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Daily reminder that you will never touch Stanleys tender face while his penis penetrates your boipuccy.
>>29576890
Ayy lmao desuu
SO YOU MUST BE HARVEY'S SQUEEZE!!!
>>29576890
I would rather penetrate his hairy ass.
Is vaping worth it?
No, but suicide is. You should consider it.
I mean you can just pick out a cheap one to blow clouds for fun, but I would never spend 120+ on a high end one. Definitely if you're trying to quit smoking or harder drugs tho.
vape for ten years
have mad fluid in my lungs and I cough and hack like a smoker
it's smoking but in slowmo
What superpowers do you fantasize about having? For me it's the ability to rewind time. I'd say and do things to fuck with people, then instantly undo them. Or use it to see how various scenarios would play out and choose the best option.
Yes there is a full set of images of her
Yes it is porn
Freeze time rape people and shit, yeah i'm a sick fuck and should be executed.
Next
>>29577002
Well-fucking-played.
But can you answer my next question?
I DON'T WANT TO SWIM THE OCEAN
>>29576844
IM AN ISLAND
YOURE AN OCEAN
>>29576877
YOUR MOM'S A WHALE
>>29576877
I'M A CORK ON THE OCEAN
FLOATING OVER THE RAGING SEA
Please, I can handle it I promise
>>29576839
Faggot
asgh
shhhhhh you already know it shill out
>>29576850
Is that all you got? Not very eloquent or descriptive
"Anon, I.....I know I cucked you many times with Chad and Tyrone. B-but I'm ready to change....for u....."
Sky-type of gril will never change..
>tfw no Sky gf to take care of when her cocaine withdrawal hits her and she trembles on the bed sweating bullets
>>29576823
who the fuck are you? you're ugly as shit even with makeup. LOL, how do you manage to be UGLY as SHIT with fucking makeup, basically REAL LIFE PHOTOSHOP?
WOW
O
W
then i'd hand her my concealed 9mm (untraceable of course) and walk off
>>29576912
the look in her eyes tells me she's been mind fucked since a very young age.
>tfw you're too mentally weak to defend yourself against bullies.
>>29576793
stop trying to be cool faggot
>>29576793
>tfw your younger HALF-brother bullies you
>>29576802
I never try to be cool, I only want to be left alone.
So I moved to my own place a while ago. How to buy toilet paper without the cashier and other customers laughing? I've been using kitchen paper because I'm afraid. original desu~
>>29576791
How many people on earth shit OP? That's how many people have to buy toilet paper in public.
is this shit a meme? no one actually cares when people buy the 12 pack or w/e
wow cmon man fucking ebay
you guys are retarded
ilI shower tomorrow
ill shower when I leave the house
Every time I shower, it ends with me fumbling blindly for a towel while my eyes burn.
>>29576916
>Not showering with goggles
Really? They were invented for a reason.
how are you all doing tonight? I'm feeling pretty down myself.
>>29576750
im sorry you arent feeling so good, whats making you feel down anon?
>>29576750
Yeah me too. Is there ever a time where we're not feeling down desu
What's got you down?
The usual, been depressed for years. I have these days all the time where it's so mind-numbingly the same and boring but I'm not sure what to do.
Alright robots, I just broke up with my GF of 3 1/2 years. The first 2 1/2 years, she did not work, nor have any income at all, as she was underage and didn't even have an ID. I was okay with this. I took care of her and her sisters. Well, last July I got locked up, and it fucked up my job, fucked up my ability to get a job, and fucked up my ability to hustle because I don't want to pick up a new charge on probation.
As soon as she had to step up and take on some responsibility to help out where I was lacking financially (I'm only working odd jobs at the moment, and doing what i can for money), within 3 months she began to complain about this more and more vociferously.
We met and fell instantly in love. She left her BF of 9 months for me. But 4 months into the relationship, on Valentine's Day, a holiday she said she hated because something bad always happened, she slipped out of the house while I was in the shower after we had a slight fight earlier that morning. I had a really special evening planned, but she didn't come home and claimed to be at a friends, but I found out she was at her ex's. I got very, VERY drunk and kept calling over there, but his Moms (yes, plural) would not let me speak to her and kept agitating me. He was in love with her, and knew I had stolen her from him. They told me that they were in the shower together, and that was it, I lost it. They gave me the address and dared me to come over. I did.
When I got there, I was very polite, but also sardonic. His Moms came out and agitated me further. When she tried to come out, one of the Moms kept physically pushing her inside. That pissed me off and I started arguing with the other one. So then, he comes out with a fucking claw hammer and tries to attack me.
>nope.jpg
>10yearsofMartialArts.exe
I disarmed him and put him on the ground. I pinned his arms down at the wrists, and the little fucker bit me on the nipple through my shirt and wouldn't let go. I was trying to verbally calm him,(cont)
>>29576721
when his moms snuck up on my with steel poles and started bashing me in the head. I sluffed these off and got up calmly and disarmed the bitches, at which point, once I had the weapons, they recoiled in fear and threatened to call the cops
>lolwut.png
During the chaos, my GF slipped out and got into the vehicle her cousin was driving me around in. I got in the front seat next to her, gushing blood from my head. She was crying and trying to staunch the bleeding. I was yelling at her.
Anyway, after that, I told her that she cheated on me. She swore that the shower thing was made up, and I believed her, because I could tell that she wasn't lying. She said that nothing happened, and she only went there because she was upset and she has no friends, which is true. Again, I believed her, but I still considered it cheating, to leave me alone on V Day, stay gone all night, lie about where she was, and when I finally speak to her, she tells me she is staying there another night. That, IMO, is emotional betrayal.
But she held that it wasn't cheating and it was unfair for me to call it such. After, she does everything in her power to make it up to me, and she does. She becomes 100% loyal and completely great, better than I ever thought possible.
Fast forward 5 months. She basically says I am smothering her, that she isn't ready for such a heavy relationship (she is 15 at this point). I argue and argue with her that we shouldn't break up. She is unable to call it off with me, so she gets her fucking Mom, who I hate, to do it for her while she sits behind her silently. It tore my heart out.
I have only really been in one relationship in my life, when I was 16. That lasted for a couple of years and ended badly.
At 20, I began to have an affair with my long lost sister who had been adopted out at 6. I too, was adopted, but my grandparents took me in. My sister and little brother got adopted by a foster family and taken out of state. We found her when she (cont.)
keep goingmy cement is oregano
>>29576892
was 18, and she and I almost immediately began a sexual relationship, something we had both secretly fantasized about for years. We maintained an actual monogamous relationship on and off for 5 years. But again here, she would get antsy and run back to the state where she was raised and end up with her ex. Eventually, my mother got her strung out on heroin, and she became a literal street walking prostitute, which she is to this day. But I don't count that as a relationship because it had no real chance to flourish due to social stigma and the fact we were both basically in it for the sex.
There were drunken one night stand in between these, but I don't like that kind of thing. I like intimacy and emotion. But I had been so hurt. My first GF was a virgin, but she went hog wild and started fucking any and everyone i knew. Which I understand as she was a victim of some profound sexual abuse, but it still hurt very bad, as I gave her my all.
So, back to current GF (ex, I guess). We stayed broken up for less than a month. But when we got back together, she told me that after she broke up with me, she almost immediately went and fucked her ex, who apparently has a 10" cock, but is horrible in bed. This devastated me.
Again, I said that this was cheating. I said she was just doing an end run around the rules of the game by breaking up with me, fucking him, and then immediately getting back together with me. Again, she said that it was unfair of me to call it cheating because we weren't together.
And again, after this, she became almost a perfect human being. She did everything for me, satisfied my every whim. She lived only to lease me, 24 hours a day.
But as I said, when I needed her to step up financially, we started fighting again and having problems. And last night, after she hung out with my whore sister, she stayed the night over there, when she always stays with me. And the next day she didn't even contact me. I had to track her down. (cont.)
I could lose my virginity at any time to a whore at my job.
Should I go through with it r9k? Main reason I havent is cause I value my virginity and wanted it to be for a girl I loved but those dreams...are dead
whore in what way? like pay her to do it? or a girl trying to fuck everyone at work?
>>29576634
She blatantly ssid she just wants some dick and honestly she isnt that bad looking and cute small type. She has a boyfriend and theyre in an open relationship.
Ultimately if I lose it to her I wouldnt feel too bad but I fear Id be wasting my first time on someone who is a whore
>>29576608
>Main reason I havent is cause I value my virginity and wanted it to be for a girl I loved but those dreams...are dead
Unfortunately these days women would probably find it gross that you haven't lost it yet and you probably won't find what you're looking for.
Even though I think this is true, I keep holding onto mine. I don't expect to get anything out of it but it's something I want to do just in case.
>Chad takes his friends to Tokyo
>You sit all day in your dark grotto
>>29576574
>Chad's car gets wrecked in a crash
>Which game deserves your cash?
>You think, wrapped under a blanket
>While Chad could end up in a casket
>>29576574
>Chad has STDs and has to pay multiple child supports
>You save money on games every summer
>>29576574
that doesn't even rhyme, try again
2016
why do jobsters care about stupid personality tests?
why do they feel the need to give themselves a false sense of superiority over other jobsters?
>>29576561
Is jobsters the PC term for wagecuck?
>>29576561
Are you really that stupid you have to ask?
>>29576602
personality tests are absolutely useless, you know that right?
Describe how your perfect session of lovemaking would be like.
me having a wank
>>29576597
same tbqh
wewicus laddius
>>29576549
We cuddle and nuzzle for a bit, the nuzzling slowly progresses to kissing, we wrap arms around each other and start to undress, I struggle to get erect, I masturbate furiously and begin to sweat, finally achieve semi-rigidity sufficient enough to put on a condom, attempt to enter her, she asks if it's in yet, I say yes and start thrusting but already I'm beginning to go soft again, a few seconds later I ejaculate and go completely limp, she gets out of bed and walks out of the room and I curl up into a ball and quietly sob.
