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>tfw started eating to make me feel better
>the only food that actually makes me feel better are sweets
I tried exercise for them endorphins, but that was temporary and only lasted for a little more than a year, then I started feeling like shit again.
I don't want to become an obesefag, what do?
Can't smoke or drink either, can't afford it in many ways.
How many sweets do you eat everyday?
>>29582743
>How many sweets do you eat everyday?
varies, for example today I ate an entire pack of cookies, yesterday I only ate half a pack.
>>29582820
What the shit. Get some fancy snacks once a week or month as a treat. Make it something to look forward to. I'm sure those cookies aren't that great. Maybe you could find a hobby or something to master to fill the time.
What is Lexi like? She seems to be on auto pilot all the tiem. And from what I hear she does more pot than even Snoop.
>>29582571
I like pot and I think Lexi is sexy.
she got hella fat
>>29582598
She lost the weight.
>tfw just ran two miles
Well on my way to joining the military and becoming Chad. How about you? How's your fitness level?
>>29582526
I can run about ~150m not too fast. I'm heavy though. 1/10th of you. Shit.
Working on it as well. It's tough man, I am shipping out in October probably, so I have some time.
Jesus Christ, OP. I started by running two miles. That was the first time I got on the treadmill. You have quite a long way to go. You will run much farther distances than that in the military.
Had an opportunity with a girl and fucked it up? Share your story
It could be a missed chance to ask a girl out, to reciprocate feelings. When you sperg out her invitation for a date, her flirt or whatever...
Just prove that you are a robot and that you will always be unless the girl is very assertive
I'm a summer NEET, my neighbor is an old russian lady (super nice old babouchka), her little niece came to our country. She lived with her, but since she only speak english in our non-english speaking country she didn't go out often.
She spend her days watching american movies to practice english. The landlady (who is also russian) forced us to go out together so that I could "show her the city around".
Surprinsingly she just said "Wait for me, I'm taking my jacket". Thank god I showered this day. I walked alongside a cute short blond russian girl, best feeling ever.
That's it. We just walked and talked about her dream of owning a shop here. She moved a week later.
>>29582492
>I'm a summer NEET
You cant call yourself a neet. You are not a neet
A girl in high school was repeatedly hitting on me, greeting me everyday at lunch break with the most ridiculously cutest way imaginable.
I turned her down everytime because I was too insecure about being in a relationship. It became a two sentence exhcange with less and less cutesy, then she got bored when it became painful.
Going to run down to the 7/11 for a late night snack, what should I get?
Everything in the register nigga, I aint playin I will kill you and your family + a 6 pack + bag of hot cheetos.
7-11 brand cookie ice cream & macadamia cookies
>>29582459
hot cheetos are the shit
>tfw white british and american whites cant handle the heat
you fucking pussies
My life is sliding off the rails.
How can I move to Colorado so I can be high constantly and never have to face my demons?
> need to make money
> need to not being in a hood part of town
>>29582404
Colorado is full
>>29582501
I'll airbnb with a qt grill.
>>29582404
You can be high constantly anyway. Just buy weed from a dealer and only smoke at home.
I've done this a couple of times before, thought I'd do it again.
I've been getting to program for almost a decade now. Worked on all sorts of interesting things - security, operating systems, super computers, networking, the list goes on.
Go ahead and ask me anything about the subject, I'll try to answer to the best of my ability...
How difficult is it?
Coolest thing you've created?
What do you suggest for beginners?
Mac or pc?
Im about to begin my second semester of freshman year in college and will hopefully be taking more programming courses. I'm just nervous that a degree in computer programming might not be the best decision with how many people are starting to pick it up. You know anything about the marketability of such a skill?
>>29582394
Where should I start if I want to learn how to program in general?
What are the foundations needed to understand the process?
If I want to make games what should I learn specifically?
Thank you in advance OP
Just posting this here for those who need it.
Kill me Pete.
>>29582359
Fuck, you Pete. I don't want to die, not yet. I still have to get my MS and my PhD. Fuck you Pete, and don't ever come back to this board, you pansy ass mountain lion looking faggot. Hey Pete, kys.
Kill me, Pete. I am ready to go home
kill me, pete
who names their cat pete
>drink
>become very short of breath
>look in mirror, lips are blue
I'm finally goin' home.
I was a dumb bitch, a mean bitch, a fat bitch, and an ugly bitch, but I was your bitch
seee you space cowboys
I like this post a lot
adios amigo
safe travels
>>29582343
By op.
Enjoy your brain damage blox
Here's some (ironic) melancholy music as your ending theme.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FjTd8Hzim9I
>hang out with other loser robot friends
>tfw no gf ever still there
>still feel extremely lonely despite spending time with some guy friends
>I don't think I really like them much but at least they're there sometimes
Anyone know these feels? I feel so lonely. I think I am in dire need of physical affection or something.
same here
i guess we are just failed normies
Turn one of your robot friends into a trap.
Provided you didn't lose the genetic lottery and have a decent face, you can use your loneliness as motivation to improve yourself and potentially get a girlfriend if pic related is what you want
iDubbz is my waifu. Please let there be a robot who also has the face of a 1970s pedophile and will put stuff in his butt for his new internet gf
>p-please
>>29582251
>there are people who browse r9k who find Filthyfrank, H3h3 productions, and idubbz funny
>>29582297
>Thinking robots wouldn't be drawn to these kinds of channels
>>29582297
Nah I mostly just want to put stuff in their butts. Have u seen that bone structure
had an strange realization today, even if a girl wanted to go out with me It would probably be objectively better for her to go out with a 6'4 emotionally stable chad that a 5'4 emotionally unstable beta, is this true /r9k/? anyone else know this feel?
>>29582236
Chad has cucked even your mind.
>>29582381
Chad for Robots is almost like The Patriarchy for Feminists, although there are some people who do in fact absolutely embody the archetype associated with Chad whereas The Patriarchy as defined by Feminists essentially amounts to a silly conspiracy theory.
Well, it doesn't really work that way. Some girls might want a beta more than a chad. Just like how the guys here want a virgin, but normie chads wouldn't want one because they'd think they are going to get too attached to them or won't put out soon enough.
Some guys want bbws and some want skinny. Some girls what Asian Koop bfs and some want Tyrone. There is someone for everyone. Maybe a girl would want an emotionally guy like you because she likes sensitive guys.
Something weird might just be something familiar viewed from a different angle.
Let's go in the garden
like my dick
>>29582231
Like traps from the front vs traps from the back
>did you here about carl dying?!
>he was so great, i wish he was my friend
>i wish i knew more about him
>Your fucking awful human beings.
share stories about kids dying at your schools, or just huge happenings at your schools.
>>29582197
>kid dies
>suddenly it turns out that everyone was actually his best friend and cared a lot about him and had a lot of great memories with him
Fuck normies
Fuck them so much
>>29582346
God damnit THIIIIIIIS REEEEEEEEE
>in undergrad, small school but not too small
>one week in as freshmen, some junior shoots himself
>alright moment of silence, whatever, none of us knew him
>one girl in MY starting year begins posting all this shit on Facebook about how much we miss "him" and hosting support groups
>literally riding a strangers suicide into a popularity scheme
>just grit my teeth and bear it for a while
>it's not stopping
>she's standing in the entry way of the commons area talking to a group about what a tragedy this is and how the school isn't doing enough
>keeping in mind she knew OF him for a week, and this is 5 months later
>can't take this shit anymore
>"why are you so concerned about x's suicide, you never actually met him."
>ARE YOU BELITTLING SUICIDE?
>well it's just I don't see how you can be so attached to a person you never met
>YOU JUST DONT CARE
>you're right, I don't. I scraped my uncle's brains off the ceiling last year when he put a .45 in his mouth in the room next to us. I watched the rest fall into his three son's hands. But you heard of a guy who did it so I guess you know better.
She didn't come back next year. Maybe I gave her some protips
>>29582346
What's worse is when a kid you know dies who you considered one of your best friends
And it turns out you barely have any fucking memories of him worth sharingJoey, you beautiful bastard.
Let's increase our vocab /r9k/
perspicuity, n.: insight or acuteness
The perspicuity of Ed's comments during the board meeting did not go unnoticed, and he was fast-tracked to a promotion.
maudlin is a good word
Feminization: the process of transforming an ugly underdeveloped guy into a cute girl
>>29582151
maudlin, adj.
self-pityingly or tearfully sentimental, often through drunkenness.
"the drink made her maudlin"
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