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>tfw 26
>For the past 8 years people my age have been banging hot bitches in their prime and living life
>I've been in house playing video games
people like you need to exist so we can all have a laugh and feel better about our choices in life.
>>28783633
>tfw banging girls
>tfw I miss playing video games with my friend
Grass's always greener, brahsef.
>>28783633
Video games are much better, what are you een talking about?
It's time for another
Food reVUE
>>28783608
He's a great guy, a real incel, not like you "robots" and your "I'm so socially awkward I only had 3 gfs in college" bullshit. I love his VROW shows the most, they give a great indepth look at his interests and personality.
the moment i hear he got a GF i will kill myself.
THIS IS
THE VOICE OF REPORT OF THE WEEK
SIGNING ON
well hello. hope you're doing find this evening. It's currently 7 25 pm. Sipping on a monster. It's cold out but not too cold. Thinking of going for a nightwalk later.
>remove bedframe from my room and put mattress on the carpet to be more Japanese like
>Haven't washed sheets in a couple months
>little black beetles or something crawling around
bugs are so gross.
>>remove bedframe from my room and put mattress on the carpet to be more Japanese like
lol
>>28783587
>>Haven't washed sheets in a couple months
you stupid fuck
![[Coalgirls]_Cardcaptor_Sakura_36_(960x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[534CDDF7].mkv_001130.874.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kOqhF6e.jpg "[Coalgirls] Cardcaptor Sakura 36 (960x720 Blu-ray FLAC) [534CDDF7].mkv 001130.874")
>>28783587
Sak had a bedframe, bro.
never climb out
hey guys
>>28783563
No no no no go back up
Fuck off whiteknights
>>28783563
So who wants to visit rose with me
>>28783563
Uvyguvyvyvuvyvyv g th 5dydud h uvu9vug
>tfw no killer queen
>tfw no the emperor
DYNAMITE AND LASER BEAMS
>tfw no star platinum the world
>tfw no carbon-based bf
>tfw no non-carbon-based bf
>tfw no strontianite bf
>>28783477
Is the anime any good? I like the mango? Also I'm assuming that the Japanese version is better then the dubbed one?
Omegle thread tonight.
Robots only
No Video
final destination
>realize omegle is full of normalscum and mentally broken people with literally no middle ground
>realize I'm trying to use internet "relationships" to replace my real ones
>set my Skype to "invisible" and never open it again
>play vidya and return to my solitude
Feelsgoodman
I wonder if anyone will miss me?
fembot I had internet problems will seek you out
>>28783782
I'll miss the possibility that you represent
>that feel when you're part of the 10%
>>28783416
go back to tumbIr
>>28783416
I'm sure this facebook image some 13 yearold girl made is very accurate.
>tfw your middle/high school love rejected you by pretending to vomit and making a huge display out of it
OH SHIT HERE WE GO FAMALAM
Get in here nigs
You got dis, brobot.
>>28783401
Get nudes plox
>>28783401
>doing pretty good. Would feel better if you were here beside me.
t. Doesn't know how flirting works.
Hey fellas, I need some help.
My psychologist wants me to fill out a form about my goals.
I can't just put
>be normal
>get gf
>not be autistic
Right?
It has to be some bullshit about confidence or whatever?
I mean if you can't be honest with your psychologist, who can you be honest with?
but yeah just write you have social anxiety that you want solve, and you want to talk to people without feeling nervous.
If it's a psychologist, I think they actually are looking for things like that
>getting homework from a fucking psychologist
find a new one
>suddenly noise around me is half as loud
>random high pitched ringing in left ear for 10 seconds from time to time
>often times feel like im not in control of body for a few minutes
>feel like im being followed or watched by something everywhere i go
is it possible that the government has me under mind control or surveillance
>>28783345
>suddenly noise around me is half as loud
>random high pitched ringing in left ear for 10 seconds from time to time
This is normal quirk of the human body, not sure what it is though.
I get that too. Don't worry, they're not that competent.
Happens to me too OP, except for the lack of bodily control.
Definitely the ebil gubbmint taking over our minds
This is the original waifu.
So, if you think mine is shit, remember that this was (and is to some weirdo) fap material back in the day.
Wouldn't it be easier to rape stacy while Chad was out hunting
It was just an early prototype of a super sonico figure
>>28783368
Wagies getting btfo since the dawn of time, toppest of keks.
In our lifetime if brain transfers are possible would you agree to be a guinea pig. What if scientists were to put your brain into a 18 year old girl's body? Or even a female celebrities body. Obviously that girl would have to be dead. And she before she died she agreed to donate her body for such a procedure. Robots how different would you live your life. And how would your parents and siblings react.
No way. I am fucking awesome.
Ask moot though this is literally his fantasy.
>>28783307
>18
Why not eleven?
Hell yes.
Man I'd do so much fun shit.
I think it's almost my time, robots. It's been real.
night night don't let the bedbugs bite
>>28783305
see you later alligator
hope everything goes well
there is not a single person who deserves anything different
How, though?
originalizing comment...
>Ewww! Anon you're so creepy! I bet our exposed soles turn you on!
>>28783190
hnggggg i wanna tickle those feet so badly hnggggggg
someone dump tickleporn please
Shalom, strange sisters.
Not really. I like feet but not blondes who look like cousins/sisters.
Honestly, I want Latinas anyway
