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Who else here is going to spend the rest of their lives alone?
It's feel time. Tell us all about your feels.
Lift on brothers and feel with me.
>>28672819
Me
I'm just not built for being liked
And being ugly also doesn't help
>tfw no gf
> You'll never make her get excited and write down "date with anon" on calendar while thinking about you all night
> that incredible smile will never be for you
> She'll never hear you knocking at the front door and coming rushing over to answer it, stopping quickly by the hallway mirror to double-check that her hair is set perfectly in the pony-tail she knows you love
> She will never hang out with you after a tired, stressful day that made her sad and just hug you and put her face in between your arm and chest and breathe deeply and fall asleep on the bed (this is all before you guys are officially dating and are still friends) and then she wakes up an hour later groggy eyed and looks up at you deeply in your eyes and she says "Anon, I really like you" and you swallow in your dry throat and choke out "I really like you too" and she moves up your body to face level and you two finally kiss deeply and she drifts back to sleep again but this time with her face in your neck and you hear her mutter "I love you anon, I always have...." and your eyes get all wet but you hold back tears because you don't want her to know how much this means to you.
> You'll never be able to give your life to someone who could take advantage of your opportunities
> You'll never get the chance to show someone how much you want to give, even if you don't know how to receive
> You'll never pleasantly surprise someone who initially underestimated you or wrote you off
> You'll never be able to speak without feeling like you're just bothering someone
> You'll never understand what it feels like for someone to want you to come somewhere, to have someone be content or cheered by just your presence
> You'll never make someone happy
> You'll never know what it's like to have someone really value you. To love you.
Any math guys here? Howd i do?
Looks right to me, but for sake of elegance remember: put your signs up top or to the left of the fraction. When you have a/1 just write a.
You must be at least 18 to post here.
>>28672879
He's probably taking Calc 1.
Can you honestly be in a relationship with a woman that's been someone else's cum-stained fucktoy?
Can you even look in her eyes and feel a genuine connection when you know she's been used and thrown by more men than you'd even dare to imagine?
>he doesn't want a woman who has ever touched cum
>expects her to slobber all over his piss tainted dick
>>28672765
I'd be in a relationship with a bagel at this juncture if I knew it would cuddle with me at night.
Daily reminder that your "qt3.14" will have "loved" about 5 other guys before you.
Daily reminder that your qt3.14 is probably blowing some loser's cock right now
Daily reminder that the only reason she'll "love" you is because she'll get cheated on/dumped by her last boyfriend and you'll be harsh reality that she'll have to settle for. Her teenage delusions will finally disappear and she'll realise that the only man she can ever get is an average loser like you - with shitty hair, shitty facial aesthethics, shitty genetics in general whose only claim to "manliness" and "attractiveness" is obsessively lifting weights.
Daily reminder that she'll fuck up your gains
>Anon let's go out
>Anon please don't go to the gym, I want to hang out
>Anon do you care about the gym more than you care about me?
Daily reminder that if you honestly believe in "love" you're a disney watching faggot who needs to come back to reality
Daily fuckin reminder that if you ever get a gf and you are not ACTIVELY cheating on her every chance you get - you are a fucking cuckold.
Which will you choose?
>you have to watch your sister get raped
>you get 100 million dollars
I choose the 100 millions dollars
>>28672639
pork ribs plz
>>28672659
This.
Originalkino
be honest familia, would you?
yes, this gave me a boner
>when the ass is so big that your house starts to collapse
>>28672611
I wouldn't even walk across the street to piss down that thing's throat if its gut was on fire.
I've been laughing hysterically over my designer breakfast all morning. I can't believe NEETies actually drive fourteen hours back and forth twice a week to visit their caseworker and doctors.
Mr Shlomostien and Dr Shekelsburg must be pleased regularly after all by their neetslave, who can be cut off at ANY time!
Such is the sad life of a neet, never knowing freedom, never possessing the mental capacities to become enlightened. Me? After work today I proved string theory to be true while getting a double blowjob from my Victoria's Secret model girlfriends. By work zor course, I meant my weekly 30 minute appearance at the office of the business I own.
But of course, NEETies can't take the heaties, and will either hide from this thread, or attempt to cope with some passive aggressive replies. Because it's what simpletons do.
>>28672582
>neets drive
Stopped reading there
>>28672597
this neet just CANNOT take the HEAT lmmfao
Tick Tock!
It's only a matter of time until shekelslomo fires you for looking at him the wrong way!
I just slept for nearly 18 hours so I could be awake during the day. So, now what? Normies do it. What do I do?
realize its the same as being awake at night but things are open
order pizza, idk
Do the birds ever stop?
go for a day walk or day drive
I've done a bad thing /r9k/
made a thread when i first started two months ago but it was ignored. so hear me now.
>friend I've had for 10 years gets a boyfriend
>she never wanted anything like that with me
>i got overcome with pain and loneliness knowing when they're out together
>when she stays with him at night
>i pushed it out of my mind for a long time
>i went to peoples parties, i used tinder, i turned down two girls
>they weren't her
>one night i couldn't take it any longer
>i let those suppressed thoughts in
>i found as much information on him as i could
>using his name and handles i found his email address
>using my privileged position on an irc server i got his password
>i used a vpn so i wouldnt be found, i set my browsers ident as 'Android Samsung' so the "you logged in from a new location" email would make him think it was his phone
>i sat and waited
>i watched their hangouts conversations
>i browsed their photos
>i didn't feel anything doubts or worries anymore, i just felt anger
>she was always insecure after boys used her in high school for sex
>i listened to her when she was sad, he doesn't even know
>they're going through a minor tizzy phase right now, it also coincides with her menstruation period (yes, i know when she has her period, like i said, long time friends)
>i'm in his facebook
>i'm ready to send a message to her by "accident"
"was on tuesday, she was in sydney so safe lol"
>picture of him and his last girlfriend
>she has no idea
>this could destroy it
>he'll deny everything
>of course he would
i just need to tell everyone about this sin
i cant let it go, him fucking her
i'll never have her
i swear to christ no one will
>>28672562
Yo mang whereabouts in sydney ma nigga?
>>28672605
she was up with a friend for a one day trip, important business had to take her there.
we're not from sydney of course. not saying more, her boyfriend is a total fucking weeb, he could be here. he could be you. i dont want him being able to point to anything.
>>28672640
I can assure you one hunnet that im not him dw lol. But damn son, way to use your skills to fight le chads!
Can someone explain social media to me?
Why would you want people to know where you are/what you are doing and why do others even give a shit?
I don't get it
I don't really get it either. I mean, I understand being social and sharing your personality and interests (what we do on 4chan basically) but the whole concept of putting yourself out there is so fucked. You're giving bits of yourself away to a big corporate system, where they will stay forever. Each thing you type under your name is a representation of yourself which will stay with you forever past your death and no one seems to give a shit. The internet will still exist in 100s of years and people might use your dumb shit for their research papers.
People are so narcissistic these days they actually think hundreds of people give a shit about what they say. It may even be true for them, but it never will be for us. No one will ever give a shit about what we have to say.
When idiots obsess over what brand of toothpaste their favorite celeb uses they get it in their heads that Everyone must give a shit, SO if they lay out every insignificant detail of their mundane lives for all to see people will obsess over them too, right??
what do you guys think of curly hair?
I think it makes him look likeRICK JAMES, BITCH!
One step closer to human hair
>>28672580
>>28672695
i mean on females or males, not this particular person
what's your opinion on it's appearance/aesthetics?
i always hear stacies complimenting minorities for their curly hair and shit, so what do you all think?
I'm traveler from the year 2052.
Ask me anything.
>>28672418
We have any hope of becoming type 3 civ or are already?
>>28672418
Did the army of the 12 monkeys do anything?
>>28672418
any countries disappeared from the map?
Will you date a /fit/ femanon?
No. Visible muscles aren't attractive in the least. Women feel nice when their skin is soft and pleasant.
Why is it all fit women's armpits are disgusting?
Also no, they're masculine and ugly.
>>28672396
post your ass and thighs.
then we'll talk.
Biceps is nothing to me, im no gay lover.
Is not sharing your gf a sign of insecurity?
>>28672378
Insecurity sounds like some kind of jewish control scheme t b h
no. my wife cheated on me 3 times before i finally realised how selfish i was being for not only being unable to cater her sexual needs, but to also unable to encourage and nurture her desire to have sex with hordes of other men. today, im am in a very wonderfull open marriage where my wife is allowed to have sex with many men even without condoms. in fact, she is out with one of her "favourites" as i type this out right now and won't be back for a day or so.
This has greatly improved mt marriage and i would never have it any other way.
>>28672552
How many sons does your wife have?
download gigs of femdom yesterday, watched a ton of it non stop while edging and then i listened to a JOI video tellingme to lay on my bacj and to cum in my own mouth (while trying to suck my own dick). Thought it would be EXTREMELY HOT so i tried it......
After i did this, the spell was lifted. I legit sat down for 20 mins in silence thinking about my life and what i've been doing so far and how i managed to get to this point
It's weird to say but..something inside me changed
I strongly believe it's in my best interest to delete everything i downloaded.
I am disgusted,extremely disgusted
>>28672351
This feeling will last exactly until the next time you're horny.
>>28672351
It'll still be there. Waiting. And you'll want another taste of it.
>>28672527
amen nigga
exactly what happens.
You just experienced kenjataimu..
Good god just end it all right now. Life as an emotional loser manlet is so fucking awful. Not a single girl has ever shown interest in me throughout my entire life. I've always looked like a fucking child and been treated like one and internalized those feelings. I have a permanent lack of self esteem. I guess that means I don't deserve love from the opposite sex, right? Hahahaha. I've never met a girl who wants to be with a guy who's emotional like me. Whenever I get close to a girl, they quickly distance themselves from me, and I don't blame them. I just assume that most people don't like me. I'm too paranoid. I am the literal opposite of what every girl wants
>5'6"
>Young-looking
>Emotional
>Not overly-aggressive
Fuck fuck fuck fuck why do people like me exist? I wish I could have just been aborted. I can't even describe this feeling that I get of absolute self-hatred. If I'm left alone with my thoughts for more than an hour, I have a mental breakdown. I cry myself to sleep every night. This world wasn't made for me. I'm pathetic. I just got done looking at myself in the mirror and punching myself in the face. Smacked myself with a TV remote, too. Whenever I get like this, I can barely breathe. My fucking chest hurts. Kill me fuck fuck fuck. I'm too much of a pussy to even kill myself over this.
Just forget about women already; you'll be happier
>>28672302
>Young-looking
>Emotional
>Not overly-aggressive
which means your testosteron levels are fucked up. get a blood test and ask for injections.
you should kill urself. i was 182 cm (6'2'' for amerifats) when i was 15
