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How hard is it to find a partner who won't murder you?
>>28684898
About a 2/3 chance
99% of male suicides are because of women
>>28686099
no they aren't. Statistics or gtfo
>Shitty 1 story house
>Black mold growing under the floorboards in family room, probably one foot of standing water under it, it smells extremely musty in there, many of our chairs in there are hand me downs and half broken, probably fucked myself up from spending so much time in there breathing in all that mold
>Dirt, mud probably mixed with chicken shit, and dog hair literally fucking everywhere
>Have a bunch of rusty, old signs for stuff like sodas, trains, and gas in the kitchen
>Roof cracked in kitchen, somewhat caving in, been like that for 9 years
>Dirty, cracked floor tiles in kitchen, complete with filthy countertops, shitty disgusting dishwasher, and a dirty old fridge
>Flea infestation, have to hop around my room holding up my pant legs to my fucking kneecaps so it will be easier to brush off the twenty fleas that will jump on my legs
>Take a piss and fleas jump on my legs, wash my hands and fleas jump on my legs, sit down in family room fleas jump on my legs
>Water pipe was broken for a long time, was bathing in and drinking moldy water until we got it fixed
>We don't get our trash picked up on Sunday's so we have trash bags in our well house and on our lawn
>Cat shit and hair everywhere outside, paint is peeling badly under carport, trash and junk everywhere
>Spiderwebs everywhere under the eves (roof part that comes off side of house)
>We got alpacas for no reason, mom says its so they keep the grass mowed in their pastures (we wouldn't need to keep our pastures mowed if we didn't move to this shitty house)
>Mold growing everywhere in shower, only half of it has tiles and then the rest is a regular wall, including the ceiling
>Mirriors in bathroom, wooden sides scratched up from when we would raise one of our 14 cats in there
>Moss growing everywhere on roof
>Never could invite friends over because I didn't want them seeing how fucking disgusting this shithole is, had to make up excuses when they asked to come over
So what exactly is your excuse for not buying some cheap gloves and bleach and cleaning?
INB4 - le I shouldn't have to do anything but I'm entitled to whine maymay
I had no food or water in my house as a kid cuz addict parents and even had to sleep on lawn furniture for awhile but im glad as fuck my house wasn't gross
>tfw skinny manlet due to bad living conditions
post you're face when you realized you will never taste this girl's teenage pussy
>you will never attend her Bar(bat?)mitsfah
she ain't even up to my standards
post you'r face when you realize she will look like this within a decade
>you will never be American
>instead you live in comfy european country
>>28684699
Amen, brother.original desu
>>28684699
Shut up euro cuck
I wish I were American. Their Burger King sells 10 nuggers for 1.60 or something, right? In Australia, that would be over 6 dollars. Their food is so damn cheap, on average.
You see a lady dressed like either in pic related. What goes through your head?
Terrorists
>>28684620
I see them all the time in my city, which unsettles me for the fact that my city is in fucking Nebraska. Why are there so many? Where are they coming from?
>>28684620
shrapnel from the c4 explosion
can we have a comfy music thread? I'm trying to get some new comfy music. post em robots
I'll start
>>28684618
this desu senpai familia
Go listen to faith no more.some comfy shit right there
What do you define as comfy op? I'll find you a good rec
Why not get a plain jane girlfriend?
>>28684599
that girl isn't a plain Jane but i would still like her . hell at this point i would take anything that isn't fat .
>large blue eyes
>plain
No.
>>28684700
>>28684661
Her eyes are green.
>worst acne breakout since high school
>right on time for my college graduation
Quit crying you baby. At least you're graduating from college.
>>28684512
I'm conflicted about walking the stage at the end of summer when I graduate.
>>28684512
>You haven't changed a bit, Anon!
what angry virgin mod did this? was it because I replied to the squat thread like hundreds of other people? are you mad because you're too obese to do any form of physical activity?
make proper use of the reason field you stupid faggot. I guess you can't expect much from retards who work for free.
It's not a huge issue for me though because I can afford to spend 30 cents on a proxy lol.
MODS = FAGS
>>28684454
M-mods are gods! Pls no ban.
mods are seriously fucking stupid for real
mods r fags
You find your oneitis on xvideos. She is fucking this man. Wat do?
>>28684426
Joey Mercury?
>>28684426
Fap to that video and be happy now I could see her naked
>>28684426
This man is a rapist.
THE HOMOSEXUAL MOVEMENT IS PART OF A GOVERNMENT PSY-OP TO WEAKEN AND DESTROY MEN. THE CONSTANT SPAM ON 4CHAN IS, WHETHER INTENTIONAL OR NOT, ELITE PROPAGANDA.
Planned Parenthood head Frederick S. Jaffe to the Rockefeller-created Population Council's President Bernard Berelson: "Encourage increased homosexuality."
https://docs.google.com/folderview?pli=1&docId=1Vw8uzhVQV8ui6hB6phQg4-DkQtrMX2U9DhX2VAWjsww&id=0B0KCqtNShmxgUUZqdUFla0h6Qnc
>>28684334
I have a feeling this is fake
>>28684425
It's on Wikipedia. It must be real.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_S._Jaffe#The_Jaffe_Memo
>>28684425
Original sources:
https://therevolutionarytimes.wordpress.com/2011/12/30/original-sources-for-the-eugenics-jaffe-memo/
What are some songs that relate to realization that she was only using me
lurking thread
Getting used feels like shit...
Modest Mouse - Spitting Venom
>>28684330
Self Esteem by The Offspring. Even though it's less about the realizatition but about knowing that you're being used.
Have you ever met your gf's ex(s)? It's a weird cuck feeling, I can tell you that.
Pic somewhat related.
> posting this garbage normie comic
>having a gf
what do you expect when you come here, I don't understand
fuck why is /r9k/ so accommodating to people like you nowadays
FUCK
the woman i am still in love with left me for an ex heroin addict long haired lip ringed fucking musician
i have been going through the pros and cons of driving down to austin and putting a fucking bullet in his gay little head for a few weeks
yes, im fucking crazy
I'm going to pretty soon at her baptism at the church shes converting to.
I'm scared of how that's going to go because we have essentially both cucked each other at different times in the past.
Can anyone help with thinning out my anime backlog? I don't want to post this on /a/ and be ridiculed rather than assisted.
If you want to post yours, I'll help out as much as I can.
Things with a red line through it, I've either started already, resolved to watch no matter what, or is a second or further season of something that I've already watched. Also my guilty pleasure are harems and shows about nothing but cute girls doing cute things.
Pls no bully.
watch kokoro connect
Don't bother with the dangan ronpa anime, its really bad. Katanagatari is god tier tho
Chaika and GJ-bu. Barakamon isn't cute girls or harem but it was super comfy
Deleted Beyond the Boundary, that was one of the worst shows I've ever seen. Phantom World was awful too, fuck KyoAni.
Hey /r9k/
I turned 25 today. I first started browsing 4chan at the age of 13.
Through this website I found a partner. I traveled thousands of miles and fell in love and adventured all over Europe. I was arrested in 3 countries in 72 hours with the real world at my back.
I pretended to want to join the Scientology Sea Org at 16 out of the urging of my friends I made here. I went to Saint Hill, joined the Sea Org, took a billion year vow and then stole hundreds of documents and uploaded them online.
I went from a NEET with no self confidence to someone who learned the art of bullshit and healthy hard won cynicism. I created a fake resume and fake references with the information I learned about people from here and now I work for the government carrying out criminal record checks.
I was homeless and I was given advice on how to live and improve my situation. I now own a house.
Through choices of my own I don't really have anyone to share my birthday with. I'd just like someone in the world to have read this.
Thanks for being there, guys. Thanks for everything and thanks for making the best stories possible.
Anon
nigga why you lyin on the internet on an anonymous image board like haha wtf what do you get out of that loser go outside
>now I work for the government carrying out criminal record checks.
Faggot
How to have comfort ?
