he is right you know famm
>who really wins?
Literally everyone but you senpai
Long nose rubbing hands wins
because cuddling is clearly the superior activity to engage in with a 3D whore
yeah no I'm good
ITT: Name the place in the world you most want to live and where you live now.
Rural Minnesota, USA
>Comfy as fuck
>Great temperatures. Snow in winter and ~25C in summer
>Excess of land
>Cheap houses (or at least, cheaper than UK)
>Just seems like a nice place
>Muh sweet American rightsCurrently live in a suburb near Gatwick, UK. Fucking hate it
>>28774439
>Rural Minnesota, USA
I'm from the Twin Cities and have family in the country and have spent lots of time there. I'll list off some things about it, starting with the nice things:
>mostly very friendly people
>beautiful scenery
>lakes EVERYWHERE
>lots of wildlife
>can shoot guns
>almost...
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>>28774698
>country music in yankee-land
fucking why
>>28774823I actually kinda like country music, it's got a vibe to it
what is the weirdest thing you've done I've masturbated by cutting into an orange and making a hole int eh middle of it and using it to jerk off
How did it feel? Did the juice get in your urethra?
>>28774457
it wasn't worth the time it wasn't that good and no juice went into my urethra but onetime i used anti dandruff shampoo as lube ahghghghghg worst decision of my life burnt like hell
>>28774438
literally most people have fucked a fruit or vegetable, snowflake
>Sister caught me pissing in the sink
Wasn't it your turn?
>Mom found the shitbag
>Use the sink like a urinal every day for years
>Starts to smell like piss
>People are asking why
>I say "it was probably the dog peeing in the sink"
>My mom asks how the dog could have reached the sink
>Don't have an answer
Help me bros
Let's teach each other words/phrases other people might not know in Japanese.
Oyashirazu - wisdom tooth
tsurupettan - "do you have the time?"
How do I say "give me the Jesus, give me the Christ, give me his penis, in my ass so tight" in Japanese?
>>28774489
desu
origian
Do any of you robots know where to sell dumb bullshit like pic related? I've had this in my room for years after taking it home from a job and it's just taking up too much space.
Who would buy that? You can try craigslist but I would just throw it away.
>>28774338
What's inside it? I'd be tempted to put a door on it and a chair inside it if it's hollow
>>28774338
I am pretty sure somebody on 4chan would buy it for fetish purposes.
My son is apparently a bisexual faggot and came out to my wife about this (hasn't told me yet since he knows I hate fags). To make things worsr, my wife has actually been supporting him. He's my only son and he's a faggot, what the fuck am I to do now? why does my line have to end because of faggot liberals and their faggot media? i want to beat the shit out of my son and my wife and the "friend" that my faggot son hangs out with everyday. I'm tempted to just leave them and start a bew family with some high-test female in eastern Europe that will...
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>>28774335
Bisexuality is a meme, he'll get over it.
>>28774335
>I really will beat the shit out of the faggot
do it
seriously what's the worst that could happen?
>bisexual
Call him a fence-sitting pussy who won't commit to one side or the other.
Honestly children are very weak to mockery, especially if it's casual and sounds sincere.
Bisexual isn't even a real thing, he just wants attention.
How does this picture feel?
>>28774304
Like Heaven I'm sure.
pretty gay, tbdesu
like heaven (For the guy on bottom, whom i want to be)
What are your thoughts on girls with unnatural hair color?
biggest red flag of them all
if she has that shit+she cosplays, you know that she sucked more dicks than you and your whole autistic crew of friends got bjs*2
>>28774290
It's just like my Japanese animes.
>>28774348
Not true in all cases
/cp/ on /r9k/ is becoming a thing edition
Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, etc.
OP pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH
https://github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler
>views 1000 profiles at a time
>will repeatedly view the same profiles
>dont...
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first for wild negresses
>Daddysgirl lives 0km from you
Have i found someone from here who stays next to me ?
>>28774297
isn't it some british underage whore?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BTFO
>don't eating meat gives my superpowers and an ability to conquer mans biggest challenges taking ease
>>28774144
>vegan
>dies due to lack of oxygen
for some reason people are still blaming it on the fact she was vegan..
>>28774144
I saw this today too.
Vegans are big attention whores.
>Hey!, I'm vegan, I'm better than you. You are a killer.
>people who make 7.50 an hour, have kids, and then complain that why they can't make more money.
>people who rely on birthing as many kids as possible and hope that 1 becomes a degenerate millionaire rapper
>people on food stamps that buy junk food and don't focus on fixing their poor health and mental state
People are dumb.
They have kids on a minimum wage, then cry to raise it because they're struggling
>>28774120
>millionaire
>rapper
(with a few exceptions) pick one
Now they just have 6 or more kids and live off the government. One person that used to work with my mom ended up getting 20k in tax returns.
let's get a good rare Pepe thread going. Willing to trade this for a fair price. No uncommons!
How's this one OP?
>>28774114
Cynthia is a real QT
watch this my man
This is a question to whoever admires Elliot Rodgers. Why haven't you tried beating his shitty score yet?
>>28774108
Because I'm not a killer.
>>28774169
why aren't you? you don't have anything to lose kek
>>28774169
You admire his actions and you see that he died for a cause nobody would vouch for: that of the beta, young adult male. Yet despite the dump that society has taken on you, you hang onto your ambiguous sense of morality, or rather use it to justify your own cowardice. Sounds like another edgy memester who's content with a life spent in Chad's shadow, collecting dust and keeping yourself afloat with empty distractions and daydreaming of the Beta uprising.
>be me
>/pol/ browsing autist
>see cute indian or paki or some type of brown girl from anywhere between turkey and India
>she approaches me and actually talks to me
>has white features but some really weird brownish skin color, like some anime brown elf
>wavy black hair
W-what do I do
she looked kind of like pic related, but a shade or two darker.
>>28774061
>W-what do I do
well you do her
Well obviously you should stick to your white virgin manchild /pol/ beliefs
if you have to ask you might as well fail at pursuing her, your principles have already been compromised