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How come you don't go swimming with your girlfriend, /r9k/ ?
Feels good
>>28791697
Drown her.
>>28791697
I don't know how to swim.
Sadly, this isn't original, it seems.
>>28791697
well, for one i dont have a gf.
two, i damn sure wont take my shirt off in public
Is liking life a meme? Is life actually pretty shitty?
>>28791696
bump cuz i'm lonely and confused
>>28791696
I really, really like this picture.
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>>28791990
What do you Iike about it?
Why aren't you and your best friend taking turns dressing up as girls and fucking each others' boi puccis like a robber shaking a purse from the weak, futile clutches of an elderly woman? It'd be so much easier than dealing with real women and you get all the fuck you want followed by vidya or pizza or some shit.
>Oh no my bait thread failed so lets repost it again
Here a reply for trying it!
>>28791689
>taking turns
Versfags need to die already. Pick a role and stick to it.
My friends and I would be butt-ugly as girls.
> tfw you get a big blob fo earwax out of your ear
>tfw you pull out a long, thick booger from deep in your sinus
>tfw you snort a ton of snot and hork it back into your mouth then spit it out
>>28791665
>Tfw you eat it right afterwards
I'm genuinely curious, what is /r9k/ opinion in female fashion?
How does their ideal woman dress?
Enlight me
>>28791656
pic realted is pretty ideal, it would fit standing next to me in the battle of life
like my anime
>>28791656
like that pic but no heels
So this is what women want huh. Isn't the guy on the right really clingy? I thought they hated that shit.
>>28791644
lmao women have no idea what they want, actually they do they want whatever catches their eye at the moment.
>I will kill you and him
This is what she likes. The series of messages on the right would be pathetic if this message was replaced by
>you know I love you and would do anything for you
>>28791644
they don't want that, I was LITERALLY that when dating a girl.
They think the one on the left is cringy as fuck unless you do it at the right time, like post sex when you're cuddling in the dark loving each other, not over a fucking text.
I did the stuff on the right as well, except I actually own guns and that nigger in her imagination doesn't so he's just getting angry with no way of actually doing something.
I wasn't kidding when I said I would kill her and whoever she was with. She's afraid to visit her mom still, who lives near me.
Hello /r9k/, I have a simple question for you.
Can you describe the perfect woman?
the one with the most feminine cock
shes a soon to be 40y old ex prostitute and a single mom with the anus of a godess
i want to have sweaty sex with her every day for the rest of my life and shitpost togather
>>28791586
riley reid originalarino
Targeted Individuals aka TIs are people the government spends hundreds of thousands of tax payer dollars to harras someone without the victim knowing who or what is harrasing them
>whistleblowers have come out against the cointelpro and other black op programs
The TIs are subjected to intense torture methods that have been around since the 70's
I beleive it was started by the CIA but today is mpstly carried out by the FBI
I think there is splinter cells and factions and if there is any investigation it may not hold water
But the best thing to do IMO is to spread the information. They are working on new methods as we speak and they operate under the deepest veils of secrecy
They don't have enough employees or time in the day to harass you, you stupid virgin. They have heroin to smuggle from afghanistan.
Spread the word: OP is a faggot.
>>28791601
>>28791481
paid program shills trying to slander and harass a ti, very typical
Who else can't sleep here?
I haven't sleep is around 10:20 here.
I am tired, but I don't feel sleepy, If I go to the bed I will just lay there.
Life took away from me the ability to dream a long time ago, If I rarely dream is a nightmare.
It was my favorite escapism
Even If I can't dream, at least I sleep, I stop existing, still great escapism the feeling of not existing for a little while is great.
Why can't I sleep, I have the worst schedule, I always feel tired, sleep doesn't let me rest, but at least is a thing I somehow enjoy.
Why is life denying me the delicious hedonism satisfaction of sleep?
What does the black guy from the Matrix have to do with your insomnia?
>>28791225
Tbh I almost enjoy staying up extra late and then passing out for like 10 hrs straight. Feels so good to just let go, its almost like suicide
Running on 2 hrs of sleep and I'm gonna be awake for the next 10 hrs at least
>>28791255
>Feels so good to just let go, its almost like suicide
this you get, me, but every time its getting hard to get to sleep, I even sleep like 3 hours and then i can't get back to it, even if I feel tired af.
>>28791247
In Greek mythology, Morpheus is claimed to be the god of dreams.
>wake up, you on the left
what do
>>28791164
Call my blastoise
>>28791164
Play volley balls and 69 then fuck her asshole then let her fuck me
>>28791164
slaughter the creature for exp
>born just to experience pain and misery before dying alone
I don't get it. What was the master plan?
>>28791111
Crashing the plane with no survivors.
>>28791111
>What was the master plan?
Those quads for you
Have we started the fire?
4u
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>I'm new, what should I do?
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
Anyone who hasn't already should reclaim their seats and add themselves to the list of memebers.
The bill about bulding a wall has to be changed so it doesn't trigger the spam filter, or we'll have to link to the wiki when voting on it today.
Also, there's a new template for the seat graph, so make sure to redownload it if you ever plan to make a seat graph.
>>28791027
Ohayou everywan!original greeting
Member of the SS reporting in.
Ohayou!
Hope everyone is having a good day today.
>have another dream about /her/
>we're lying on a couch with me in front of a lit fireplace
>/her/ head resting on your chest
>I gently stroke /her/ hair as she says something to me
>wake up
IT WAS SO REAL
WHY AM I CONSTANTLY TRICKED BY MY OWN IMAGINATION?
>>28791015
Bump=a=rump
pump pump
>>28791015
>have another dream about /her/
>be at some random holiday cottage
>there's this girl I've once held hands with 7 years ago
>we haven't seen eatch other since then, but there she is right now, in my dream
>I say something, she laughs and hugs me
>I can feel her warmth and gently stroke her back
>I think something like "now we're gonna be a couple"
>wake up
realize that I'm alone in my cold, silent room
>>28791161
Do you think she has the same dream?
For my /her/ I'm pretty sure might've liked me at one point.
So robots how was Your Super Sweet 16?
I told everyone I went to a restaurant with my parents while actually playing WoW at home. With everyone i mean relatives, nobody at school remembered my birthday anyway and I was quite happy about that.
>>28790976
I don't remember mine, but I was depressed around that time.
>So robots how was Your Super Sweet 16?
Not a thing in my country
I cant remember any of my birthdays, other than one when I was 12 and my mom bought me a spongebob cake, but the party ended up being about everyone else having a good time except me.
I just sat down and played with my hands and shoelaces for a few hours until it was time to go home.
The rest of my birthdays have been so uneventful they don't even come to mind.
You are all pathetic neet scum..
I'm 19 years old.
I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.
I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
I will live a good life at your expense.
>>28790734
>I will live a good life at your expense.
Implying that anyone on this board contributes to society in a way that could possibly benefit your faggot ass or anyone else.
Laughably bad bait too nigger.
that's neat man.
you forgot
>I am a self indulgent faggot
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