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Why do you sit around and isolate yourself to a little room letting the world pass you by?
because I fucking hate the world
>>29583202
Then what do you do to change it?
Everything I want is here, and nothing that I don't.
The few things that I want that are outside have an insane effort/reward ratio that don't make them worth it.
It's been 14 months since my ex dumped me and I still think about her every day. What do?
I dunno.
My boyfriend dumped me like 11 hours ago and I just started playing video games and now it's really hot and I wish I was asleep but it's too hot to sleep.
Rape her then kill yourself
>>29583136
It took me 6 years to get over my first love in college...totally ruined my 20s and made me the pathetic, lonely creature I am today
This is a thread where you post political ideologies and rate them and give a reason why
Scale of 0-10.
10 being best possible system
0 being slightly better than anarcho-capitalism
>>29583110
Frick off frikboi
>>29583110
>slightly better than anarcho-capitalism
literal trashcan of ideology
>>29583400
Ok An-cap faggot
Why does the American youth love "black culture" so much? Don't they realize that the black race is inferior.
Because white people in America lack culture and most youth do not have parents who give a shit about being cultured. Also, the media propagates political correctness and anti-intellectualism to make us into mindless consumers.
>>29583131
How is a race superior if they can't generate their own culture?
Say what you want about the Nazis and Wagner but at least they had an ethos.
>>29583159
You're right. The Nazis were a society fighting for aesthetics and culture while America is a consumerist, commercial society. This is why American "culture" is the way it is nowadays: hollow and meaningless. It's a shame that this aspect of Nazi Germany is downplayed and is just vilified by the mainstream.
on to the next one
on to the next one
You might want to see a doctor, your piss shouldn't look like that
>>29583015
Drink water for fucks sake
>>29583108
water us for normies
>writing long paragraphs on bebo/msn to somebody you had a crush on over the internet when you were 14
Why /r9/ why did i do it?
>write poetry about being friendzoned, friendless, and disrespected by peers/family
>show them to girl you like
>falling in love with my online gf from when I was 17 all over again
>we've barely spoken in a year (I'm 21 now)
>don't know why, but can't stop thinking about her
>she found someone new just like a few months after I dumped her, like three years ago
>now they're getting married
So here's my plan. Let me know if there are any flaws in it, because I need this to go perfectly.
>find out where the wedding is
>crash the ceremony in the nick of time, romantic comedy style, right as the pastor asks if there's any reason why they shouldn't be married
>"because she's mine, sir!"
>she runs down the aisle towards me and we hold each other in a deep embrace
>everyone in the pews coos out, "awws!" and "true love really is real!"
>the priest marries the two of us right there, while the fiance watches and cries
>we spend the rest of our lives together, happily ever after
>>29583051
Anon dont even go there
>do that exact same shit for a 10/10 girl called natalie when i was 14
>She was really friendly and almost flirty with me
>Thought i was friendzoned
>Show her all this shit on my bebo blog
>Suddenly she wasnt anymore
Oh boy was i a great teenager
Who else here /broken dreams/
>when I was 14 I had suicidal thoughts
>I get asked about it as an adult by a doctor
>now on my medical record
>completely unsure if that will effect my chance of being a cop but it likely will
I don't know what to do anymore
Im sorry anon.
two time psych ward attendee. At least you can maybe say it was just a phase and see if that works out.
>>29583033
I've never been in a ward, if it comes up I plan to blame it on some medication I took.
Maybe they will understand since its been almost a decade and I am sure I can pass a psych evaluation now, but I'm so worried.
If I can't be a cop, I don't know what I'll do with my life.
>>29583033
What are your dreams anon friend?
Also I misread your post and I thought you said "attendee" as in you worked there
>gf tries jerking me
>feels like she's ripping my dick off
Why are women so fucking bad at sex
>having a soft limp dick
Because she's still used to her Ex Bf's jumbo dick l0l
They're women.
They're bad at everything.
>gf just lies there
>perfect
>realize that it's been over 4 years since you graduated from high school (and 2 years since you dropped out of college)
>look up old HS and college classmates on Facebook, most have graduated college and are working at respectable places
>realize that you're basically disconnected from everyone and everything
>haven't accomplished anything, still working shit minimum wage jobs
I'm going back to school this fall but it still feels terrible. I'm only 22 but it feels like I'm so far behind my peers (and isolated from them).
Anyone else feeling this?
>>29582920
Yes, except I'm 21 and never started college. Have had part time jobs since I left HS. DESU I deleted my FB and felt so much better since doing so, I didn't even really care about the people on there anyway.
>>29582920
Be glad that you have what little you do, some people don't/never have/had (a) job(s), graduated highschool, etcetera.
Your prospects are infinitely brighter than many others here and elsewhere despite what negatives are there.
There exist people who never leave their homes (or extremely rarely do) for very long periods of time and feel nothing but guilt, inadequacy, incompetence, judgement, failure, misery, the whole spectrum of shit.
If nothing else, appreciate what little you've managed to do and keep trying.
Whenever you feel down about it, out it into perspective and acknowledge the aforementioned as reality, maybe not for you, but surely for someone else somewhere else.
>>29584096
put* it into perspective, nigger
What's this bulge in your swimsuit anon? Did you just come to the pool to watch?
If you're swimming with friends, no one cares about guys getting erections. In my experience, female friends don't care about your erection during POOL TIME as long as you're not pressing it up against their body (example: they're teaching you to swim by letting you latch onto their back. Your crotch bounces off their ass and you get a boner)
This is one of the reasons why you shouldn't go to the swimming pool
The only people who make a big deal about boners are strangers and jerks. Literally go swimming with a busty friend who you know will wear a sexy swimsuit. Pop a boner in front of her. See what happens. She'll be nice about it unless you're being creepy or weird.
Write a letter to that somebody you're thinking of or anybody at all. Include initials if desired.
>>29582755
fuck you obama you fucking nigger
>>29582797
He wasnt any worse than the other presidents and he has done some good. Definitely better than George Bush and Bill Clinton.
J-msuck it niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
OK Cupid is cancer in Portland...
I've seen MUCH worse than this too.
>>29582734
Seattle is almost as bad. Women on dating sites are awful
>>29582734
OKCupid is cancer anywhere. Did you know they use canvas fingerprinting to identify users? Their entire fucking site just fails to load if you block it. This means they can (and do) uniquely identify you as an individual regardless of what browser you use, regardless of changing your ip address, etc, etc. It's some serious brave new world shit going on -- I wouldn't recommend using it.
>>29583028
Fingerprinting? It's online. When would you ever get fingerprinted?
does it count as sex if a girl hugs you for 32 second or so and you ejaculate in your pants?
>>29582689
>pedotale
fuck of
>>29582689
does it count as straight if I fap to that pretending the bunbun is hiding a boner?
>>29583768
we cool
>not searching shota then self inserting as the shota
baka
>>29582688
>not searching shota then self inserting as the shota
but I do anon
it is actually you who is the baka
>>29582724
>give me cummies onee-san
entry level shota BAKA
>>29582844
>insulting a shota classic
you don't deserve to consume shota content
What is the weird feeling I get in my upper chest when I watch cute anime girls doing cute things?
I just watched this http://hnng.moe/Aej
and I actually felt physically different, idk
do other robots experience this? do you get the weird feeling in your upper chest? is there a name for this
>>29582680
Its calledlove
Animeorignaldo
>>29582705
>love
b-but I feel this every time I see something super cute
this is now an anime girls going to be thread
>>29582772
Love takes many forms my friend.
