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>the customer is always right!
>never argue with a customer!
>Work at Walmart
>Walk through an area of a store I know nothing about
>Customer asks me a question about it
>Get mad when I know nothing
I just unload and stock stuff. I don't know everything.
>>29578827
>working retail
>not being the most cucked faggot in existence
kys
>>29578980
>JUST get a better job XD
When will you normies learn?
Why do you guys even think so selfishly about "settling down" with a nice girl and starting a family? What the fuck do you think YOUR parents did that allowed you to become the depressive invalid you are today? And you seriously want to impose the condition of life on more people? Reproduction is about the most iniuitous act anyone can commit, at least in the abstract. Afterall what person who was ever beaten, tortured, maimed, raped, infirmed by disease, or even inconvenienced was not first born to experience what life has on offer? I would think you guys, having all your needs accounted for and still experiencing an unbearable emptiness and endless appetites would understand how bad life is. Fuck your reproductive rights, you stupid ape.
>>29578786
>tfw mommy's taking me to see a psychologist because I expressed similar sentiments and told her I wasn't having kids
>>29579129
yes, Life-Cult demands nothing short of a procrustean coformity to its ideals.
>>29578786
You have a point there, OP. But nobody here was going to breed anyway. Except for the disgusting normie invaders, but they'll be gone by summer's end.
>download that stupid wolf girl hentai game just so I can laugh at the autistic weebs who get off to that shit
>end up shame fapping like 5 times to it
what am I doing with my life
Just like when I'd pose for a girl on the web to make fun of guys that would try to pick me up and ended up fapping to it on a daily basis.
>>29578812
that's pretty fucked up mate
Welcome!
Please sit down and browse /r9k/ a little bit longer, you seem to fit in rather seamlessly.
How do people consistently fall for this shit, /r9k/?
I don't get it
Why are they all screws? Is it because they're screwed up?
Imagine living in a universe like that l o l
>>29578700
Because without a screwdriver we just end up screwing each other.
>>29578700
many of us are too stupid to understand this image explain op
>subscribe to a netflix account
>>29578548
anything to do with shopping in malls
>>29578548
>payday loans
>>29578548
>Try to find things to post about on social media for likes
>have no friends
>go to /soc/
>fucking normies everywhere, every single thread revolves around sex
What is even the fucking point, where the fuck is a friendless anon supposed to go to make friends
Honestly, no one here likes to admit it, but in order to make friends relatively easily you have to become a normie. Be one of them. You won't find real friends but you will find people to keep you company.
>>29578609
so i have to befriend people i hate?
>>29578663
Not necessarily. Find people that give you entertainment. Doesn't have to be people you hate. But you will find people you hate along the way.
I JUST FUCKING BINGE ATE AGAIN
I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSLEF
It's impossible for me not to eat on olanzapine
I know your feel
>>29578517
>>29578562
>he has no willpower
best frog man I've seen in a long time
did you make him yourself?
Why is it socially acceptable to read smut in public? Hell, why is it socially acceptable to read smut at all?
>>29578515
It's...not. Go read Hentai in public. I guarantee you'll get dirty looks if not outright being called a pig
>>29578543
That shit has pictures you idiot. I'm talking about the women who openly talk about how much they love Fifty Shades of Grey.
>>29578601
To make you mad.
Why do people say florida is shit?
There is nothing wrong with florida.
And there's no reason to worry about gators. Gators are like big lazy babies.
You can walk right up to a gator and pet them and we don't even care. There's a reason why birds stand right on gators. What are you more chicken then a bird? Ha!
There's litteretly no reason to worry.
>>29578503
its 2 hot
>>29578530
You just got to get use to it
I like to go into the freashwater lakes and float with my head poking out the top of the waters surface. Lots of tastey fish you can bite and eat. I go there so often i've made it my territory.
>>29578678
lived here my whole life and no one swims in lakes ur gonna fucking die
>20
>2004 Cartoon Network (my favorite shows were Kids Next Door, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Johnny Bravo)
>30
>Dance Dance Revolution, emo/pop-punk, college
>22
>Pizza Hut Demo Discs
>27
>Halo 2 multiplayer with friends
What autistic things did you do as a kid?
I used to put magic shows on, I would stand on the corner of my block which had a lot of traffic, wear a magicians cap outfit etc... and do magic.
>>29578463
think I had a future
I used to sing meme sarcasticgamer.com ''gaming'' songs infront of my parents and charge them 1 euro after
Songs such as these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgrkN45RDoo
>>29578463
Preparing for your future in wizardry, I see. That's smart, kiddo. You'll be ahead of the curve.
Comfy things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7Y-vr67agQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdqi2dO9eik
>>29578436
That voice is RatBoyGenius-tier nightmarish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiArrTwugVs
CAN
YOU
FEEL THEIR
HAUNTING PRESENCE
LIAR! KILLER! DEMON!
Back to the river aras
But seriously, turks are roaches
>Fell asleep with laptop at the foot of my bed
>A window with this image was open, because I fell asleep after fapping
>Parents or one of my siblings may have seen it
What will normie parents think if they see this? Anyone have stories to share about this type of situation?
>>29578383
that you are a pervert
but that is it, i cant be as bad as the guy who send a pic of MLP porn to his mom
>>29578383
I can tell you now if they did see it. They're just happy to know you're not gay, and or like vaginas/women.
How is your family? Do you think your parents would kick you out if they found out you masturbate to drawn little girls? Are you a typical basement dweller or do you have something else going on for you?
Really it would depend on your situation. I'd say you shouldn't be so paranoid since I doubt your parents would barge in and open your laptop. That is unless it was open already in which case you're an idiot.
>tfw no diligent bf
>tfw no eager gf
>>29578346
ur probably fat or horribly unnatractive it really shouldnt be that hard otherwise
>>29578346
jeez louise, how many times do i have to say this? i *am* your frickin bf. stop making these threads and come to bed.
