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>live alone in a trailer inherited from dead granny
>neet
>get food stamps and scrap junk to cover lot fees and electric bill
>make roughly $500 a month plus $150 in stamps
>rent and lights come to $300 a month
>have never had a job and have been living like this just fine for 10 years now
>all the free time of the neet and all the independence of the wagecuck
Beat that chump. And just one year away from wizardry too
what do you do with your free time, neetbro?
Inherited my grandparent's 8 bedroom house to "share with my family. I fucking sold it for 900 grand and have been living as a neet since.
>>29077637
Drink and sniff cocaine when I can afford it and smoke weed and shitposting and jack off. I mean, I work out and am writing an opera and the next great American novel while wagecucks slave away.
![tumblr_nzpnanAWgp1ulsof0o1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QlYzNlm.jpg "tumblr nzpnanAWgp1ulsof0o1 500[1]")
>tfw no big round belly gf
![tumblr_noveh25Ewh1sg80qeo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/98Zw80s.jpg "tumblr noveh25Ewh1sg80qeo1 1280[1]")
>tfw no soft gf belly to to rest your head on while watching Netflix
God why must thou forsake me.
![tumblr_o5zwrewPyH1v9r8bao1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UcAru1X.jpg "tumblr o5zwrewPyH1v9r8bao1 500[1]")
such softness
>>29077956
Fucking disgusting, man. OP's image was better.
>mfw guys do the virgin walk.
Nice bush
Original
>mfw people fall for this bait and unironically believe there is a virgin walk
>>29077666
The virgin walk is real:
stiff arms fingers completely straight like you're marching, eyes autistically straight ahead because you're afraid how you look when looking around, overcorrect posture, nervous, walk very fast to get away as fast as possible.
Can't describe it very goodly but you all know it
So it says here you're a virgin.
Care to explain?
>>29077287
Hey old man, care to explain why you're wearing a suit jacket tailored for Jabba the Hutt and you are not wearing a tie? What sorta fucking joker are ya? cunt
>>29077287
I actuallyfucked your mombut I thought that's not a sensible thing to say during an interview.
I only fuck black fembois. Since they don't fuck me I am technically still an anal virgin. That won't change.
Who /doesntlikeheels/ here? I find that women wearing flip flops or sandals is much sexier.
>>29077252
yeah I always disliked heels, although I don't know why.
I hate heels they look stupid and uncomfortable. CONVERSELY i think Converse looks best on women. They look cute.
>hating on shoes that make womens butts and legs look hotter
ITT : Manlets only
I'm so tired of having the "be yourself" conversation
>>29077140
God you sound like a whiny emo 17 year old. Fuck yourself you soppy cunt.
>>29077140
cry more faggot
sdxaadwdaw
>"Waah! Mummy and daddy won't stop fighting again and I have hair growing in new places!"
Die.
I finally lost my virginity
>pic related
>>29077134
damn congrats anon
dodged the bullet by 7 hours holy shit
I hate normies bad;
Maybe even worse than Dad.
Urn for every Jew
Niggers fucking suck.
Down their throat my cock will go.
Everyone thinks it.
REEEEEEE I scream at mom
And deserves it, the roastie;
Get off of my board.
Edgy.
You
Right there
Stop reading this and start applying for jobs
How can you be 20+ and not have a stable income? Are you not ashamed of yourself?
>>29077120
Please dont post that mean goat agaij
>>29077120
>contribute to a society that constantly shits on you
>>29077120
No, but i'm ashamed of you
Who are your favourite youtubers, robots? Northernlion is my choice, he's a cool guy and his videos are comfy imhotbqh
>>29077045
Terrible at vidya, even at isaac, he fucking sucks and makes the worst decisions that make you want to rape his loved ones in front of him. His fanbase is worse than filthy franks, kill your self.
>>29077107
You seem lovely. Why are you so angry my dude?
I like ashens. I just put him on TV and it's like having a friend talk to you. I don't actually care about most of the stuff he talks about.The weird food series is hilarious at least.
>daily reminder that choa is best girl
anyone that watched this all the way through and claims they didn't fall in love is lying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbCo2uTXbt0
>>29077040
AoA Choa is very cute and I like her a lot.
sorry OP but the thigh reduction surgery on these women make me want to puke.
>Asians who dye their hair blonde
Dubs = 1 Square
Trips = 2 Square
Quads = 4 Squares
Quits = WIN! WIN! WIN!
I roll for the Nazi party
>>29076935
Rolling for USA.
Rolling for my murican brothers
>tfw forgot to close black tits cumshot compilation tab on family pc
What's the meaning of that gesture and expression?
>>29076901
>mfw when mom found it
Im white btw
>>29076936
''hurr is dur buggest sand castle in wourld''
What were you parents like during your childhood?
Mine were very overprotective and encouraged me to play video games instead of going outside.
Strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10406135
bump since strawpoll threads die.
>Fed me shit tier food.
>Terrible cooks
>Dad wouldn't play catch with me
>Never taught me anything
>Constantly yelled at over petty shit
>Never saw my parents talk to a single friend on the phone or spend time with any friend
>Never learned social skills
>Dad worked at walmart and was hoarder.
>Entire house filled with worthless shit he bought for 90% off
>>29077243
Mine were the same way, except they didnt horde. Wouldnt let me outside though so no friends and I was morbidly obese
My mom grounded me for the entire semester if I got less than a 95 in any of my elementary classes.
She also studied me to death. She made me sit until I could answer every question in the chapter the test was on in order without missing one. (Same for spelling/vocab)
By the time she stopped i had no idea how to study and got shit grades and didnt give a fuck
She then forced me to go to college and I limped out with a 2.8GPA STEM degree.
Ironically I now make $40k a year as a Database Presorter (Company that wants to do a paper mailing sends us a big database of say 10million clients with addresses and all that shit, as well as specs for what the mailing will be) I format the data and run it through a program called Satori Presort so that they get the best postage rates.
I now make more than my parents have combined at any point in their life and they fucking hate me for it
Lol several years go, on a whim, I created this fake 'news article' about myself as a weird 'test' to see who might find it, and who might be stupid enough to BELIEVE IT.... it's obviously way over the top, so nobody would be dumb enough to think it's real, right ?....
WRONG...
You have NO IDEA how many people spring this 'uncovered dirt' on me.... LOL
IDIOTS
http://m.topix.com/forum/atlanta/TE9I61RG8V06F33Q7
You'd think that the end of the 'news article' would be a dead give away, but no.
Fucking IDIOTS
>>29076716
Yeah same here dude, just like when i put myself in the newspaper from driving the wrong way down i 10 drunk
>>29076716
it's not far fetched if you live in commiefornia tho
heard way wierder shit is going on there
>tfw spend afternoons collecting pictures off dating sites
>tfw find 9/10 girl who says she's looking for casual sex and is polyamorous
>tfw send her a message and never get a reply
>tfw go back to collecting pictures
Is it just my paranoia or is there a giant sex party going on out there and I'm just not invited?
>>29076630
90% of men aren't invited, but yes, there is a huge sex party. Women are getting all the depraved sex they want any way they want it any time tehy want it and so are a slim subsection of extremely attractive men.
in 2007-2009, I had sex with more than 70 women from OKCupid alone. I was young and muscular and energetic. I'm 32 now and gained weight. I had sex with a girl last week, but she ghosted afterwards. Before that, it had been 5 months since I had sex, and the girl was a fucking monster. 6 foot 1, obese, ugly, slight mustache. Hairiest asshole I've ever seen. Her ass was like a hair sandwich.
If you're not the top of the sex market, you get nothing.
>>29076722
>in 2007-2009, I had sex with more than 70 women from OKCupid alone
Don't believe you.
>>29076978
lol that's because you're not invited to the party.
i will answer any questions you have about that period of my life if you want me to prove it with stories that sound too true to be made up.
