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have any of you anons ever been really sick or otherwise injured?
i had a serious back surgery when i was 17 that took me out of playing soccer in high school but i got better over the years with some limited mobility.
now at 24 i have been sick for a very long time and after tests/scans/biopsy i find out i have enlarged adenoids (similar to tonsils) that will need removal. it isn't a major surgery at all i just hate feeling sick and vulnerable all the times. sickbots will know what this feels like
tl;dr /sickfeels thread
I never had any real serious injuries or illnesses that made me go to the hospital.
My worst? Few years ago, my mom cooked shrimp with expired garlic butter and I got really sick and this was around the time I was playing vice city. I remember violently throwing up multiple times of the day and could not eat shrimp for the entire year because I felt sick whenever I did.
I can also never play vice city because it reminds me of shrimp and vomiting.
>>28691255
if you were just messing with me then 10/10 this was worth a nice chuckle
if you weren't just playing then i am so sorry anon. vice city was gg
I was on the path to becoming Chad, then I got severs disease when I was 13 and couldn't run anymore, walking was painful. I had to quit all sports/outdoor activities and that's when my computer potato lifestyle began.
Fellow robots, when did you realize that wanting to kill yourself was not the norm?
>>28691093
>was not the norm
What do you mean not the norm
There's been three suicides in my alley in the past two years
My country has ~21 per 100000 suicides, too
>>28691093
in n out has chili cheese fries?
>>28691179
those are animal style fries, bro.
ask for it next time
>tfw no qt skinhead gf
i just want someone who can appreciate my superior white genetics and help me pass them on to my future children :(
Those type of skinheads are trash m8
Try to find (kek) a good white women who's conservative and family orientated.
These scene posers are whores and get passed around to everyone.
the only people that bother to look that way now are rich
>>28691092
seriously, what this guy said^
trying to fuck this 4/10 on tinder. worth it? shes obviously the uglier one acting as a chair for stacy
Have fun trying to explain your shriveled up dick
>>28691150
ya idk if i could get it up for this.. kind of a whale desu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NndcK5ZCOo
Penis if you will.....
all i want to do is go on a trip to japan
i have the money and i can get cheap tickets but my anxiety is preventing me from going
i don't want to be alone and have to deal with a language barrier
why couldn't i just have an outgoing personality instead of some awkward asperger shit
>>28690972
Just nod and smile politely and say "Gomenasai" and u will get away with it
>>28690972
My brother went a few years ago with his girlfriend. He said he wouldn't go again because it was too hectic in the city trying to move around with 2 people.
It might be better going by yourself. I dunno. As long as you have an itinerary you can at least plan for most encounters so it wouldn't be too terrible. I'm sure people have video logs of their trips and experiences so maybe you can get some tips from those. If you really want to go to Japan it's not going to suddenly change. From your perspective it's basically just waiting for you to experience it.
Even if you have a bad time with the language barrier it could at least potentially make a good story to talk about. You might even HAVE A GREAT TIME.
>a nation full of autists
>he's even scared to interact with other autists
Appreciation thread for our delicious brown loli aminyan
feel free to post other hot weeaboo girls
o god
post more anons
how in the fuck does she look like that?
isn't she 100% black?
She's a Literal Doll
I think I have a thing for prostitutes. I don't know why. I hate most women, but something about prostitutes makes me confused. I'm not sure if it's attraction or pity or curiosity or respect or something else entirely.
My favorite book character of all time is Sonya, from Crime and Punishment. I've watched Whore's Glory many times now on netflix. I drive downtown in hopes of even catching a glimpse of a hooker; I'd never work up the courage to approach one, I just want to see on from afar, to confirm with my own eyes that they're real.
Do any of you also have an interest in prostitutes over other women? Can I ask why? Maybe if I hear it from someone else, I'll understand why I feel this way.
They are very interesting people to talk. Me and some friends of my, when we still teenagers trying hard to be edgy would go to this decadent bar full of prostitutes, some where nice, they always had stories to tell and they even played snooker with us.
Bro tip: Never go on in a bet snooker game with prostitutes. They'll beat the shit out of you.
>>28691005
Are they controlled by pimps? Did you have to pay to hang with them? Did you end up sleeping with one?
At least they are honest of their intentions, sex in exchange for remuneration that is. Whereas other women attempt to convince themselves & others that they're not gold-diggers.
I believe I've read somewhere that women who have had more sex are "stronger", though by googling now I can't seem to find any studies confirming this. Perhaps if it is true, it could have something to do with it.
Is this the face of r9k? Could this board have saved him?
i'm a victim, this guy was just a stupid asshole.
>>28690908
isn't that the dude who tried to kill Bjork?
>>28691095
yea hes the guy
Hey anon, where's your date for this event?
>>28690830
*Starts sobbing uncontrollably*
>>28690830
She's out there being asked the same question by her boring couple friends
>>28690830
*SLAMS NIGGER ASS ON GROUND IN FRONT OF COUPLE*
"PHEW, this thing was hard to keep carrying around y'know? Anyways let's get to that orgy..."
>2016
>fuckboys on /r9k/ STILL engage in slutshaming
>>28690822
if you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back at you
>>28690822
>girth_matters.jpg
It's genetics you pathetic virgin.
BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
BABY BOY WANT SOME MEATY MEATLOAF
>>28690821
FUCK YEA META LOAF@!!
>>28690821
HELL YEAAAAAAAA
original ASS FUCK
MEATLOAF NOW MEATLOAF NOW
>want to fap really badly
>know I'll feel like shit afterwards if I do
fuck this shit mayne
OP is faggottttttttt again
>>28690739
Edge. Once mastered, you can have near limitless fapping without the post-jizz hangover.
Distract yourself, within 15 min. the urge will fade away. You know that, OP.
Robots im scared.
I took 5 mg hydrocodone and when I took it I forgot I had a shot a few hours before hand.
Am I safe? What can I do?
snort more hydros
ur fucked better take more to ease the suffering
when I used to snort mad oxy's and hydro's my main thing was staying up for a little bit. so I suggest is to stay up for about two hours at the least so you don't fall asleep and die... is it facts?? idk but it feels like it.
>Think that cute girl is FINALLY into you
>She's just someone that's nice to everyone
We....we have so much in common too.....
>>28690667
Ask her out nigger.
>>28690667
I made that mistake too. Oh well
>>28690696
>Take to her for a good two weeks
>We talk about all sorts of things like our hobbies, interests, what we're doing with our lives etc
>Start feeling hope, joy, maybe my time has finally come
>Suddenly she becomes significantly more attractive and interesting
>Ask her to hang out
>Stops responding
Least I tried right.....heh heh...
It's even signed by the smug little shit himself
Do you even know about high dads?
Proptip: You don't
>>28690640
its glorious where did you get it anon
>>28690660
i have a nice high dad somewhere but my pictures are such an unorganized clusterfuck that i can't find it
not op btw
