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Hey /r9k/ I really like this girl but I don't know how to approach her, I'd say I'm a 7/10 and pretty funny so I think I could stand a chance my only problem is actually approaching her.
Pic is me.
Are you an old lady?
if that pic is you then you have no chance at all just end it now
You're a 4-5/10 friendo
>New teacher at school this year
>Hes pretty cool
>Enter his classroom
>"what the fuck"
>He has multiple my little pony and pokemon posters
>No problem with pokemon (it was a pokemon card club sort-of thing) but automatically assumed he was a fag from the my little pony poster (he also taught the my little pony version of the pokemon club)
>look up his name on google when i find out his first name
>find pics of him in highschool
>he was an emofag, pretty sure he still is
>cool teacher though, the only people who hate him are the ones failing his class
>luckily he has changed from being a complete emofag, but i still am pretty sure he likes panic! at the disco
Baby steps...
>>28689069
Fuck out of here /underage/
I'd fuck your teacher, ngl.
>>28689069
>caring that your teacher is an emofag
emofags were the original robots, my man. besides, who cares what he likes as long as he's a cool dude.
Do normies really find 3D pussy sexy or is it just a meme? I get turned on by 2D pussy regularly, but 3D? Obviously I don't know how they feel, but 80% of them turn me off.
i prefer dicks, personally
>>28689007
It's not so much that vagina is attractive, it isn't it's fucking weird looking. And it's not like it actually smells good either. But having a real vagina in front of me flips some sort of primal switch and gets me super horny. But pictures? No interest, I'll just look at tits.
the fell great but look terrifying
>tfw the girl you used to like in HS is a coalburning wigger at age 20
I mean, I'm over her, but so much for trying to "reconnect".
>>28688956
>tfw the girl you used to like in HS turned out to be an insufferable, vapid hipster cunt, shaved her head, and became a lesbian
Mixed feelings, to be honest.
you people have the worst taste in women
How the fuck do these people get popular by just tweeting generic, boring shit like this? Why would anyone want to hear @fuckallspaces say "This mix is life"
>mfw entering my late 20's alone because scared commit to anyone I get close to and disappoint her
>mfw women within a 100 mile radius somehow know about my womanizing through family or friends or friends of friends
FUCK.
I knew this would all come back to haunt me. All the debauchery and all those nights out. There was this one girl I met about two years ago that I deeply regret everyday no going steady with her. Now that she's in a committed relationship and I'm guessing soon to be engaged (met the guy, a bit of a pussy, but a nice guy nonetheless).
My brothers (older and younger) have been going steady with their girlfriends for at least a year, one is already engaged.
Thinking about packing up and moving elsewhere robotos and starting again. I don't think I have any other choice.
Thinking about a mail-order bride. I can go meet her in a home country and bring her back. Pretend I met her romantically or something.
I love watching Chads be miserable. Hope you die alone anon.
>>28689028
Thing is, I don't see myself as a Chad. I'm only 5'9" and a bit underweight. And I'm not even white. Most of the girls I go for a "wholesome" and not skanks but I guess it really doesn't matter. They all hate me in the end...
![tumblr_nosqrsdLLy1rl7s4eo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CggWCbY.jpg "tumblr nosqrsdLLy1rl7s4eo1 1280[1]")
>Hey, anon! Anon! Do you like my costume? Do you think it's cuuuuuute~?
>>28688882
I hope anzu likes black guys
Normies, tell me what boobs feel like.
>>28688911
Bags of sand....no seriously, it's just fat. Kind of like your ass, but not quite.
Who here /smartrobot/ here? I am unironically one of the smartest people I know. I have a tested IQ of 150 and am currently studying at one of the top schools in the country (not going to name it, obviously) double majoring in physics and english at the top of nearly all of my classes. And as to the reason that I'm posting on the asshole of a Chinese cartoon board: I, as fedora-tipping as this is, fucking hate stupid people. I feel like throughout my life, as misguided as this is, I've been wronged by the world by having to be in the presence of people slower than me. I simply can't connect with these people on a level that is meaningful to me. In addition, my higher consciousness of the world has made it so that I've been in a constant existential crisis since around 12 years old, which at this point, is getting ridiculous. It has advanced far beyond the "le lyfe has no meaning meme," as well, to the point where my acute awareness of consciousness itself is nearly unbearable, for a variety of reasons. I've gotten laid, and this hasn't helped me: my problems are a lot more advanced than shit like that. Can anyone else relate? I'm sure there's at least one person like me around here.
>>28688863
have a you smarty
>I've been wronged by the world
and what are you gonna do, make the world to apologize?
>>28688863
You're too pompous, until you've made any meaningful discoveries or contributions to our understanding of the world you're no more valuable than the rest of the 7 billion people on earth.
nah ur dumb as fuck
>tfw no first chair bf
first chair
a musician in an orchestra taking lead position playing a particular instrument; seated closet to the audiencenice digits
>tfw qt overwatch bf
>>28688777
>TFW NO QT SKIER GF
It hurts desu fampi. Pls be gf
Would you willingly bring another human into this world?
Sure, might be interesting.
No, because I'm one of the antinatalist master race
>> can a group that doesn't reproduce be called a race???
It really depends on how selfish I'm feeling at that particular moment in time.
what is more scary, goblin or ghost?
>goblin
fast
small
jewish
might be in your basement
>ghost
invisible sometimes
make spooky noises
might not be jewish, but might be
might be in your house
One is real. The other isn't
>originaldeo koksal baba
Ghosts exist, and can mess with you in real life. Goblins are a creature from fantasy.
Jews are a creature from fantasy. Ghosts and Goblins exist, and can mess with you in real life.
>h-hey anon, its great to f-finally meet, I-I'm really excited to s-see X-Men: Apocalypse w-with you :3
Fuck that. We're gonna go see The Angry Birds Movie.
>tfw this will never happen in real life.
>>28688713
>X-Men: Apocalypse
holy shit fuck off id rather be alone forever
>started shitposting trap threads a couple years back
>tfw this eventually escalated to me buying hormones and girl clothes from the internet and gender transitioning ironically
>tfw just let a man fuck me in the ass for the first time and all I could think of was how angry I was that he was getting to fuck a girl and I wasn't
Don't become a tranny even if it's just ironically. It isn't worth it desu.
>>28688650
>gender transitioning ironically
>>28688650
>he fell for the trap meme
At the end of the day you are taking a dick in your ass while playing dress up poorly. The only good traps are those that start young.
>>28688683
It was just a prank, I didn't really mean to grow tits ;_;
I think I finally know what it's like when you want to kill yourself. I was watching a few videos on youtube. Some art major guy called technical dave. It was about his experiences during his art school years at a school called Sheridan. I got really depressed watching his vids. They were stories of him succeeding and shit even though there were hardships along the way. I started thinking about how all the problems in my life were just me personally. After all this guy is able to be happy and have a good life, with his experiences shaping him rather than breaking him. The world hurt these individuals too, and they cared about the pain that it caused them, just like we all do. The difference being that they move on. At this point I get into the shower. I started thinking about why **I** can't move on, I want to take the next step forward too, after all. I looked into myself and found that what was wrong with me was just...me. All these years I've stayed stagnant while my friends, family, and loved ones moved on. All these fucking years, it was me that was holding me back, not some twisted fate the universe set for me, it was me. And I want to fucking change, I do but fuck...why is it so hard. I thought that I was gonna try to hang myself with the shower tubing right there and started to make some sort of noose with it. I didn't. Maybe it's because of some left over optimism, that's what I would l like to think. Maybe it was some sort of feeling of "what the fuck am I doing, am I really going to die like this? Naked, wet, and hanging off of some shower tubing". Or maybe it's because I'm a coward. Whatever it was, it is the closest I've ever been to trying to kill myself. It probably would've failed anyway, the shower tubing would've likely have just been ripped off the wall. Afterwards I just felt empty. I stepped out of the shower and dried myself with a towel. I went to get a bowl of rice because I felt hungry for some reason. And now I'm here, typing this shit out.
Oh piss, I've come a long fucking way too to whatever success I am right now. I was a dumb kid, I was a dumb teenager, I was hurt, I collapsed, I ran away, I hid, I ran away, I spun out of control and then I got up and made some fucking choices. Those choices all blew up in my face and I ran away again. That time I realized that there was no more running nor hiding so I ended up doing something and now I'm working a "stable" job wage slaving at minimum wage doing what "I love". Its horrible, I hate every fucking day and I hate myself to the point I drink all the time to forget I am me. but hey op, don't take what somebody elses life is and project it onto your own. We are all at our own paces. No two people walk at the same stride so who the fuck cares if some faggot on the internet somewhere pulled through a ton of shit to become successful. I've been brought to hell by not 1 but 2 people and they left me there to climb out of it on my own to have just about nothing but I still carry the fuck on because I still believe tomorrow might be a brighter fucking day. I've gotten so low I've pulled the trigger but life said I was supposed to live it and here I am. Here we all are. You're still alive now pull through what ever real or fake problems you are facing. You can do it. Sink or swim or just float there till you can make the choice. We've all been hollow, we've all been whole and we have all been there before now just get in the fucking boat.
IKTF.
I want to change but I don't even know how.
I would have killed myself already if I had the balls to do it. I want to do it so badly, but like with improving, I don't know how to actually make myself go through with it.
>>28688634
>>28688712
>>28688738
it's true my friend. relying on others for your own happiness and fulfillment is not sustainable in life.
out of all the things you can control, the people around you are not one of them. It's very hard to make the push to better yourself, and everyone struggle with it in their own kind of way. A lot of my friends struggle with finances. Some do so with looks or the opposite sex. I struggle with my awful ability to overthink and under appreciate everything.
We all have a void to fill, and it's up to YOU to fill it with whatever it is that belongs there. Life is the journey to do that. Whether that void gets filled with work, your hobbies, pastimes, or even another person. You need something to distract you from all the bullshit while at the same time being productive.
I just turned 20 last month and I think about killing myself all the time. I also don't think I have the guts to do it. But I scare myself sometimes thinking about it. People on this board are generally pretty hostile, but it's good to get your inner thoughts out somewhere. If there were a safe way for me to reach out more I would without giving away personal info.
Just don't give up.
Have you ever considered the possibility that us robots are not lonely because we're angry, bitter, mentally-ill losers, but that we're angry, bitter, mentally-ill losers because we're lonely? Do you think we came out of the womb disillusioned and jaded? No, we became that way after years of being bullied, harassed, mocked, and excluded by people like you, just because we happened to be shy, happened to be ugly, happened to be different. It's hard to refrain from being a bad person when everyone's going to treat you like one regardless of what you do.
>"Thou calledst me dog before thou hadst a cause. But since I am a dog, beware my fangs."
I know it helps you fucks sleep better at night thinking that everyone here is some cartoonish, evil neckbeard who deserves all of his failures, but we're not and we don't. You think you've earned all your happiness in life but a large part of it comes down to you simply being lucky. You were lucky enough to not have been abused as a child, to grow up with a father, to not develop a mental illness, to not be ugly, and to have positive, encouraging life experiences. Congratulations. How much of that did you earn, honestly? You pride yourselves on your empathy, yet the second someone less-fortunate than you asks you to put yourselves in their shoes, you balk at the prospect and blindly insist that they're virgins, losers, creeps who don't even qualify as human and have no redeemable attributes whatsoever.
I hope your midlife crisis hits you like a fucking wall.
>Do you think we came out of the womb disillusioned and jaded?
I can only speak for myself and I'm sure that I was fucked up from the start. I was born almost 3 months too early, had adhd as a child and still have concentration problems as an adult, as well as a diagnosed dyscalculia.
heavy social anxiety as a child blablabla, the list goes on.
Due to this, I percieved myself as a loser from age 10 onwards and didn't give a shit about education, so I ended up in a job field that is dying out and I'm currently a NEET. I don't give a shit anymore, I never enjoyed reality.
>Have you ever considered the possibility that us robots are not lonely because we're angry, bitter, mentally-ill losers, but that we're angry, bitter, mentally-ill losers because we're lonely?
Yes. And I do believe this happens the vast majority of the time. But you can't blame others for your loneliness. So act, and fix it. /thread
>>28688608
Who cares? You're still miserable and gave no intention changing. Makes for a good daily laugh.
My brother wont stop calling me a bitch
>>28688572
Bitch
originali comentari
Don't call him a bitch, make him your bitch.
>>28688572
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FREtVfKrQWo
