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>God will never hold you in his arms and tell you he forgives you and there's nothing to be afraid of
feels bad
If got was truly real he would grant me doubles
>>28779300
whoa O_O
>>28779300
Is this just luck or is there a way to get doubles on purpose with a script or something?
Who run the world?
Men, because of superior intelligence as well as physical capabilities, as they have the superior hormone of testosterone.
>>28779253
And yet you kill each other for pussy.
>>28779253
I want Beyonce to sing this in Saudi Arabia.
men are running the world into the ground, women are finally starting to bring peace and prosperity to the world
Hello again my friends, I'm kinda the only one around here but there's no problem, because I'm very unique in my country, robots here are rare, 13yo are getting blowjobs on schools, we have whores everywhere.
>tfw you're a robot in brazil
>>28779236
I'm Brazilian robot.
>>28779321
nao ta facil nao ne, ainda mais nesse frio.
>>28779342
Aqui em Canoas ta frio pacas. So imagino os robos que vivem na serra.
>wake up
>go outside
>see white person
>ruin his day
>>28779223
How do you ruin his day?
>wake up
>go outside
>everyone is hispanic, just like me
>Go outside
>Get on your bicycle, ride towards the store to get some tendies
>See someone walking their dog
>Ring the bell right next to them
>Dog gets spooked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0XVgioi29I
Stefan Memeneaux talks to a washup up roastie who tries to understand her bad choices of riding the cock carousel. Red pills everywhere.
whatever happened to belle knox?
NOTmute me robot
I love how women ignore or deny the absent father stereotype but this women admits it openly. They'll still continue to deny it, its like the Jewish conspiracy. Everyone knows its real but you cant brin git up because it will ruin it.
ITT: We post the jobs that robots have
>Be Office Depot cashier
>Recently got raise from 7.50 an hour to 8 dollars an hour
>currently have $1600 saved up in my bank account
>saving up for college starting next year
>feelsgoodman.jpg
What jobs do you guys have?
I sell cars.
>can i borrow some money
>ok
>thanks
I make $17 an hour + bonuses as a banker. Not bad but I'm a frivolous spender.
What are the signs of inferior genetics?
So far I have
>overweight
>pale
>eye bags/dark circles
>dead looking eyes
>receding hairline
>acne
>big nose
>>28779050
>balding
>short (5'9 and under)
>unathletic (bad at sports/poor coordination)
>>28779050
Jesus Christ how old are you
>>28779095
>not knowing eggman
lurk more
http://www.insecam.org/
it's time
Go play 999 instead of watching this shit Jammy
>>28779039
> tfw watching comfy CNC machines
I always wanted to start making these threads again, never bothered though.
Here's a pajeet office.
http://insecam.org/en/view/322480/
>tfw will never find a gf who likes anime and video games and doesn't have a shit ton of friends
>tfw she doesn't have brain problems like you
21, khv NEET. diagnosed with depression, schizophrenia and aspergers
>>28780037
I'm assuming you are male though?
>>28780037
be my girlfriend dued
>NEET
>Slept in until 6:30pm
How do I stop my dad from yelling at me?
stop being useless, go out get a job and a girlfriend faggot.
>>28778970
Fuck, I've done the same. Even as a NEET, nothing makes me feel like more of a fucking loser than waking up when it's that late and dark out.
just keep doing the same as you already are until they stop caring
worked for me :^)
Would you marry an introverted NEET girl?
no girl will marry me
>>28778967
>introverted NEET girl
Sounds boring. Would fuck but not marry.
If she gave me children and took care of them, and maybe minded the house, I'd marry, take care of and support her.
Hell, I would happily wageslave for a loyal traditional housewife.
i want to believe females can be genuinely good people.
is it possible for woman to truly feel honor or have a sense of virtue? instead of constantly thinking of ways to cuck?
do girls ever get legitimately hyped for games like do they really get all giggly and excited when they see a new trailer that they are interested in? or do they just see it as another way to get attention?
can woman really be mature, agreeable people who use logic, empathy and reason to draw conclusions instead of just stomping their feet until they get what they want?
can woman ever be satisfied with themselves and not bitch, moan and complain all the time?
can woman know what its like to die for something?
can woman be good people?
yes
a lot of women do charity work, just one example
>>28778962
>is it possible for woman to truly feel honor or have a sense of virtue?
yes
do girls ever get legitimately hyped for games like do they really get all giggly and excited when they see a new trailer that they are interested in? or do they just see it as another way to get attention?
no clue but more than likely yes
>can woman really be mature, agreeable people who use logic, empathy and reason to draw conclusions instead of just stomping their feet until they get what they want?
yes
>can woman ever be satisfied with themselves and not bitch, moan and complain all the time?
yes
>can woman know what its like to die for something?
yes
can woman be good people?
yesif they go out with me
>>28778962
Yes, some women aren't fake sociopaths.
Define cringe
its your reaction to something embarrassing
when your little brother thinks you are a low life
>>28778932
cringe
verb
1.
bend one's head and body in fear or apprehension or in a servile manner.
>oneitis finally invites you to hang out
>at a karaoke bar
you're fucked
>"anon aren't you gonna sing something??"
>>28778846
>not dedicating a love song to her
It's like you want to live your whole life without humiliating yourself in a major way.
>>28778846
There's only one solution:
Pick a terrible song and purposely fail at it. Really embellish the failure.
If you do it right, she'll think you're a "funny guy"
>"You're so handsome anon... But you're acting so serious all the time too"
A fat chick who was into me literally told me this the other day, what the h*ck does this even mean
it means you never smile you s*lly g**se
critical hit 200%
we may never know anon ;__:
She can smell the 'tism on you
