you're sexy in an intangible way i want to eat my pussy. tell me abt how you will make sweet love to my fit, yoga teacher body. alternately, entertain me with bad, inappopriate jokes. shake up my life a little. WHERE ARE YOU
>>29573247
Oh is the "drunken autist tries to make a troll (?) thread" again.
>>29573247
women wanted to be treated as princesses. now you want to be treated as whores.
men don't care anymore. you should start entertaining us you filthy roastie
>>29573274
no anon, this is for your own self-improvement, as a gender
What's your opinion on this nigress and her body type?
>>29573243
Id fuck it
Repeatedly until we were both numb
me on the right
domo arigato original commento
My opinion on her is according to the CDC 48% of black women in the US have genital herpes.
>Suicide is selfish. They're hurting the people that care about them.
I remember when i was 12 and i found out my sister cut herself. I remember bringing them up in arguments and thinking so poorly of her because of it. I don't get on with her now but god dammit do i understand what she was going through. You can't justify your sadness, so you don't even get the gratification of self pity because you know deep down you don't deserve it
>my body belongs to me
>oh, not you anon, your body belongs to people who care about you :D
Well it's irrational to be anything but selfish anyway. Plus "altruistic" people are merely seeking validation and therefore being selfish at the end of the day.
tl;dr: kys
Did you buy a ticket yet?
>>29573139
Thismight be your chance to become a millionaire NEET.
I'm too scared to ask the clerk for tickets and don't know what I'm doing. Is it true that they ask for your passport and drivers license?
>>29573219
Yea take ur birth certificate too
At what point did you realize that you'd never experience this?
How did it make you feel?
How are you holding up now?
A few years ago. Feeling empty inside. Probably gonna kill myself in a few years.
Around second grade I had a sort of existential crisis over someday becoming a fat, balding, middle-aged loser sitting glumly on his bed. It was around eigth grade I realized that I'd sort of accepted being a loser and just doing my own thing.
>>29573074
I accepted it during my 20th year, and I too anticipate I'll be killing myself at some point, surely before I'm 30.
Outside of tfwnogf, do you lead a somewhat normal life, though?
Any other robots realized someone only tolerates you and pretends to like you, but actually doesn't? Not necessarily romantically. If so how did you deal with it?
I always just assume anyone who communicates with me doesn't really like me. They're just putting on a show because they have to, and if we were wild animals, they would just kill me then and there.
You don't really deal with it. Best you can do is stay out of their way as much as possible.
I always feel like people only talk with me out of pity or something. It is just hard to imagine that someone actually likes me and wants to talk with me. I'm also pretty autistic and shitty, so it isn't their fault.
>check facebook messenger to see if there's any new memes in the group chat
>some girl has added me to her contacts
>sudden feeling of fear and anxeity in my chest
Jesus christ lads im having a near panic attack because some girl added me (probably accidentally) on messenger
>>29572974
fuck off you faggot
why does that kid has somalia t-shirt?
>>29572974
Normalfag detected
get back to facebook.
only 50% spic. Can I still have white women?
Depends, do you look more mexican or more german?
>>29572944
just about the same as my mix, so sure :^) nice dubs btw
blondes would be a weird pairing though
>>29572979
I'm very pale with dark hair and eyes
