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>tfw small dick
This is one of the worst things to have. I mean it isn't terminal disease tier but it's still pretty fucking brutal. It doesn't matter how tall, rich, strong or handsome you are if you have a small penis. Even if you do manage to bag a gf they'll just cheat on you.
How do I get over these feels? Is it even possible?
>>28689559
It's impossible pretty much.
That's why you browse this place now your psyche knows it's the trash heap you belong in.
>I hide all dick size threads
I hate you OP. I wish you'd kill yourself. Of all the things in this world you could talk about you chose your dick. We could talk about art, video games, anime, fuck we could talk about masturbating. Anything but dicks. I wish I could kick you in yours. I wish I could chop it off so you had no dick at all then you would wish you had your small one back.
I am a girl. I dont like penetration sex. So small penis isnt a deal because of this. Find someone like me.
Specify on your online dating profile.
Your workout of the day
Last two digits datermine how much push ups you do
Post your workout music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEuiZFb2wHY
>>28689535
Aight rolling for my number, if robots want to improve we should at least do it together
Song: Chimaira - Scapegoat
>>28689535
roll
Fucking hell... Gordo.. Ca[aoksiosjdfauidfhuikj
>>28689535
tbo I would tbo tbo
If and when the time comes for you to kill yourself, how do you want to go?. I myself would like to get into a car, brand new wheels, new oil, high octane in the tank, preferably a car with little to no crumple zone, a song I like is playing on the radio, night time, and I go down an empty road at 300 mph and crash into a wall.
>>28689500
I wanna freeze to death in the snow while drunk and listening to nice music. The comfiest death, booze stops you feeling the cold while ironically speeding your death by lowering core temperature.
>>28689500
Smoke a cig, then jump off a cliff and have my body eaten by wolves
>>28689500
I'm probably not going to kill myself I'll just live on being pathetic, there's always drugs to suppress the pain if it comes down to it.
However my earlier fantasies included going off in to the woods on a camping trip and putting a single shell in my shotgun and then blowing my brains out in the cool morning air perhaps.
Fookin wymyn amirite?
>>28689495
Iron man numbers
Context behind this anon.
>>28689495
aye
bloxxbloxx123
original
this is an original comment
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Does it hurt to start drinking before 21.
i don't know
i started when i was 16-17
>>28689491
yes, it is ILLEGAL
it hurts to drink after 21, it hurts all the time.
WHATHAPPENEDD
DAY TOOKER
bigdaddydien did
>>28689478
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*grasps for air*
Well
>tfw tranny game designer
>tfw severe depression because your partner in a polyamorous relationship didn't make your dream video game for you
Does /r9k/ know that kokoro wish feel?
>>28689458
i am NOT reading all those words
>>28689458
this went right over my head
>>28689458
what is the context of this shit?
I don't get any.
wtf I's this supposed to be?
What's the best method of mining (You)s?
>>28689375
>as a fembot...
>>28689375
pretend to be a female with an asian or black boyfriend
mention how you are so lonely
mention how you farted during your period and it forced out a huge muscus covered blood splooge and your boyfriend was nice enough to suck it out of your vagina before you went to have some fun with your best friend chad
Post like you don't even want them
Wife needs to
>be completely dependent on me for survival
(completely)
>be glad to have 8 kids
>loves getting beaten when she's misbehaving
What about you robots?!
Partner need to
>have taken at least one gender studies course so they're aware of their own oppression
>is open for adoption preferably for underprivileged children
>is willing to have an open relationship
So hard to find a nice girl and it's 2016
About to get married.
I will lurk here to see how well I did / if I should back out at the last minute.
>>28689297
that image is nasty!
you people are really sick
Hey, robots, Let me tell you the story of Josh. My pants-on-head retarded coworker.
>be new to my job as a line cook
>local chain restaurant
>been there a couple months but still the newest
>hear from my supervisor we are getting a new cook
>excited because all the other cooks are kinda cool
>I don't work his first day but my supervisor tells me he didn't do too well
>"he is just new he will get there in time"
>one day I check the schedule and I'm working the same shift as him
>"Hey my little dude what up?!"
>real big guy about 40 years old (I was 18 at the time)
>"How you been little bro? I'm new my names Josh. How long you been here? Oh you're new too? Oh cool blah blah blah"
>Will. Not. Shut. Up.
>get put on same position as him
>thisshouldbefun
>I tell him to let me take all the orders and he can do the easy stuff
>he finally shuts up and starts to work
>I tell him to make a bacon turkey Swiss sandwich
>"Uhhh I'm new what's on a bacon turkey Swiss again...?"
>MFW what's on a bacon turkey Swiss?
That was only day one. I have plenty more stories if anyone is interested.
Leave Josh alone.
>>28689293
Dump yer stories lad
>>28689293
dude i wouldn't know how to make a fucking sandwich that tasted good
i was a dishwasher for a while, and i even sucked at that sometimes when it was busy. if i tried to be a cook id be screwed
Guis bls helb.
A girl has had a crush on me for a while, but she's crazy and bipolar and way too skinny for me. I have to see her soon because I said I would, and I want to let her down easy.
How do I friend zone her while also keeping myself from using her? I'm afraid that I'll string her along and use her for easy sex because I'm a sexually repressed autist, but I'm an autist with a moral code and I can't allow myself to use her.
What would you do?
HELP ME
BLS
I can speak with some experience, OP, just sit down with some tea, or something nice to drink i don't care, and just let her know that you like someone else
she may react violently, but just say, "Hey, I thought we were good friends, I still want to stay friends with you."
Don't do it. Is she really that hooked to you?
If she tries anything, tell her you don't see her that way, etc.
Anon, why'd you think you had an std? You do know you need to have sex for that to happen, right?
you can get them from toilet seats dumb cunt.
>>28689181
>had sex with a druggy slut for months
>she was shooting up and sleeping with random dudes during this time
>too scared to get tested
Unrelated to thread by reminded me
>Getting physical a month ago for school sports.
>"Oh Annon your Doctor called in sick today but we can find someone else to help you out :)"
>Go to room.
>Doctor walks in.
>Looks like OP's pick
>She checks me for an Inguinal Hernia
That was probably the closest I will ever get to having an intimate moment with a woman.
How do I prepare myself in the case my escort is really a man but I'm too embarrassed to walk away?
Pic related: The only asian in my city I can afford
>>28689122
bruh
there are pretty asians.
this is not one of them
wtf are you doing
>>28689176
If I could pay for pussy with GBP I wouldn't need a loan from my mom to lose my virginity you prick.
>>28689243
you're taking out a loan from your mom to fuck a hooker?
Who would you room with, r9k?
Answer this then explain your answer.
Fuzzy Man and hack_blastard.
For fuzzy man, he seems a'ight, I don't need someone to worry about my problems. for hack blastard, I'm allright with the filthyness and someone to get the grocery and drugs is pretty cool.
>>28689094
Erica and Fuzzy Man.
Idgaf if I'm killed in my sleep, and rent is important.
bobbo
micheal "big black man in big black van" dempsey
having bobbo steal all of micheals fat bitches every night will provide endless entertainment and i don't have a bitch for bobbo to steal so whatever
How high can you score? The higher the score, the more if a normie you are.
Physica\
attractive face: +5
no physical abnormalities +3
No smoking +1
dont smoke weed +1
no alchoholism +1
no addiciton +2
dental hygenie +1
shower regularly +2
mental
no autism +3
no depression +3
not anxious while outside +2
Dont feel stared at +1
Don't enjoy gore +1
Sleep easily +1
Social
No sexual attraction under -15s +3
One Romantic partner +5 (only lasted 3 weeks)
One Friend +2
kissed +3+
Several Friends +4
Socialise oncee a week +1
socialise once a day +3
Enjoy being around other on occasion +1
Use social networks reguglary +2
Accomplishment
Own a vehicle +1
not NEET +4
Productive talent (Cooking) +1
Traveled in last year +1
Manage money well +1
Attend higher education +3
Have a degree +3
Bonus
Disposibal income +1
little interest in anime +2
healthy view of opposite sex +3
no criminal record +1
Texted recently +2
Fetish: BDSM
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Score: 70
Cyborg
19. I want to die so much I can hardly even function anymore.
>>28689089
52, higher than I expected
