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>Dad tells me to get a job
>Always wanted to make AMVs professionally
>Thought I could live off of Youtube money if my AMVs were good enough
>Told my dad about my aspirations the other day
>He bullies me and calls me a faggot
>Makes me cry
>Takes away my Madoka figgy and my daki
>Haven't left my room in three days
>No more food and I'm hungry, but I'm afraid to leave
>>28673469
Anon just go get some food, and if you see your dad just say you are sorry. Then say you will start looking for a job on the weekend.
>>28673469
>Thought I could live off of Youtube money if my AMVs were good enough
well post your channel then anon. do you have a patreon? If I like your stuff I will give you $10 a month, let's prove your dad wrong
>>28673507
Yeah - do this. Your dad will think more highly of you I guarantee it. Plus you don't even need to find a job.
Why is it ok for women to be vocal about their preferences, but a guy will be demonized for the same thing?
>>28673432
It's called double standards, and they're a two-way street e.g. a man who sleeps with many women is a stud whereas a woman who sleeps with many men is a slut. That's just how it is. Everything's biopsychosocial.
because women have to have their cake and eat it too. how new are you??
>>28673432
Good question. Why haven't we addressed this yet?? Let's talk about it now, for the first time.
>Was "That kid" in every group of friends I had
>Last to be heard, first to be left behind
>People talked over me
>People called me out when I tried to keep talking
>Just wanted friends
>I would always end up getting teased and I never knew how to comeback at people
>Would always come up with responses in my head 10 minutes later
>Used to just join them in making fun of me in hopes they would stop
>I was weak and still am
>People still ignore me in conversation constantly
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>28673363
>tfw no shitpost gf
>>28673363
should have got some nerdier friends. or where you in the nerdiest group already
you were the beta of the betas?
>>28673363
TFW that was me I hate my highschool life.
Why do u promote virgin walk meme so much? Soon it will become viral and will be just another tool to make fun out of us. But we cant it stop it right now anyway...
There is no virgin walk. It's just an r9k meme.
What exactly is virgin walk, guise?
Because it's so stupid and funny at the same time. I just can't stop laughing when a guy tries to play moves on me and act all cool while obviously doing the virgin walk. Like, god, leave me alone lol
Did that robot in singapore the other day end up burning himself
Oh yeah, I forgot all about him.
No, the vid was made months prior and there was no news of a burning man
>>28673283
disappointing as fuck
>Met a girl ive been flirting with for almost 6 months
>We go to her place
>Smoke weed, fuck, drink and just talk all night
>She tells me she has feelings for me and I tell her the same
>She tells me she wants to see me again
>Fuck I Havent been this happy in years
>Write to her
>No answer
Please, can any woman please explain this to me? What did I do wrong?
This is killing me..
>>28673253
why do you want to understand women? women understand women and they all hate each other. just accept what happened and vow to destroy every woman that you can. it's what gave my life purpose to be honest
How long ago did you write, and how?
How long does she normally take to reply?
>>28673292
Yesterday, she stopped answering when I asked her if she wants to meet up..
weird guys like us wont get any girl cause we are to weird to be a life partner.
we love something that girl consider unmanly, we have a bad mentality, coward, big talk, bad sense of humor, fat, ugly.
is choosing the loner path is the best option for us all?
>>28673190
I've been a loner growing up my whole life. It's a better option than going to hang out with "normies" since all the times I did I wished I was at home doing something else.
>>28673409
im afraid that ill end up poor because im too passive in social :/
>>28673190
>tfw you are afraid of 2D girls breaking your heart
I can't enjoy my romance mango anymore senpais
Cuck-a-doodle-do
Better hurry up. Traffic is slready congested.
>it's 4am here
>I don't have to be at work until noon tomorrow
>my commute is a 15 minute walk
tfw work from home
Jokes on you, I was fired last week.
>Brendan Fraser now works as a professional Sandwich Artist at Subway
Is there a bigger fall from grace than this?
JUST ham and cheese for me thank you
He's stupid and should have invested in a good sitcom when he was younger instead of films. More money for when you're older. Tim Allen's doing it right. His show is actually pretty good too. The goth daughter is sexy as fuck.
Does Brendan Fraser know he's an internet meme? Is he aware of the JUST fuck my shit up stuff?
Loner thread
For those of us who have literally no friends at all.
Why do we have no friends fellow anons?
who /only friends are my drug dealers/ here?
>Why do we have no friends fellow anons?
Because I don't want any.
Having friends takes up up too many resources.
how do I make friends. I moved around too much growing up so I'm socially inept. :(
This is the official HOMEWORK HELP THREAD.
I'm having trouble in school guys, if I don't hand in my homework by tomorrow the teacher says i'm going to have to repeat.
What is 2x + 10 = 0
>>28673071
x = -5
Pwpeirhfhslap
>>28673095
how'd you get the answer?
2x+10=0
2x=0-10
x=-10/2
x=-5
honestly how old are you
Does anyone else have a fascination with staring at yourself in the mirror for lengthy periods of time.
Probably one of my weirder traits. I find it so captivating. I don't mean like looking at yourself in the mirror and motivating yourself or evaluating yourself. I just mean straight up staring at yourself. Sometimes I'll just stare at myself in the mirror for half an hour to an hour without moving.
yeah I kind of do it and trip over all my imperfections sometimes and just staring into my own eyes looks psychopathic
>>28673086
Yeah you might have some underlined dissociation going on
Remember I was excessively looking at myself in the mirror right before I had an existential crisis exacerbated by my dissociation (dp/dr).
If youre not already doing these thingd: Go out and socialise. Try to involve yourself with people. Don't do drugs. Don't stare at a computer screen for 12 hours a day.
Gl and hf
>>28673047
I do, I don't know why since I hate myself.
Sometimes I wonder why I am me and feel a bit disconnected.
I also pick my face for like an hour when I stare at the mirror
scared to go out incase i get raped ;_;
>implying anyone wants you
keep dreaming faggot
>>28673043
If you can give me three good reasons someone would rape you I'll be impressed.
Well if it's Incase you can bet that you will receive a dick in your ass.
who /smelly room/ here? haven't washed my sheets in 2 years
>>28672887
2 fucking years!!! what the fuck! llol
this means I can wash them once a year, comforting
>>28672924
no anon...you're supposed to wash them every day before bed
>ywn grow up in the 50s / 60s and fight in the nam and smoke weed for the first time in a tent with your buddies
>ywn turn on the radio and it aint me is a new and trendy song
its fortunate son
>>28672881
>it aint me
It's called Fortunate Son you fucking 12 year old
>ywn be drafted to vietnam and kill your superiors and desert and live with anarcho-hippies in the mountains and get a based christian hippie wife who plays folk music for you whenever you start to get the fear on lsd
