Living a dream
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>live alone in a trailer inherited from dead granny
>neet
>get food stamps and scrap junk to cover lot fees and electric bill
>make roughly $500 a month plus $150 in stamps
>rent and lights come to $300 a month
>have never had a job and have been living like this just fine for 10 years now
>all the free time of the neet and all the independence of the wagecuck
Beat that chump. And just one year away from wizardry too
what do you do with your free time, neetbro?
Inherited my grandparent's 8 bedroom house to "share with my family. I fucking sold it for 900 grand and have been living as a neet since.
>>29077637
Drink and sniff cocaine when I can afford it and smoke weed and shitposting and jack off. I mean, I work out and am writing an opera and the next great American novel while wagecucks slave away.
>>29077679
I would have done the same fucking thing. Sweet sweet revenge for all the unnecessary pain family members cause through the years, just to see you hurt.
>>29077679
Damn you did beat me.
>>29077793
Feels good innit?
>>29077679
What you gonna do when it runs out
>>29077933
I'm living like a king on $500 a month, I'm sure homeboy will be just fine with close to a million bucks. He can literally just put it in savings and live on the interest and be alright.
>>29077911
It's great. Even if the stamps get cut I'll be fine and will still be doing better.
>>29077679
absolutely fucking savagedamn son
>>29077679
Alpha as fuckoriginal
yes well I on the other hand have enjoyed coitus...with a lady
>>29077611
doing the same shit. working on bettering myself, not my overlords. shit is cash.
>>29077679
decent strategy. i'd have just rented out like 2 or 3 of the 8 bedrooms to strangers to pay for all your monthly expenses.
>>29078491
Why would you want to deal with normies and be responsible for their bullshit normie problems? Why worry about tenants and upkeep on a big ass house when you can just throw the money you get from it into a three fund portfolio and live on a guaranteed 5% a year without ever touching the principal? It's like autismbux except with the added insurance of having a massive pile of money sitting around that you can pull from whenever you need it.
>>29078543
>guaranteed 5% a year
this is probably what u look like
Living the dream OP, living the dream. I'm working hard so I can retire at 30 and become a fully free man.
> gonna build a glorious neethouse
> 110% comfy
> swimming pool
> movie room
> vidya room
> large plant room
Then I can just shitpost and hug my waifu pillow while normies die inside wagecucking. I might even take up tinder trolling, letting bitches think I'm rich and posting everything here.
>>29078743
>working hard
You've lost before you've even begun.
>>29078829
I know, but it's a tradeoff I have to make, I have no autismbux nor a big inheritance coming. At least I work very little, and for myself; wagecucking wouldn't be worth it, not even for a couple years.
>>29078743
I will sell my boypussi to you if you let me live with you when your house is finished.
>>29077611
stay strong brother
become a wizard
>>29079014
Sorry anon, I'm not gay.I wouldn't even let a bitch live with me in exchange for just pussy. She'd have to do more, I may be a virgin but I'm not a floormat.
Seriously threads like this make me cry.
The world is cruel and unfair place for neets.
Take me for example, I live in Helsinki and the social welfare agency pays my 37sqmeter studio apartment in middle of capital rent (650 euro/mo) and gives me 485 euros of monthly cash money. Healthcare and drugs are free.
but burgerneets only get like 150 dollars of foodstamps, thats unfair
you should come here and claim refugee
>>29079261
Dude, I live in GErmany and I get no neetbux at all.
Literally living off savings, I will HAVE to work sooner or later for at least 3 years, and even then the payment is meh. (appartment can't be larger than a certain size, but gets paid, plus 200 - 300 yuros per month).
Fucking scandis, jealous as fuck...
>>29079315
www.hel.fi/static/sote/tiedotteet/asiakkaille/Toimeentulotuki-2016-eng.pdf
come home aryan brother
>>29079362
STOPORIGINAL REEEEEEEEE
>>29079261
>you should come here and claim refugee
is everyone so cucked that if a white guy claimed to be an african refugee they wouldn't call him on it?
>>29079482
just say you are albino :D
>$650 a month income
>live like a king
Mfw
>>29079261
> your face when rottailu ends
This country will bankrupt itself in a few years, or kick neets out.
>>29079315
>I will HAVE to work sooner or later for at least 3 years
Isn't that only for Arbeitslosengeld 1?
I thought every non-rich NEET can get hartz 4.
>>29080291
No idea, haven't informed myself about that stuff
>>29077611
Wow you're broke as fuck dude
>>29080425
>>29078438
lmfao normies on suicide watch
yeah cool you have so much money. Now run along to bed, you have to work in the morning
I'm just going to run some scrap whenever I wake up and then get high while I cook steak and potatoes. Sorry you have to eat garbage because all your money can't buy you the time to cook a proper meal. Sorry you can't get high because Mr. Shekelburg tells you what to do in your "free time". Good job on getting laid, did Chad's leftovers satisfy you the way my hand satisfies me for free? If only it were so easy to satisfy hunger with a belly rub! Diogenes said that. You should read about him, if you ever have the time to read.
Anyways sleep tight normies sorry you have to miss all the shitposting fun while I get drunk and high as I want
>>29079261
It's all good my mongolian friend florida is a cheap place to live and I'm just averaging it out. Anytime I need some extra cash I just mow lawns and can easily get a few hundred in a day I just prefer to do it when I feel like it and scrapping is easier. I live comfortably
