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>you will never her bunny hole
You will never what?
>>28792294
HER BUNNY HOLE
>you will never stuff her burrow
God damnit I just want pound her into a slick, drooling mess
Name me one reason why you haven't dipped your dick into chocolate yet.
>>28792204
Because they're subhuman.
>>28792204
Because I used to be a beta sperglord who didn't act on it, when girls were clearly into me. Now it's too late as I've found the perfect girl for me. She's white though. At least I got to experience some Asian pussy before meeting her.
I don't do bestiality.
what does the collective of the uncollected r9k drive?
What is your WEAPON
YOUR MACHINE
>having a car
normies
>>28792192
>>28792192
cars are my obsession, I'm sorry you're too much of a normie to understand
>>28792201
cars are a normie obsession you dipshit
GTFO REEEE
>yfw you dream where you got a qt gf and then you wake up
>>28792158
>TFW you can't kill yourself even if you wanted too since you don't have access to gun
>mfw haven't remembered a dream in almost 2 years
>mfw never had a wet dream once in my life
>>28792158
>mfw that happened to me yesterday
These are the new targets.
Big Cuck Hunter.
>>28792118
isnt avgn uncucked now?
>>28792551
Explain please bloxx
What does arcanine think of sex surrogates?
http://www.scarletroad.com.au/about/
>Impassioned about freedom of sexual expression, Australian sex worker Rachel Wotton has become highly specialized in working with clients with disability. Rachel's philosophy, that human touch and sexual intimacy can be some of the most therapeutic aspects to our existence, is making a dramatic impact on the lives of her clients, Mark and John. Both have nothing but praise for her talents. Diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis 26 years ago, John now drives around in a chin-controlled wheelchair, but after ongoing sessions with Rachel, he has regained body movement that he thought was lost forever. His self-esteem and overall improvement have amazed his doctors.
hmm I wonder why only men are clients of such services?
>>28792065
Does she count social retardation as a disability?
seems kinda unfair that disabled females get intimacy for free yet men have to pay for it..
>be 21 virgin tfw no gf
> a friend sets me up with a girl and she actually likes me.
>enter relationship
>5 years pass
> financial trouble etc.. Having a rough time and decide to take a break from our relationship but still live togather because of money troubles.
>i notice her spending a lot of time with a male friend and straight up ask her if its my time to clear out any confusion because we have also been getting along great.
>"just friends" is her reply regarding the other guy
>today i find out about her and the other guy 'being in love'
>i fucked her a week ago
>now i'm both sad about loosing my only chance at a relationship and fucking mad because i was lied to
I already packed my shit and went to stay with a friend and told her to erase my phone number. Should i also tell the other guy that i fucked her a week ago to mess her shit up a bit ?
Also why cant women just be honest about stuff.
Also hateful comments about women and greentxt stories of being fucked over by a bitch are welcome
how the fuck do you tolerate a girl for 5 years of knowing her
she must have done 6 quadrillion stupid, annoying things during that time and you just took it like a fucking chump, no wonder she eventually cheated on you
don't let your relationships go longer than a month and a half. trust me kid
>>28792048
Tell him but don't brag
Just get his number off your "gfs" phone and text him like the bitch you are and fuck off from both of their lives
Where were you when you realized that "Smart but lazy is a meme" is a meme?
>>28791912
Bump dadunk
>>28791912
I was in my bed pellow
>tfw you realize you're actually lazy but smart
Can anyone find the link?
The new Ghostbusters trailer was voiced over including gorilla sounds. I can't seem to find even a reference that something like that was created.
A friend showed me on his phone a few days ago and now it seems to have never existed
>3 zookeepers and a silverback gorilla
It's existence isn't acknowledged anywhere I could find
>>28791907
Someone must have a link as I miss all the good stuff when I get motivation to go outside and do things (alone).
>tfw no wheelchair gf to peg me
wow she's truly perfect
>>28791876
i think if i had no arms or legs i would put most of my life efforts into consuming as much tastey shit as possible. pretty much the only thing you can properly enjoy in that situation (even if you do need someone to feed you) and its not like becoming a fat fuck will make your life much worse is it.
>>28791908
thats messed up.
>>28791908
k that's enough internet for today
Been reading up on redpill shit and I thought this was just something angry betas said about women, so I asked my whore friend if it's true.
Redpill thread? Mysoginy okay.
Fucking uploaded the wrong file with the black bars not cropped out. Fuck it. Gonna kill myself now
>>28791867
>I won't tell nobody nothing you say.
I'll just post it on a popular online imageboard to be scrutinised.
>It isn't personal
Yet you blatantly referred to her as a whore, indicating that it is indeed very much personal.
Maybe kys OP.
>>28791867
wouldn't even call it mysoggyknees if I am accepting womans true nature, I get more annoyed by their action like Im dealing with a child.
>almost everything is awesome to be a master in (physics, programming, psychology, medicine, art, music, and a hundred other things)
>difficult to learn
>no motivation
>very limited time on earth
How do people even decide what to pick up as a hobby with this many options?
>>28791852
>i like thing
>i learnt more about thing
>i like thing more
wow #hard #commitment #dedication #hashtag #talent #thanksmom
>>28791888
But what if you don't outright like it? What if you like the sound of the guitar, but you tried playing it and it's boring and hard at first?
>>28792263
Then tough shit. You're either born with talent or doomed to mediocrity.
>sadface.jpg
More like >apatheticface.jpg
You pleb.
What's the purpose of this thread? I don't understand.
I think you somehow got lost on your way to >>>/soc/. Fag.
>>28791792
you have nice skin, I'll give you that
>>28792179
Thanks, thanx.
>mom found the toaster
>grandpa found the freezer
>brother found the pool
>uncle found the kitchen sink
Is the green haired girl too ugly for you?
>green hair
into the trash
>>28791724
>gfd
is this a meetup or something?
id fug her :DDD
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