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Ive decided to get a gf
Bad decision.
>>25240873
>i've decided to fall for the meme
get a load of this guy everybody.
>>25240873
Don't do it. It's a trap.
who /lsd/ here?
is it the most robot drug?
Idk, I think dxm is probably the most robot drug since you can buy it at cvs without needing to socialize with anyone
>>25240834
Dark net markets senpai, you dont even have to leave the house.
What do you think of death, anons? I'm on a dissociative trip right now and I've been thinking about it a lot. There are so many programs in the brain that fetishize death, crave it, seek it so strongly. It seems so strange that consciousness is prepared for its own end, that there are near-death experiences and destructive parts of the brain.
Have you ever come close to death? Are you afraid of it or welcoming of it? What do you think it's gonna be like when you finally go out?
That's a lot of bullshit mumbo jumbo but yeah, I know I must go even though all my instincts tell me to stay alive
Why the hell am i so bad at seeming grateful? Like I'm happy for the stuff I got but I can still only barely crack a smile.;_;
You need to master the "I acknowledge your existence" nod.
>no anon, you can't take your christmas dinner up to your room. You have to sit with us.
o-ok
fuck you dude
I had to go to two parties with my family today where I knew almost nobody.
I'd kill for an intimate family christmas
>>25240332
I want to imbue you with power.
>Oh, oh hi normie, h-how are you?
>OH HEY! Im great thanks anon, how are you?
>heh...yeah im ok thanks, you?
>..........
Why the fuck are you asking people how they are?
I can't take it anymore, I want to become a qt trap, the best there ever was. I want to become the trap queen, I can feel it in my bulge. Anyone got some good trap guides?
Pic unrelated, just to get it out of the way,
>>25240303
soy contains phytoestrogens which are plant hormones, eating those phytoestrogens would change nothing. Meat, dairy and eggs contain the highest amount of estrogen, around 3x more than soy products, also it is an animal estrogen, so we would actually absorb it.
Green vegetables also encourage testosterone production.
>tfw premature ejaculation
>tfw you just masturbate to JAV covers and snapshots instead
>>25240242
i need to watch more jav
any reccs?
>>25240295
http://www.javlibrary.com/en/vl_genre.php?g=arna
>>25240323
any sites that stream it? I cba to download porn off shitty websites
you used to call me on your elf phone
>>25240118
elfs are not meant to be portly
I'm immaculate without a doubt
Being better than best is what I'm about
Envy me, the MVP
Do not forgot, bow down daily
Worship as I live and breath
No other man could repeat me feats, kid
Over and over I'm undefeated
Unparalleled and undisputed
Earth's gift from god, and I'm here to rule it
Climbed every mountain, parted the seas
My minute, my hour, my day to seize
Living the life, while you're dreaming dreams
You're bottom barrel, I'm cream de la cream
Your greatest achievement is the shit that I step in.
I am the chosen one, you're just a cretin.
Your greatest achievement is the shit that I step in.
I am the chosen one, you're just a cretin.
I knew it was bad idea
To spend time with my parents
Their house has bad internet
I can't even get torrents
I'm sittin in my single bed
And instead of making shit happen
I'm goin on chinese picture boards
Pretendin to be rappin
The food is almost ready though
Thank god I'm not a skelly
I'll eat a bunch and drink a few
u no everything's better
with some
with some
wine in the belly
yo
>Would you look at that! Someone just came out from under their cave!
stunningly original thread OP
I would tell you about the jews but we are arab so you know of their tresspasses, I'll grab a falaffel and head back to bed allah ackbar
>>25239923
DON'T LOOK AT ME
hisssssssssssss
>Tfw after a three hour conversation with my parents, I'm not getting my six dollars in change
>>25239917
Hahahah you parents beat you for 6 bucks?? Fucking Christ that's funny
Wat
Why would you even accept six fucking dollars as a present?
Why the fuck would you want to be a NEET? I've been unemployed for the past 3 months and all I do is stay in bed feeling depressed and thinking about killing myself. At least when I had a job, that kept me busy and I talked to other humans on a daily basis.
I get that some jobs really suck, but why don't you use all that free time you have to learn something useful like programming or video editing, photoshop?
I used to work for EA and, while boring at times, I had more fun there than I did after leaving the job. Having free time is cool when you have stuff to do, but I don't.
the key is to be really fucking lazy
I love sitting around doing fuck all and I audibly grown as if in pain when I need to do something productive
>but why don't you use all that free time you have to learn something useful
Nothing's useful. We're all going to die. It's all shit.
>Sister goes out to bar with her friends
>Gets pissed
>Next day goes to beach with friends
>Meanwhile i'm home and my first chance of getting into a party was ruined by a restraining order thanks to a cunt who was laughing her way from court thinking about how she fucked up a man's life.
maybe you shouldn't have raped her
Details on how you got the restraining order?
>>25240146
Bitch thought it would be funny to lead me on and then show the court the messages I sent her. I sent her messages every day, being nice to her, and she claimed that I was stalking her because I had sent over 500 of them in a week and she never replied to one.
You wake up and find yourself on the beach with these two. What do you do?
>>25239831
>who are you?
something about whatever
>>25239831
check my pulse and then try to go home
>>25239831
Supreme gentleman is that you ? What are you doing with this succubi ?
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