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>women can't be robots
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agafia_Lykova
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFK3DJ7Kn6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt2AYafET68
God I would like to fuck her.
Just image being with that hot ass in middle of nowhere
>>28679278
you will have to answer to God for this post
DUDE ELECTRIC POWER LMAO
What were they thinking?
>>28678757
Is this fucking train B8???
Seriously anon. Why?
>>28678953
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EMD_GM10B
>>28679355
So they built a Europooor loco. Most roads there run this way. We didn't invest in that kind of infrastructure because muh oil.
![Portrait_de_Suzanne_Valadon_par_Henri_de_Toulouse-Lautrec[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CBS75aW.jpg "Portrait de Suzanne Valadon par Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec[1]")
Does anybody else have a real problem with just caring?
I know I should get a gf, friends, a job, etc. I know I would be happier with them, and I want them.
However, I find it really difficult to actually care.
I keep up a basic standard of hygiene and fitness (inb4triggered) and I'm not some enlightened wizard who has ascended beyond the realm of women.
Same.
I havent put in an honest effort into my homework since elementary school and because of that im on my 4th year of community college and basically nothing done.
I will know theres work to do but i just cant do it. I know i should and ill get extremely stressed out knowing i should but i just cant NOT get distracted by 4chan and games that havent been fun in years.
Oh well. Theres always next year right?
>>28678735
I did but it stemmed from low selfesteem.
I've since started compulsively pursuing anything I find remotely interesting and I'm happier for it.
I feel pretty detached but I wouldn't call that not caring. I'd miss a lot of things even if losing them wouldn't cause me to suffer.
>>28678964
Perhaps I should look into detachment and what causes it. I probably have a problem somewhere...
What are some sure fire ways that cause girls to be attracted to you?
>Not fat
>Ride a motorcycle
>healthy long hair
>own a medium to large size dog
>have a non autistic hobby, better if it's somewhat athletic
>>28678734
Get a hot grill to friendzone you and start going out with her, you instantly gain 2 to 3 on the attraction scale (as long as you don't act as an orbiter)
>Posts about how to get girls
>lists owning a motorcycle and having long hair
>howdoiholdallofthesekeks.png
>>28678734
Money
Not ofiginal
>when /r9k/tards say it's hard to talk to ladies
you guys are pathetic, seriously just be yourself
Asian males are the exaggerated version of white males
It literally is that easy.
>>28678646
proud of you anon. keep it up, one day she'll let you watch her getting fucked
Are you a manly man's man, or a girly boy?
>are you a morbidly obese powerlifting beardo who can't run for more than five minutes, or are you a trap
can I just have the goat? I don't even want a car
>>28678636
>boy scout since 6
>survived a culturally enriched school system
>survived a minor avalanche
>went to maritime highschool for 4 years
>spent half a year out at sea when 18, working in the engine department
>went to army basic training during winter, finished the Soldiers Test March with bleeding toenails and diarrhea with 20 minutes to spare
>am now working in a factory, got a beard at lvl 22
>spending most of my summers going to different LARP event to run around in armor and beating fa/tg/uys with latex foam (dildos) swords
At the end of the day I just sit down with a cup of tea and shitpost on the internet or play some vidya if I have the energy to do it. I don't feel that manly but looking back I probably should
>>28679368
UK fag? Did you fail your cadetship or something? Why aren't you an EOOW?
You know the drill guys
lets be even more sad than we usually are, get those words of your chest
>>28678622
>imagining all the lonely souls writing away right now
does not feel good
>>28678679
that's the point, friend
Dear,
I don't miss the time we were together, I was over it as fast as you were. But sometimes I miss the times we used to talk to each-other normally. I wish we could be friends again. I need somebody, anybody.
this thread on this forum like /r9k/ legitimately made me want to kill myself
so fucking brutal
do NOT read if you don't want to feel like total shit for an entire week
http://lookism.net/Thread-you-will-NEVER-be-a-skater-in-the-2000s-kill-your-fucking-self
bump
blox blox bl000x
>>28678605
>OP fag wants to kill himself
>anons ask him for the resulting REKT video
>OP fag doesn't deliver
WTF
>b&
>>28679496
if I kill myself I won't record it for a bunch of losers on 4chan
>neighbors are smoking weed on the patio
>call the cops
>ok sir we're sending a unit
>pls hurry
>>28678397
>officer responds within minutes
>badge number 420
>hits bong
>leaves
Thanks nigger.
>see black guy walking down the street from a distance
>call the police
>"yes someone is trying to break into my house"
>"ok sir calm down. we'll send someone right over. what does this person look like?"
>"he's a black male. pls hurry"
>police rush to my house and pick the black guy up for questioning
D E V I L I S H
>>28678397
>tfw all my neighbors are senile and have lived here since the 50s
>tfw they will never know I smoke weed
Is it better to embrace one's circumstances in life, accepting the role in life you were born into and being the best you can at it, or should one aspire to be more than this god-forsaken world will ever allow? Is it even possible to change in such a way? The risk of failure is quite high, but if you succeed the greatness of your rewards would be unfathomable to the world before. Is a life in this material plane even worth living if we don't strive for such success?
The secret to life is just being yourself
>strive for success
What a fucking meme
>>28678453
I don't mean a job, money, or even a gf. I mean a deep seated feeling of satisfaction, doing what you know is right, and being truly content with life. A feeling that makes happiness pale in comparison.
My shits are always very hard and my ass often bleeds when I shit. It looks bad seeing how the blood drips into the toilet, and the first couple of swipes leave the toilet paper bright red. But it doesn't hurt at all and doesn't keep bleeding after I wipe.
Do I just need to drink more water or what?
Pic not related
Drink more water and eat more fiber. Light exercise helps, too. Keep things clean so your hemorrhoids don't wind up infected.
>>28678354
More water, more fiber, and if that doesn't help get some stool softener
Those are some thick ass pancakes, dude.
Gun shot to head confirmed on being best way of dyeing. This article claims that your brain is still active after you die for up to 3 minutes naturally, and that you will feel "overpoweing fear".
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/technology/scientists-have-finally-proven-that-there-is-life-after-death-but-we-might-not-be-going-to-heaven/ar-BBtef9I?li=BBoPWjQ&ocid=wispr
>3 minutes
Oh fuck
>>28678266
Holy hell are those comments cringe-inducing
I like how the article cites zero sources
>>28678266
Well that's fucking awful
ITT we tell each other which skills we're trying to learn, or want to learn. Also talk about the problems you're facing while learning said skills.
I'll go first:
Does mechanical engineering or electrical engineering require more math? I want to learn either because I want to invent stuff but I don't like the math involved.
>everything
>I'm literally (literally) mentally retarded, as in, have even trouble remembering which thread I posted in five seconds ago
Suicide is only solution.
>>28678226
Both require a pretty good amount of math, yeah, but a lot of it comes down to etablished formulas and equations.
I really wish I had more room to myself, particularly in my yard so I could learn homebrew blacksmithing and other metallurgy stuff, like casting bullets from lead and reloading by hand.
Also, beekeeping
>>28678263
>everything
Iktfb, everything seems kinda interesting.
>literally mentally retarded
Explain yourself. Half the time I hear this shit it's just someone who lacks confidence. I don't remember in which thread I posted five seconds ago either, because I don't have any attention span at all.
Who /icecream/ here
>>28678187
black cherry fudge ice cream is GOAT
can't remember brand. it's from a carton
i like icecream anon
Hit up birthday cake ice cream
![65363-Black-Hippie-Dude-Wig-With-Headband-large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JUr4WCt.jpg "65363-Black-Hippie-Dude-Wig-With-Headband-large[1]")
Post ITT if you are a child of the 60's.
Bonus points if your parents were hippies.
Double bonus points if you were bought up in a hippie commune.
Triple bonus points if you continue your parents legacy as a hippie.
Peace & Love man.
>Hippie
>on r9k
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT TOP KEK
Your parents, and you, are wastes of space
Take a bath faggot
kys,
Killth thy self.
End your life
In others OP,
Kill yourself.
![1144.1282831852[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rJEErUC.jpg "1144.1282831852[1]")
