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>gf found futanari animango
>thinks I'm gay and tried to brake up with me
How do I make her understand that it's not gay?
anon... futa is super fucking gay. arguably worse than liking traps.
>>29579948
Incorrect, but your opinion is entitled.
how does reading books with females having male reproductive organs allow you maintain a healthy straight relationship?
What's the attraction?
>>29579844
12 inches of fun (each)
>>29579844
Clothes, money and pop music
>>29579844
these are presumably groupie whores or models posing with rich, famous pop culture figures, OP. and they're tall. do the fuck math moron
I work full time.
Four years ago I was abusing drugs (meth) then realized I didn't want to be a fucking loser drug addict for the rest of my life so I moved out, got a job and grinded my way up to middle class.
I'm 25 years old and doing better than most my peers. I learned a trade (cooking) and make $12/hr. I live in a 3bd/3bath condo renting out rooms to people and have practically everything I want. I live nice and I live clean. My girlfriend is a cute chubby girl and loyal as fuck to me. She's a server at golden corral and makes almost $500 a week. We've been together for 2 years.
The best part is I achieved this with zero help from my family or (lack of) friends.
It's 100% possible in the USA to do what I did. So stop moping about and get started on your life anon. It's hard and it fucking sucks at first, but through pure determination and will you can better your life.
do you even know what this board is about or are you looking for excuses to brag like any other normie?
>we both know the answer to that question
>were gonna make it
>Try and you'll succeed
>>29579732
>I did all this shit and won't provide any useful details to shorten the learning curve for future generations
Sounds like a faggot
Tell me robots, why am I watching this?
You are probabIy gay
>>29579689
It's a pretty decent anime despite being entirely cringe humor. But I agree it's super hard to watch.
>>29579689
You have nothing else going on in your life.
I like chubby girls but I'm afraid that my friends would make fun of me if I hooked up or dated a heavier girl
wat do?
I doubt anybody would think less of you because you date a chub, specially one like your pic.
Also you sound like a normie. Ree, and whatnot.
Go fuck a chubby girl
>>29579683
Date and fuck chubby girls. You shouldn't avoid things that make you happy just because your friends will make fun of you for them.
In the last 3 years, I've spent $50 dollars on camsites.
How do I make sure I never, ever do this again?
I spent over 300 dollars on chaturbate on traps.
consider yourself lucky.
>>29579668
What is that thing northeast of the fupa and southwest of the titty intersection?
>>29579717
what the fuck is wrong with you, man?
>>29579751
I would presume a navel piercing
I love you anon, i just can't stop thinking about you.
The feeling's mutual, anon.
>>29579650
BACK OFF WHORE I'M SAVING MY VIRGINITY FOR ROBOWAIFUS
>>29580067
top kek...
well done
I might have my first sort of girlfriend in my life. I met her on twitter and we have been having an online relationship for a month. In August I will be back to the city that she lives (I'm doing an exchange) and we will have a relationship and sex.
The problem is that she is 17 and I'm 22. She is not a virgin, she had multiple boyfriends and she acts more mature than me. Still I'm not sure if dating her is normal because of the age difference.
We live in a country where this is legal btw.
>tldr: is it ok for me (22) to be with someone that is 17 years old?
>>29579635
5 years and under is fine. Have fun anon.
>>29579635
Don't see why it wouldn't be
>>29579635
Yes, of course! You are both human.
Be safe and enjoy your time with the young lady, anon. Come back and tell the story about your adventures here.
Anyone else powder their balls? Shit's all kinds of miracles.
>keeps you dry
>prevents smell
>some antibacterial properties
>gets rid of jock itch if you have that
Swamp ass is no problem for my sedentary ass. I feel like I'm the only one who does this.
>>29579619
Underrated as fuck.
If I'm working outside in the summer or if I shave my balls then this shit is where it's at.
>>29579619
I thought people were getting scared of talcum powder because it increases risk of cancer or something?
Every day brother! I pity the men who have not discovered this
>heh, anon, I was just thinking, were so far out into these woods you could overpower me and rape me, and I could scream and scream and no one would ever be able to help me. Isn't that a funny thought?
Well?
>>29579596
I fucking hate women. All day all you here about is feminism this, women's rights that. As soon as a female is out of public view all she wants is someone to submit to. It's such fucking hypocrisy.
>>29579596
Why do you keep such company?
>>29579596
You can't rape the willing, silly.
>gf asking me if I want her to send me nudes
Explain to me this meme.
What is the purpose of nude pictures of someone I'm already dating? I have no one to share it with because I don't want my friends seeing my gf naked, and I can't fap to it cause like...porn exists.
What is the purpose of nudes?
>>29579580
She might want to do it because she knows her friends do it/has heard guys like it (some can fap to it) and wants to feel sexy and like a good girlfriend. If you want to boost her confidence, you could by doing this right.
If you don't want to, be sure to be sensitive to the fact that she's going to think it's a rejection of her. Make it clear it isn't.
you arent too bright are you? the purpose is for those times when shes not around to fuck. like, youre out of town, or shes out of town, or for whatever reason you cant be together for 2 or 3 weeks because, you know, life. then you have nude pictures of her to jack it too. its her way of saying indirectly "if im not around to have sex and you have to jack off, at least do it to my pictures instead of to some internet porn".
nigga accept fool, then keep them, unless the breakuo gets bad (sorry bruh) the delete them to prevent futher suffering
My crush just posted this.
Why am I even fucking alive
you just dodged a bullet bro she has ugly ass feet
lmao get rekt
>>29579552
why didnt you make a move lmao
Hi, /r9k/. Have you ever had any experience with "Jelly Bracelets" or "Sex Bracelets" in your schools? Have you ever gone to a school that's had a reputation for these? Have you ever snapped a bracelet or had one snapped on you?
I've honestly never had an experience with these, because my schools growing up were very strict about sex, but drugs and alcohol are perfectly fine minus three days in school suspension.
i do not know what you are talking about
i no longer go to school
jelly bracelets?
what the fuck?
kids wear children's toys to show off their sex life now?
Sounds like a stupid made-up media scare, like rainbow parties. Why would you need to communicate through bracelets? Why wouldn't you just tell someone you wanna fuck, like a normal person? It just doesn't make any sense. I'm sure /r9k/'s gonna be all over it anyways though.
>huge dick
>oddly bent in shape
it's a blessing and a curse
Wow. Even your dick is awkward and directionless
> when it's bent left on one side but straight on the other, dick is still straight
How?
>>29579492
My dick is bent down because I wore tight boxers too muvh growing up and it just ended up like that
we should honestly just euthanize everyone before they turn 20. Pretty much the part of life worth experiecing is allocated in the first two decades. Everything else is penance.
Tfw during my whole childhood I thought life would get good by the time i'm 20
I'm 20 and life is better than childhood, but it's still shit
Childhood sucks
>>29579483
I'm 30 and I just got my first well-paid salaried job, leading a team of people who look up to me, and the girl I'm in love with asked me to move in with her. 1-20 sucked desu
>>29579563
is a job somehow a good experience? Is this what you normies tell yourselves? That working is enjoyable?
