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You can't tell the truth from your own pet-reality. You constantly fuel your ego with delusions about your abilities and achievements. If you only stopped and admitted that you lie to yourself every single day you might actually achieve something but if you decide to stay with your insecure ego you're only gonna continue to dwell in your own personal hell.
You don't know shit. Stop telling yourself that you know more than the rest of us. We can tell that you're lying. It's long overdue that you grow up and work on your self-reflection.
>>28675081
Are you going to provide some actual examples of how that relates to the real world or just spout nonsense like a poor man's Kamijou Touma?
>>28675081
You see, we are all just brains in jars. Just like that amazing movie, the Adventures of Neo von Woahinstein.
>>28675081
You are right but dont insult people and tell them they dont know shit that just makes people paranoid
>cant get over ex with out finding some one new
>cant find some one new till i get over ex
HELP
Just try not to think about getting a new partner and just be patient for at least 3 years.
It can take a long time.
>date girl for 4 years
>we break up
>cut contact with her for ~2 years
>she fucks other people, gets a new bf, and breaks up with him during this time
>i sit in my room glaring into a screen during this time
>run into her
>she asks if we can be friends again
>think i can be cool about it and just be casual friends with her
>profess my undying love to her within a month
hoo boy am i a cuckold
>>28675075
>ablooblooo I had a partner feel bad for me
Why not become a merchant mariner?
I am a merchant mariner
Its a fucking boring job, uninteresting as fuck and most ships have dogshit facilities
>>28675879
Do people fish (angling) off the sides of the boat? Is that a thing?
even better, become a submariner
Oh hai wagecuck. Just on my 3rd bottle of Popov. Unlike you, I get to be a spirit conussuer and taste the best vodkas from Italy and Russia. Oh? U can't drink or you'll get fired? Such a petty, since high executives are known to drink scotch throughout the day.
Chow!
I really really really like these threads.
>popov
>best vodka
LOL
>spelling "Ciao" wrong
DOUBLE LOL
>>28674985
Chow is something dogs eat, or how your mom calls you to dinner.. Ciao is how you say goodbye in Italian.
You walk in on your femboy oneitis being fucked by this guy. Wat do?
my GF isn't a tranny
I don't have a fembot oneitis because I'm not a faggot so
wait until she's finished and then profess my love to her of course
This creature would you hit it or kill it with fire?
Kill it, chop its ass off and live off that for the next month. I'm not letting food go to waste
>>28674946
>chop its ass off and fuck it for the next month. I'm not letting a good hole go to waste
ftfy
>>28674922
I would chain it in the basement and just feed it snacks for about 12 years until I gain the courage to finally ask it out. Then I come to the conclusion I am just a pathetic waste of my own fluids, my face begins to switch from key to key and then I let go of my existence. The end
By Nikita Coulombe
>America leads the industrialized world in fatherlessness.
>Right now, around 41 percent of children are born to single mothers.
>For women under 30, who bear two-thirds of all children, that rate is 53 percent.
>Many unmarried women are cohabiting with partners at the outset of their children's births, but those couplings disintegrate at twice the rate of marriages.
>In total, about one-third of all children are raised in father-absent homes.
>By some estimates, this means more kids are growing up with televisions in their bedroom than with both of their biological parents.
>Boys are especially affected by this trend. Without positive and consistent male role models, society misses out on much of their constructive potential.
>It's no coincidence 70 percent of male inmates did not grow up with both parents, for example.
>Even for those with fathers, the average school-age boy spends just half an hour per week in one-on-one conversation with his father, according to David Walsh, founder of Mind Positive Parenting.
>"That compares with 44 hours a week in front of a television, video game screen, [and] Internet screen," he says. "I think that we are neglecting our boys tremendously. The result of that is our boys aren't spending time with mentors, with elders, who can really show them the path, show them the way of how it is that we're supposed to behave as healthy men."
>Across the board, children with intact families have more advantages than their fatherless peers.
>A report published by The Center for Disease Control and Prevention says children of married biological parents or adoptive parents are healthier, have fewer definite or severe emotional or behavioral difficulties and are less likely to grow up in poverty.
>They also have more friends.
http://elitedaily.com/life/culture/how-society-is-failing-fathers-photos/1069521/
bump 4 discussion
This is what hypersexualized feminism and a war on males will get you; enjoy
>>28675001
Can you elaborate a little bit about the "war on males" concept?
>can't improve my life or become a success while I am crippled by depression
>Without the support of others; a gf or some one to give me emotional support and affection I cannot stop being sad
>No one will value my existence until I become successful so I can't get that support
What do
I want someone to value my existence. I want to feel wanted. I am in pain pls help.
>Upside down picture
Why, OP?
>>28674799
Thanks for your help friend! Phone must've been upside down.
Also, your hair is pretty thin, so growing it out was a bad idea 2bh.
Not one of those faggots that tell guys to cut their long hair because s/he can't stand people being different, by the way. I have long hair too. Yours just looks kind of bad...
19th May 2016
>what have you accomplished in almost half year of 2016?
>>28674729
How is half the year gone already. What the FUCK?
>>28674729
push pressed 60kg which was a new best for me. Also got fired for the first time.
>>28674733
Nothing interesting has happened.
There is no progression.
You wait day-to-day for anime.
>only "meat" I eat is canned tuna
>apparently been eating more than 1.5x my weekly "limit" for mercury everyday (so 10x the weekly limit per week)
Is this the reason I have autism?
>>28674695
no but it is bad for you
>>28674695
The only way you could be ingesting a toxic amount of mercury as a fully-grown male from canned tuna is if you're eating like, half a dozen cans a day.
You don't, right?
>>28674695
90 percent of nutrition advice is pure bullshit
Everything described in the title.
GO GO GO
>>28674591
how many times did she tell you that she was a vegan
What did her cunt smell like?
>>28674654
She didn't really say much during the act, but afterwards smiled, and said "Now you know vegans fuck best, right, Anon?".
I nod.
Actually she was the second worst fuck I ever had though.
There is this girl I like that goes to my college. We have only talked a few times, but I want to get to know her more and be with her. She dosen't have any kind of online social media like facebook or something. Only way to contact her online seems to be by gmail. I'm guessing she has a phone, but I don't have her number. What I did at first was look up her scheduele online and whenever she had class I would just happen to be nearby. This worked a few times, but only twice did we really talk. Other times was only passing hello or I missed her. I was going to keep doing this until we knew each other enough to exchange phone numbers, but problem is summer break is coming up. We only have 1 week of schedueled classes left, then we have exams coming up. So, anyone got any advice on what to do?
>>28674468
>ftw this could be an anime plot
find her next class, "trip" over her and grab her tits
>>28674468
You could just be up front about it and say you would like it if you could get to know each other better. Ask her out for coffee or whatever normies do.
DAE miss the comfort in being sad?
>>28674446
Yeah.
I felt happier when I was ready to kill myself. It felt so good as I was actually doing it, then I fucked it up. I felt like I finally had a solution to all this, like I had figured it out for myself, and all of it was going to be over soon. But now that I'm forcing myself to go through with life again, I see no possible way to find happiness, and things just seem to get worse and worse. I feel like I'm just tumbling further and further down a hill. I've actually started fantasizing about suicide again despite not planning to try going through with it again just because its a nice thought. Who knows, at this rate maybe I'll try again, and hopefully this time I won't fuck up.
>>28674446
>DAE-
No, literally no one else in the world ever does anything like you. You are completely unique, and there is literally not a single person that ever existed or will exist that is similar to you.
>>28674750
When I was feeling like this, this image helped me for some reason.
>>28674775
Th-thanks!!
>26 years old
>ED
>unable to maintain an erection for more than a few seconds now
>only jerk off once every few days instead of everyday
>SSRI induced sexual dysfunction has only increased with time (8 years)
I hate this shit
>>28674440
Just upgrade to a trap.
>>28674440
pretty much the same shit here but i don't even take SSRIs, i only took seroxat twice for a few months but it didn't do much for me so i gave up
i do have lots of anxiety and depression in my life though, i live extremely sedentary too, nowdays even if i get an erection most porn still feels disgusting and depressing to watch and my glans always feels really soft compared to the shaft
more and more often i find myself wishing i was never born
>Come on, anon, stick it in!
Hey anon ! Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ?
It's a banana and a whole load of spaghetti.
>mfw me and my boss went to have coffee with his collegue actually carrying bananas in our pockets because our hands were full
>>28674406
wtf
arms too bony
hands too long
forehead too long side ways
mole on face
one grey hair on her left shoulder
