I'm sick of the women can't be robots meme
Let me introduce myself
>be 25, KV, n33t
>0 friends
>Haven't spoken to anyone other than parents in months
>Haven't been outdoors in over 3 months
>express both hyper-masculine and feminine phenotypes
>i.e. Broad shoulders, hair covering entire body, man-jaw, big chin, thinning hair as well as wide hips and large...
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>>29070745
im surprised ur parents still talk to u
>>29070745
Fuck off woman, nobody cares.
>>29070745
>Please explain to me why my life is still better than yours.
Because if you post some pictures here, some hopeless robot, a real robot not a girl like you, will fall in love and pay you to sleep with him.
Prove me wrong.
Hey m8s, I did a thing. Since I have no one to evaluate it I thought I'd share it with the friends of /r9k/.
https://clyp.it/ril2ba0z?token=49bf75d1e3ceab2954df20cae956a064
Also /music/ general I guess?
>>29070731
why dont you use normiecloud that link looks like a virus
>>29070768
Google gives it above normiecloud when searching "audio upload"
>tfw it is so bad even the robots won't give their opinion
Welp, atleast I've tried.
post the things that truly hit hard in the soul
>tfw we will in the age of nihilism
>nothing absolutely nothing has meaning
>nobody cares about this fact, we've reached meta-nihilism
it hurts so much to exist in this era
>>29070601
Wake me up god
>>29070601
things that truly hit hard in the soul
I wish I could enjoy alcohol. For a lot of people it seems like a nice escape. But whenever I drink it, it just makes me feel really bloated, it makes my stomach ache and my head hurt. Am I just allergic to it, somehow? It always makes me feel like shit so I've stopped trying.
what are you drinking? be specific.
>>29070590
Yeah, you're not a drinker. Sorry phams.
t. man of Slavic origin
>>29070590
That's what it's supposed to do dumbass
>>29070650
>t. man of Slavic origin
same here
Where is your sense of purpose, robots?
become 2D
>>29070546
Never had one
t. 22 year old dead man
when I was 12-16 I desperately tried finding purpose in politics and science (thankfully not the fedorable angles of popsci) I even reached out to religion, or at least its adjacent philosophies. it always crumbled away and soon I got the idea that life was more about the little things and your own internal virtues and not about the world as others make it. that too fell apart.
23yo shut-inother than 4-5 family events a yearnow who hasn't had a sincere thought of purpose in years and I have trouble remembering why I once chased it so desperately.
League of Legends thread? Who playin' it tonight? Leveling my smurf. What about you guys?
>>29070540
>Game is utter shit
No thanks. Shouldn't you be posting these thing on /v/ or /vg/, Op.?
Yep, plat2 smurf, 28-4 w/r so far
>>29070540
probably gonna play kindred or morgana
Any ex-Muslim robots here?
>tfw Ramadan starts tomorrow
>don't want to fast or do tarawih prayers all fucking night but will have to
Kill me.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
>>29070528
Underageb& pls go desu
>>29070528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY20IFaWlsQ
>be 23 khv no friends no skills no talent
>want to be normal
Is there any way I could pay someone irl to fix me? I've tried therapists/psychiatrists before and they're useless.
Completely serious
There's a whole self-improvement market out there for men with more money than sense. I'm sure you can google man courses and find something. Whether it will work or not, well, probably not.
>>29070531
I'm poor and my neetbux barely cover rent. I don't want to go to classes for people who are already normal. I want a kind of personal trainer who has fixed others before. Do these people exist and if so, how do I find them?
>>29070509
You could develop a drug habit. You'll meet lots of 'friends' and probably get laid from some drug sluts if you have a bunch of drugs.
I recommend meth more than crack or heroin. Heroin can kill you pretty easily, and crack is full of niggers. You wanna stay away from niggers.
Meth has a high that is cheap and powerful, and relieves depression. You get more dope per $20 and it makes you horny so you can fuck for hours. The meth whores might be busted as fuck but they'll still suck...
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>tfw iq got tested at 85 when i was 18
>tfw qualified for neetbux
>tfw been living comfy since
honestly being a retard is underrated, i'm to retarded to get depressed. It's great
>>29070425
>i'm to retarded
story checks out
Fking lucky ass anon.
l got tested and my iq is 95. Too dumb to be able to get through college and hold a good paying job. Too smart to get government benefits and able to get depression. l literally have the worse IQ
>be dumb as fuck
>have an IQ of 120
>go on dating website
>be white
>easy as fuck to pick up asian chicks
>hard as fuck to pick up white chicks
what the fuck? How come there is such a difference of difficulty?
I'm not even talking about fresh off the boat asian girls, just regular ones
Asians tend to view dating whites as a step up on the social ladder.
I messaged a fat Asian girl and she didn't even look at my profile to confirm I'm not good enough for her. Dating sites make me feel weird because my ex was easily 8/10, so now that I can't even get replies from 5s, I have some cognitive dissonance
>>29070554
it's literally the same for me
m-mommy!!!
If I convince myself that she's on the floor and not a table, this pic is some great giantess fetish fuel.
>>29070416
Get the fuck off the kitchen, I need to make my chicken tenndies
>brrraaapapaapa
M-m-ma
>pssshhhhh
MOOOOM! THAT'S GROSS.
Tell me again robots, why haven't you started jelqing?
I'm too lazy to google
Care to provide a definition?
8x6 is enough for most people phlagam
>>29070335
I have but my finals are sucking up all my time and I'm not sticking to my routine.
CURRENTLY: 5.5"L x 5"G
GOAL: 7"L x 5.5"G
Should be achievable in a year or two.
What the fuck happened to music?
>>29070327
You got bitter about it.
literally nothing
It got better, if anything.
Nothing happened. There has always been shit music, and only the good music is remembered
>Oh anon, I'm polysexual!
It's called pan you tumblfuck.
>Oh hi roastie, Im ASRAAM-sexual and I only get along with other missiles of my type.
>>29070330
>Being in love with pans
You guys decide what happens
>>29070316
Go there and try to get laid, retard.
Call her a slut and refuse
>>29070316
r u a chad?