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Do you ever feel like slicing balloon tits off?
>>28683699
No
I want to bury my face in them while they are still attached to the woman thank you
>>28683761
but if you slice them off you can use them for cooking
>>28683812
No thanks Dr. Lector.
>sex is now a common topic of discussion on /r9k/
>virgins are now a minority here
... you know guys this board feels like it's changed a lot in the past year... I don't think it's redeemable at this point...
It's virgins trolling virgins
Good. You pathetic virgins overstayed your welcome. This board was never for you.
>>28683651
>It's virgins trolling virgins
it's not mate. lots of people unironically talk about having sex and having gf and shit. i dont know if its just been particularly bad in the last few days but it seems there are hardly any robots here anymore
I want to cook a steak and get some McDonald's fries to go with it.
The question is do I cook the steak first then buy the fries, or buy the fries then cook the steak?
Serious question, this is probably the hardest decision I have to make in months.
>Pic semi-related
Buy fries. Keep warm in oven. Cook steak.
>>28683618
>America runs on Dunkin
>Made in China
>>28683618
Is that supposed to be the shape of a rat or a mouse or something?
>tfw the suicide thoughts are back
>if I was a gril everyone would care
>am man so no one cares
It's not fair lads
>>28683587
if it makes you feel better i wouldnt care even if you were a girl
>>28683627
Good women are trash
>>28683587
its as fair as it is to the rest of us, crybaby
>fell for the "having sex with a girl will make you happy" /r9k/ meme
>improve myself socially and physically
>end up banging cute above-average girl
>still not happy
>bang ugly girl
>still not happy
>bang 10/10 model status girl
>still not happy
>end up having sex with 8 girls in total
>HIV positive
Thanks /r9k/
>>28683548
at least you can finally die
>>28683548
>>HIV positive
no you can have sex with all the gay black guys you want though
see we helped you
so..... you're welcome?
>>28683548
how did you do it anon
im still a prisoner of the meme
have any of you guys touched the Jew wall?
I have not
I built it
>>28683301
I've touched the vaginal walls of many jews does that count
>>28683301
that's me on the left taking a picture. I pissed onto the wall after the jews left with the old dude
>be 20
>last year of high school
>held back just because of literal autism
>have a couple of classes with a girl
>she tries to advance on me every day I see her
>brush it off and tell her how Hitler was right
>she keeps trying to flirt with me
>MFW I deny getting a GF
>TFW no GF
>>28683253
>>be 20
>>high school
kekkles
>>28683253
what kind of girl would hit on a 20 year old still in high school?
she was fat and autistic guaranteed
>>28683370
No, she's a fucking skeleton half-spic half-monkey chick. And she wears makeup. No pics because that's more disgusting to me than what you described.
The only reason that doggystyle is most women's favorite sex position is so that she doesn't have to look at your face and can imagine someone better fucking her
>>28683229
I guess faggot.
Women will stop talking to you.if they see one piece of anime merchandise in your house.
>>28683229
Same the other way around
post in here if your parents are twats.
>be me
>my mom keeps harassing me to find a job
>my dad says im too old to play with action figures so he bagged up all my toys and donated them
>they force me to eat vegetables
>my allowance hasnt gone up in 10 years
>they limit my computer time and game time
im sick of their shit. im 26 and they treat me like a child.
>>28683143
>>they limit my computer time and game time
fuck that
Fucking cunts. You should consider suing
>>28683143
>le faggotte
Only one more day left, wagecuck.
>>28683110
I work Saturday too
If I didn't lie about religious beliefs, I'd work Sunday too
>>28683110
jokes on you, I work weekends
>You have been muted for 4096 seconds
>>28683110
Thisis true of THIS week.
NEETS, how many hours of beauty sleep do you get? I get around 16. Minimum to feel ok is 12 hours though.
>>28683053
Thisis what I'm trying to get: at least 8 hours, preferably more.
>>28683053
Have fun with that heart disease.
>>28683053
that's a sign of depression, you're literally sleeping your youth away. You can't get these years back, you can sleep when you're old or you will regret it.
>gf's friend comes over and they talk in the other room
>I hear the friend say "chad is like a more handsome version of anon, haha" and gf says "yeah haha"
Dont get a gf
Breakup before you get cucked
>>28683031
seems like a troll thread
>>28683068
I can't, I never jump to conclusions.
how do people even get gfs? where does one even meet women? tell me normies!!! give the answers so i can get a gf!!!
>>28682941
FUCK I'M SO UGLY FUCKING HEELLL.
I ALSO MANAGED TO COMPLETLY FUCK UP MY HAIR BUZZING THEM LIKE A FUCKING SOCIOPATH
>>28682941
Try hook up sites pham
>>28682941
FUCK THEY ARE TERRIBLE
THEY ARE CURLY ON THE SIDES AND ASIAN STRAIGHT ON THE TOP FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK I HATE MYSLEF
How much longer do you plan on going on for, before you kill yourself?
I'm planning on sticking around for another 5-10 years, my life is fucked beyond repair and I just want to enjoy whatever's left before I kill myself.
All my threads fucking die, bump.
0riginall
>>28682882
If things dont improve by the time Im 30 I made a vow to an hero.
Too scared to go to Hell. It's not all bad though, life is ups and downs, was real down for a while. Things have been getting better lately, so no complaints.
>using normie instead of normalfag
you got a problem dawg
>>28682861
Good. It makes it easier to spot the tumblr memesters.
>using normalfag instead of normalcool
