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>write with my left hand
>Eat with my left hand
>Use scissors with my right hand
>Play sports right handed
Anybody else?
fuck you then cuckold faggot scum kikes
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Yeah I write, eat, and play sports with my left hand and use scissors with my right
I do everything except wipe my ass with my right hand.
>meet a grill on tinder fuccbook app
>we hit it off incredibly easily
>she is the first girl in a while that can actually hold a convo and seems genuinely interested in talking with me
>talk non stop about shit for a week straight
>she is suggesting things for us to do and generally accepting of pretty much any idea i come up with for us to do as well
>set up a date for sunday (today)
>she goes to a house party on friday night and drunk calls me at like 1am
>choose to ignore the call because i dont want to deal with drunk house party sluts, text her the next morning saying i crashed and missed her call
>all saturday she is distant as fuck and not responsive/takes hours to reply
>ask her about date plans we have for today
>no response
>text her this morning asking if plans are still on
>still no response as to this moment
So I pretty much got cucked by a Chad, right? Is this how tinder usually goes?
What do you guys think happened here? Did I fuck up?
>>29074827
Dunno, but keep us updated.
>>29074827
Smells a bit likecuckingin here.
So I'm going to start /nofap/ where I introduce the rule if I get the urge really bad, I will substitute jerking it for playing a game. Do you guys think this is a good approach, how have you guys attempted /nofap/ and was it successful?
bonus question
Do you guys have any decent sources for how this effects us?
Personally I'm doing it because I spend way too much time jerking it during the day or related. Wish me luck fellow oreganos
>>29074780
I feel so much better after I jack off, not even just an half hour after but the remainder of the day. It might make you feel slightly more confident but I'd rather be happy. Its worth a try atleast.
Stay off of 4chan, or at least off of /b/ and the porn boards, so that you're not bombarded with porn all the time
Should be easy enough other than that
>Do you guys have any decent sources for how this effects us?
All of the crazy benefits people talk about on here are just from nofap being a form of placebo, it's as effective as you convince yourself it is, other than the obvious benefits of maybe increased productivity (although maybe not if you're just playing games instead of fapping) and a massive cumshot when you decide to fap again
>>29074890
>Posting on /b/ on first place
Well robots, today is finally the day I truly give up on women. A combination of me being too spergy for this world, combined with stripped confidence from previous bad encounters.
Kill me, please.
>>29074755
Are you pic related? You sound like a good man. At least you get matches man
>>29074755
took you long enough.
your life will be easier without having females on your mind. they are scum.
>>29074795
Even worse
[Spoiler] I payed for plus [/spoiler]
Are feet just a meme fetish or do you degenerates actually want to be j/o with these gross sweaty slabs of meat?
>>29074732
It's all memes man. It's all memes. Everything. The world. The way we think. Memes. So just choose your favorite memes and live your life man.
Are women just a meme fetish or do you degenerates actually want to be a j/o with these gross sweaty slabs of meat?
>>29074747
This
Not even a foot fag but sega goes in all fields
It's a fetish, grow the fuck up
I do not know what a chad looks like
is that a passed out fat dude with a pizza box or box of wings or something on him in the background
>>29074716
worse than a chad ,
Is that vegan gains? Isn't he like a legit autist or edgelord or something?
>Trying to turn my life around and be more social from being a shut in
>Go out with a couple of women
>Guys hit on them and they seem to be enjoying it, smiling, introducing themselves, going along with the conversation, laughing, etc.
>Sometimes even give out their number
>We leave later, they start complaining about them being creeps, annoying, etc.
What the fuck
>>29074710
Women either feel bad for either rejecting them or you it seems.
>>29074710
this is a common ploy women use.
they were just saying that shit just to not make you feel bad.
you fucking beta
>got pulled over about a month and a half ago
>ladycop
>talks to me and asks for my number
>think that she needs it for cop purposes, get let off with a warning
>several days later start getting random texts
>ladycop continues to try and hit me up all the time to go out
>eventually cave because I was convinced this was some sort of group prank by the cops to fuck with me
>entire date I'm looking over my shoulder thinking someones gonna jump out or something
>says we should do it again sometime
>hang out two more times before she invites me over
>all three dates and even when I went to her house I was paranoid as fuck that this was some elaborate ruse
>start hanging out with her pretty often but can't help but feel this is some practical joke or maybe a hidden camera show at this point, shit has gone on too long to be internet prank
>after 3 weeks ladycop starts coming onto me really hard, well harder than she did the week before, teases me calling me a prude and shit. ain't falling for her pranks and antics.
>little over a month and this bitch ladycop is pretty much in heat everytime I go over hinting that she wants the D
>we drink a little and she wants to watch TV in her bedroom. let my guard down because the liqour
>next thing I know I'm handcuffed and shes ripping off my clothes
>midway through sex I have a panic attack because 1)i was a virgin 2) got kind scared at how quick things escalated 3) was afraid I was gonna be a two pump chump
Told her how I thought it was all a prank after sex and she was kinda pissed but at the same time thought I might also be schizophenic to be that paranoid.
This girl over here. have went through severe hardship.
>raped by her father when she was young
>bullied by classmates all the time
>raped niggers one day while she was walking home at night
>mom hates her because father is constantly lusting on her
>dad still constantly beats her and rapes her
>she finally grows up to be able to get a job and move out, but she's obviously broken as hell
>she is your coworker, and for some reason, maybe your autism and shyness, she seems to be able to relate to you
>to be able to trust you
what do you do?
>>29074706
>raped niggers one day while she was walking home at night
So she's a sexual predator?
>>29074706
>raped some niggers one day
Her name isn't Kara?
>>29074724
Sorry, meant to say she was raped.
why is race mixing bad?
>>29074553
Because white girls dont want us to have good sex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igBFwS483Qk
it literally isnt
Who /A-Levels/ here?
Chemistry/Biology/Geography represent.
>>29074552
im physics 101 .
Tfw french/german/history
im doing gcses XD
gonna fail em XDDDD
I go on Tinder and Bumble in other cities with a spoofed GPS and get matches with girls, then I agree to dates and stand them up from hundreds of miles away. Feels good man.
Note: I don't do it to nice looking girls, only sloots.
pics?
This seems like a fun idea. Will try it later
>>29074588
Don't have any atm. I should start screenshotting. They usually get pretty pissed.
>>29074599
I just googled spoofed GPS.
you use some app in your phone to change your location right?
> 19 years old
> Hugless, kissless, virgin who never had a girlfriend
> No friends or social life
> Complete introvert and shut-in
> Been diagnosed with OCD, ADD, paranoia, and schizoid personality disorder
>Beta
Where did everything go so wrong?
Your only 19, pick up a sport like tennis (against a wall) or surfing that you can do alone. Your very young, smile and be kind to people and everything will be alright.
>>29074933
>Your only 19, pick up a sport like tennis (against a wall) or surfing that you can do alone. Your very young, smile and be kind to people and everything will be alright.
>everything will be alright.
no it won't
sameboat op
ready to jump together?
>oh, h-hey anon. F-fancy meeting you h-here in the p-park...
>>29074416
>2848x4272
Mommy says I'm not allowed to speak to jailbait, sorry.
>>29074416
Chestlets will love this.
>'Hahahah pepe the frog is so funny I love memes'
>'Ew 4chan? No thanks that place creeps me out'
I fucking hate normie social media.
>meme degree
>>29074441
too bad to be true
>>29074409
They already have meme degrees.
Computer science, psychology, liberal arts.
>I don't have any friends, I'm so lonely and shy
>127 skype contacts
>>29074404
I don't have any friends, I'm so lonely and shy. I don't even have Skype or any social media.
Don't generalise anon. (Polite Sage in all fields)
>>29074654
i feel you senpai
ive only talked in mumble with my wow guild for the past 4 years
>>29074654
>I'm so lonely and shy I've only show my nudes to 7 guys and had 15 bfs
Youre all the same.
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