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>Have a happy life
>Have friends, gf, loving family
>Discover /b/
>Start to get into the whole 4chan culture
>Find /r9k/
>After spending some time here get extremely depressed and anxious about what people think of me
>Start to lose friends, break up with gf etc.
>Want to kill myself even more.
Fuck you robots
>>28788558
you have brought this upon yourself
there is literally no excuse to " get into the 4chan culture " if you have a happy life fegit
>>28788558
3/10 made me reply feggit
>>28788558
you had this in you all this time, we just helped you find your real identity
How do you imagine meeting your imaginary qt?
>be on bus on a snowy day
>be the only passenger
>qt boards, shivering
>sits next to you for warmth
>start chatting
will break through my window, a virgin princess
and ask me to marry her
hasnt happened yet
>>28788494
more like
>be on bus on a snowy day
>be the only passenger
>qt boards, shivering
>sits nearby
>attempt small talk
>someone else gets on
>sits next to her
>starts chatting
>>28788494
thats how I met my first gf
Remember when you were 13 and Cracked was funny?
>>28788479
I remember when I was 13 and Cracked wasn't a far-left pandering politically-correct shithole.
It was never funny and didn't exist for another 10 years my child.
IT ACTUALLY WAS FUNNY WHEN I WAS 13 THOUGH
IT IS CRACKED THAT HAS CHANGED, NOT ME
OH FUCK CAPS LOCK IS ON
ITT: we post pics of something we wish we could be eating right now.
All I want is to devour this glorious vanilla sponge.
Inb4 some edge lord posts a bullet/a gun/something similar
inb4 some horny robot posts a fat, juicy pussy
![How-To-Make-Marijuana-Brownies-copy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PXbE8Fs.jpg "How-To-Make-Marijuana-Brownies-copy[1]")
Bud is too expensive to use and I have no access to leaves and seeded bushweed
;____;7
It's been 5 years since I had ambrosia
I want to die (,:
feels thread?
I feel like I'm the most fun person I know but everybody thinks I'm just an asshole
When did Mexico get replaced by Brazil in the gore market? Not a lot to admire about Mexico but they always brought their A game to making really good gore.
>no one will truly love me
>I'll never truly love
>I came into this world alone
>I'll leave alone
So bascially at the ripe age of 20 I have chronic severe arthiritis, every day is a painful hell and im a reduced to being house bound. i was a depressed loser robot before this so as you can imagine this has sent me over the edge. I'm trying shit to get better but if i dont get any release from this shit in the next 2 years or so I am ogi g to go insane.
im devising my method of opting out iofall this shit so at least i have it that i can end it all in the back of my mind.
Plans so far are benzos alcohol and pain pills (namley codine), what method would be most sucessfulk, just take everything at once? I'd like to die from somehting nice and easy like just stoping my heart.dont get too excited though videogames drugs and fapping are giving me the will to live for now at least, I wont be killing myself for 6 months+ at least. but it wont be too long at this rate.
>>28788364
bump, looking to avoid waking up with organ failure
I'm assuming you've tried drugs by now. What kind?
Just be yourself OP
works for me
How can nasty titcows even compete with /fit/, cute DFC girls?
>>28788336
very successfully
>>28788336
I like both titcows and DFCs. In my opinion, only virgins argue about boob size.
>>28788354
only beta cucks like fat girls, the Z.O.G. propaganda machine that we call the media tricks the youth into idolizing unhealthy forms
Not a newfag, but there's a certain element on 4chan that makes so awesome/cancerous.
Any /b/tards that can describe it?
The Bell Curve of Evolution.
>>28788282
the jews? originalli
Concentrated chaos i.e. not giving a fuck to do it for the lulz.
why do girls with big boobs and BBCs always have sloppy, slow, unenthusiastic sex ?
>>28788248
Because they're doing it for the camera and neither party is actually interested, let alone exclusively, in the other.
It's a JOB
>>28788248
girls with big boobs have weird center of gravity (i know this from experience), one wrong move and they might fall and get knocked the fuck out so they need to be careful.
to answer the second part of your question, why the fuck are you surprised that black guys are lazy ??
>>28788248
girls with big boobs have weird center of gravity (i know this because i'm suffering from the same issue), one wrong move and they might fall and get knocked the fuck out so they need to be careful.
to answer the second part of your question, why the fuck are you surprised that black guys are lazy ??
If you're lonely why don't you hang out with old people who are also lonely? Just walk on down to the old folks home and spark up a conversation with literally anyone there.
Old people smell
>>28788151
I might have always related better to older peers, but that's stretching it.
They don't give enough of a shit to help you with your own loneliness. They will gobble up every piece of empathy and give nothing back.
>2pm
>already drinking beer
>not drinking whiskey from the bottle
>>28788135
What the fuck took you so long?
>10 am
>already browsing /r9k/
Can a femanon pls b my qt gf?
Must be skinny with a dfc
I want a gf too! *MUST* be fat. pls respond
>>28788131
*pukes externally*
your gross kid
>>28788165
how can tittycows even compete?
how the fuck do people live 60, 70 years without going completely insane
i'm losing my grip on reality and i'm 21
>>28788095
they have kids at 22-30 or enough money to do fun shit
because you're a whinny crybaby that thinks he deserves things for free from everyone.
>>28788132
i don't think i deserve anything
>hey Wagecuc...Wagie... When you were doing force overtime last week, I accidentally got your girlfriend pregnant.... A NEET like me doesn't need this shit. How about we join forces and abort the bastard?
>I don't have to pay child support, and you don't have to look at a living reminder of your cuckdom.
O-Oh...o-okay...thank you for telling me, s-sir...you NEETs are so considerate and merciful...nothing like my boss...
These threads sure have taken a turn for the weird
What's wrong, NEETY? Can't your tax payer funded benefits pay for an abortion?
hehe, you pathetic fucking faggot
>mfw dumping the bitch and going to tahiti while Mr. NEET looks for a job to support his child
which other boards you go on and how to they compare to /r9k/?
/b/ picture says it all
>/v/
>/co/
>/x/
>/a/
It's all shit. You niggers are almost as gay as /co/, though, and that worries me.
I visit /fit/ for advice and humour, there are quite a bit of robots there aswell. Used to browse /pol/ too but it's being shilled and trolled on too much so I gave up on trying to learn anything politics-related.
