Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 2522. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 2522. page
Got damn it feels good being a NEET.
Give it twenty years. You'll stick a barrel in your mouth.lich reporting in
>>28787830
Damn it feels good to be a NEETsta
A real gangsta ass NEET spends his bux right
>>28787830
Thisreally feels good.Nice blanket.
>finally get the number of a cutie
>too scared to ever text her
Life is suffering.
>>28787639
Come on anon, do it for all of us.
For what it's worth I believe in you :)
>>28787639
>get her number
>text her
>she never responds
Best case scenario she'll be boring and you'll be made to do things you don't want to do. Just hire a prostitute and spend the rest of your free time doing the things you enjoy. People overate being in a relationship
>every girl I meet from here is a neet
>they always have a bunch of orbiters
>won't talk to me unless I talk to them first
>always playing games and talking to others before me
FUCK YOU
>looking for grills on /r9k/
You're supposed to pay them no mind, if one falls into your lap then so be it. Ever stop to think maybe you're part of the problem?
>>28787663
Except I'm not a beta orbiter who gives them money and undivided attention 24/7
>>28787663
most certainly, everyone gathers around chicks like a pack of hungry vultures online, I want no part, sure it'll work for a few of them but the majority are just a pack of sad shits.
I'm giving a 3 hour lecture on algorithms (computer science field) in 1 hour and 20 minutes
>pay thousands of dollars for a higher education
>show up at lecture
>lecturer's a fucking incompetent, spaghetti filled robot
>>28787602
>Has a well paying job
>cushy job at a uni teaching computer stuff
>standing in front of an audience talking
Get the fuck out normal filth.
>>28787719
you forgot the part where I'm 28 and still a kissless virgin
my brain only functions in a university setting
Is there a bigger cuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8RNbzscfXQ
Oh man a 4chan raid would be sweet on this faggot!
>>28787794
Welcome to 2006.
>>28787794
Summer started early this year it seems
I want to be able to make money sitting fucking home. Im pretty good looking and can fake being normal and social really well, but I hate everybody and am sickened everytime i have to make conversation at work.
I used to be a hair stylist (for a year) then i moved to another state because i am so depressed and all of my group of long time friends(knowing them from 4-8 years) stopped hanging out with me slowly but surely. Pretty sure its because I am impossible to be around when I am comfortable and myself.
I truely envy the NEETS for the ability to allow themselves to live with parents but I would literally kill myself if I had to be dependent on my parents.
I work in a beauty supply store in the state i moved to about 3 months ago ( would have to go back to school to make up hours to get my cosmetology license in this state, as it requires more credit hours then my home state)
I have had my limit of social interaction. I was in the Navy and a hairstylist, both which pretty much trained me to perfectly fake my social skills.
My dream is to make a retro style RPG (which i have been working on and off on for years now) and i truly feel as if I know that market enough to make something that would make money.
But this would require alot of time, and because I am a wagecuck, I have very little time to dedicate to it and end up losing motivation.
So back to my original question, how do I make money from home? I dont need to be rich i jsut want to be able to live (pay rent and eat) while I work on my game.
Im a pretty decent graphic artist if that helps in anyway. but im looking for literally any avenue.
In return ill give you a tip that can save your life. jawline is one of the most attractive things to a female, chew on rubber ball (a tough one) and increase the size of your mandibles. gives your face a much more cut look.
please help. i just want to be left alone but social pressure is a very real thing so when im out in the real world im such a fake piece of shit which in turn makes me more depressed.
Why the fuck would you get a tattoo if you're not a normalfaggot?
Hey reddit check this thing out.
It's a suicide helmet that fires 9 shells into your head simultaneously.
Why aren't you guys this creative?
>>28787441
The creative ones are already dead.
Pretty neat no?
http://imgur.com/a/Z5mEB
Here's the album with more info
ITT: little, subtle things that make women an instant 0/10
>crooked/ asymmetrical nose
another onne. feel like punching it back into normal shape
>>28787336
Being covered in moles
Thinning hair. Wew there's nothing like that
http://600goingon700.tumblr.com
Which one of you is this?
fatriginal commento
>>28787327
Someone kill him already. Actually, he'll probably suffer a sheer heart attack sooner or later.
>>28787438
he seems happy though
been looking to get a job for quite awhile but never had the luck and backbone to acquire one.
I tried getting job twice getting as far as the interview and getting really unlucky. The first job at Kohl's took awhile to call me back when I had been told I was accepted to work for Best Buy, when they asked if I wanted to be interviewed I said "sorry, I as already accepted by another job, thanks for the opportunity" or some bullshit like that.
when I had called best buy about when I'd start working, they told me to check my email but I never got a message. I called the manager who gave me his number and aaid he'd get right on it. when I never got a reply from him, I just tried calling the best buy and they kept saying "oh yeah will get that fixed" and I never got the email.
I felt to heartbroken knowing that despite the manager telling me "you pretty much have the job" he never called/texted me back or bothered helping me.
It had already been too long to respond to Kohl's as I assumed someone already filled their needs.
I've been doing too many online applications for too long without a response, I'm gonna fucking man up and just go to these places and ask if they're hiring.
I already applied online to these places if they ask, I really need a job to get off my ass and support myself.
tl;dr
I'm gonna fucking get a job.
any tips from any robots?
this will be my first job.
looking to apply at Target, Home Depot, and Kmart.
>>28787234
Just be yourself bro i can swear it will work
>>28787234
How old are you? I want to get a clearer picture of the situation.
>>28787250
except from you Chad I don't need help from you.
>>28787253
19, living with parents, already finished my first year of community college.
have had no prior experience with working, but get the idea of how a job interview/orientation works.
I have a question for you foot fags, please let me know what you think of this idea
I plan to go out at night, and steal peoples shoes left out on their front porch/door. I will obviously fap in them later and return them. I will keep the better finds
Hey, better than shooting up a school.
will u post pics of the damage you've caused?
>>28787205
That's not a question you fucking faggot.
>It's a challenge. Of course she has a boyfriend. She wants to see if you're man enough to take her away from him.
i-is this really a thing? What do?
Do you just proceed like you never heard this and try to make out with her?
>>28787199
You proceed.
Girls will always keep "nice guy who love her" as an back up plan. She will cuck him with "bad boy" if she get the chance
>>28787199
Yea ive fucked girls with bf's. If you acr dominant and entitled to their body they get overwhelmed and get vag tingles. Women dont have honor or morality thet have emotions that can be manipulated moment to moment. Theres no permanence
>>28787199
All you've got to do is read the signals. I once met a girl who was very flirty and obviously into me. So I asked her out. On the second(!) date she suddenly mentioned her long distance bf. Can you imagine that?
So, like the good nice guy that I was I of course backed off at first. But I kept seeing her around, and she still was flirting with me a lot. So one day, I just told her we should hang out that night and she agreed. I brought condoms and fucked her that night. We continued fucking for maybe a month, before she broke things off with her bf. She did so because she wanted us to become a real couple. But, like any sane person, I didn't want to be in a serious relationship with her by that point, so I told her that I didn't want to be in a committed relationship right then.
She got really angry, and I thought that was it. But guess what? She came around and we continued our fwb thing for several more months. In the end, she stopped talking to me out of nowhere, crawled back to her ex (who took her back, what a bitch boy), and painted me as some sort of heartless player who took advantage of her.
If you really steal a girl off a guy, be careful: You might be the next one in line to get cucked. If she's willing to cheat on him, she might be willing to cheat on you to. Use her for sex, then move on.
daily reminder that gang stalking is real and I can provide anecdotes that are irrefutable proof that the program is real
>>28787177
sounds like you're part of #3
>>28787208
that was fast. the team have been tracing my internet use again, i see. of course you'd want to spread disinformation by accusing me. it's part of your sick program.
I saw two cars parked in very odd places a few days ago on one of my meditative drives. I had never seen them before.
Where were you when notch btfo sjws?
>>28787106
Oof, fucking savage.
That is some grade A original savagery
He's been btfoing sjws for a couple days now.
>there are people here right now who don't go outside at night and explore the world alone
why don't you want to go on your own personal adventures, anon? the world is much more interesting at night.
>>28786995
I would with great pleasure OP
but normies generally roam around with their pack of "friends" and have nothing better to do than to try and mess around with people
I live in a pretty ghetto area but I still go out at night, although I never leave without a concealed gun. When I lived in a nicer area I used to bmx all through the night.
I live in Mexico, I could get killed
