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>used so many antidepressants last night I sent a girl a text message asking if she wants to watch a movie with me
>she said yes
WHAT
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>>28688070
Politely decline her, telling her that you had written that while on prescription medication, of which blurred your mindset at the time
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>>28688070
Robbo finally gets succ ayy boii
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>>28688070
If you like her, go for it. You might want to talk to your doctor about your problem with taking too many pills though.

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Drunk trying to play league of legends games with girl streamers... have I hit rock bottom?
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if you're above bronze V you can still fall further
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>>28688003
depends
have you given them money yet?
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Does your mummy turn off the wifi at 12? Then no you are not even close

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Debating if I should drop $60 on overwatch. Been away from the fps genre for a while and this game looks fun
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>>28687921
it's just TF2 with flashy colours and female characters
that's it. just go play TF2 for free
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Overwatch has terrible balance and is overall casual as fuck.

Play tf2 as the other guy suggested.
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It can be frustrating, because of bad team work. Its still enjoyable though
Go for it if you have enough money
Balance is shit at this moment, but they will fix it

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do you have a 401k?
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nigga I don't even have 1k
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i have two hands which im using to type this
o.o
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>>28687897
Planning on getting one.

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>tfw finally burnt out on video games

What do I do now?
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Kills yourself :-)

Origami
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>>28687840
now you do drugs and drink while you play, it will bring it back for a time
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Fucking noobs

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What are your plans for the summer robots?

Chad ans Stacy are gonna go on a road trip and take pictures of themselves having sex in all different parts of the states.
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>implying everyday isn't summer when you're a NEET
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>>28687770
Going on vacation
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>>28687770
the one on the right doesn't even look like a chad, look at the dark circles

without the normie hat, he'd probably be mistake for a robot

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Post songs/music that makes you feel comfy, depressed, eerie, alone, empty, cheer you up, gives you anxiety, depair or great sadness...

I'll start with song I liked from previous thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA8paY4oKoI
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Reminds me of more cheerful times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrWd0m7pmq8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DglchRrb8dY

Listen to this. and rate the song please.
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>>28687806
>>28687740

Go back to tumblr you underage faggots

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>make eye contact with attractive women
>they immediately look away
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>>28687676
It's worse when you thought you made friends
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>>28687676
>make eye contact with average male
>They immediately look away
Only women can be robots
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>>28687709
>be in class
>Talk with a friend of mine
>he's with a qt slim girl
>we all began to talk to each other
>guy friend leaves
>me and girl agree to chill and grab something to eat
>got to a table, she says she needs to register a class and she says she'll be back
>"OK, I'll be right here "
>past 20 mins
>Didn't want to leave and be rude if she arrives shortly
>another 10 mins and still not there
>decided to just leave
>walking down the hallway, she's was talking to somebody else the whole time
>kept walking away

If she didn't want to talk, she could had just fucking ask to leave. Bitch told me to wait.

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Why pay women to be whores? It's degenerate.
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>>28687669
le degenerate le cuck le moral superiority
>>>/pol/
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>>28687799
Has nothing to do with politics and this isn't /b/
This is a board where men complain about women not being virgins
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it has to be theee JEEWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS amirite it's time to stop 18/88
am i part of the /pol/ anonymous yet?

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>always thought I was 5'11''
>measure myself
>I'm actually 5'9.5''
JUST FUCKING END ME
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>>28687664

LMAO ive seen you posting that you're 5'11 all over this board too.

LMAO lmao
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Maybe you're shrinking?
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>>28687664
I thought I was I was 5'10"
>tfw 5'6"

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>tfw I heard my one true love just hooked up with a 5'4" chubby asian kid at a party
Should I feel cucked right now? I kind of do, but I mostly feel confused. Should I kill myself to deal with the pangs of absurdity? Life isn't so much depressing or sad anymore as it is retarded. What the fuck?
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>>28687628
>Cucked
Yes, very much so, especially if she knew you liked her.

>Suicidal
No, suicide is never justified, anyone who kills themselves are week.

Solution:
Pull yourself together, it ins't worth shedding this much emotional stress over 1 person.
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>>28687628
That's true about the depression part. I see depression as mostly wallowing in self pity. Or at least a good 90% of it. Also if you found that out you now realize her standards are low af, if you were to date her then who says she wouldn't do that shit while you were with her. Be glad you avoided that one
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>>28687628
>cucked by ugly asian manlet

It doesn't any worse from there. Go ahead OP.

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>tfw my mom just apologized for raising me wrong and turning me into who I am today
T-thanks?
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where was your dad?
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>>28687634
He was either out of state or unemployed. When he was at home he was extremely distant and not to mention a very angry person in general

Dont think I've ever had a one on one convo with him in my life. Not close by any stretch of the imagination and he had very little to do with raising kids and fully owns up to this
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You got what nearly every robot on this board bitches for constantly, yet I bet you feel no better

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Why does /r9k/ hate race-mixing? One day we will all be brown and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
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>>28687495
racemixing is redpilled
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>>28687495
My race is already dead. So I don't give a shit.
>2016
>I care about people sun tanning.
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>>28687495
Racemixing is anti diversity. I love diversity so by default I am against it. I don't want to see a world where everyone has brown eyes, brown skin, and black hair. That is the complete opposite of diversity.

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How do I have sex with my therapist?
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make her pity you so much she'll have sex with you

or just straight up ask her how much to let you fuck her.


I doubt you could seduce her like a chad so those seem like your only options
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>>28687519
>rape isn't an option
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1 acquire superhero scapegoating

2 turn into Bad Dragon dildo

3 hide in her purse

4 Bob's your uncle

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>h-hey anon, I-I'm all ready f-for the Bernie r-rally, h-how 'bout you?
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t-t-t-today junior
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>>28687424
>Supporting a politician ever.
No thank you.
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>>28687424
Sure thing just finished putting on my trump hat and shirt. Lets go.

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