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This sums up my city:
You pay $600-700 a month to live in a dumpster with four or five other people. Then even if you quit smoking and weed you still go without food for 5 days at a time sometimes. And the public transport sucks so you have to walk back and forth to work 2-3 hours a day because taxis are like $60 and you only making minimum wage. And all the women there are bitches and sluts who wanna fuck violent niggers with rotten teeth.
>>28693939
>tfw live in Washington
stop living in NYC moron
>>28693939
maybe if you sold your iphone
>be born white, male, and in a 1st world country
>naturally have more spending power than 80% of the world's population
>yet white males still can't find a gf/wife and die without ever producing offspring
It doesn't make logical sense. Shouldn't the white man be the most desirable mate if women only cared about wealth?
>>28693923
>80% more than the worlds population
But not the other 20%.
>>28693923
>Shouldn't the white man be the most desirable mate if women only cared about wealth?
Yes, but you live in a place with wealthy females. Wanna be desirable, move to somewhere full of poor females like Thailand where you'll live like a King, be treated like a King, and will be drowning in pussies.
>>28693967
This, to be quite honestly family man.
If you're white, male and vaguely well off you could easily find women in other countries. Looks don't matter nearly as much when women are faced with the reality of living to survive, not just thrive. White guys are pretty desirable...just not in the first world. It's the definition of spoiled.
Who here was raised by abusive parents?
>>28693908
This is where "I've suffered more then you" types come in half a thread in and call everybody faggots.
>>28693908
I just got yelled at a lot and my ass beat. I started to think getting beat was funny and always had to hold in the laugh
If you're not dead by them or by yourself killing yourself from the trauma they weren't abusive they did their job
>Make a post in a thread
>No one replies to my post
>Pretend in my head that for some reason the thread never gets deleted and is around for like a thousand years
>Given this lengthy amount of time, the chance of my post getting a reply is heavily increased
>Sit back and close my eyes and smile as I imagine all the reply numbers above my post
>>28693901
OP here
I'm gonna do my technique right now
>>28693901
>"fantasy"
>not /tg/ crap
for shame
>>28694027
Please get the fuck out of my thread?
>want to quit /r9k/
>only 3 days till St.Elliot day
Just fuck my life up familiar people
>>28693851
Why not quit after the day?
>>28693851
He'd look better with lip reduction. Or not. I'm not sure.
>>28693938
This.
Also, fix his nose and remove the mole on it.
So does any other failed normies know how to get cute non roastie gf in the UK?
The only possible way you can get a cute virgin gf is if you're okay with her trying to suicide constantly, being extremely socially retarded and cutting herself with everything she can.
A mental ward is a good start. I'm not even joking right now.
That's where I met my gf, but besides her being a virgin her psychological issues almost made it not worth it. But I was afraid that i'll never get another chance.
>>28693831
Do you think we'd be here if we knew?
>>28693881
So just find a girl with mental issues?
sounds nice
Am i becoming crazy or this thread already a few weeks ago
PLS
>>28693766
ANSWER ME GODDAMMIT
>>28694101
I am your post from the future. Don't do it man.
>>28694119
>I am your post from the future. Don't do it man.
DO WHAT EXPLAIN
im free for about 20 mins so if you post in this thread before then, i promise i will reply to you!
would you even reply to someone like me?
What is the meaning of life and why shouldnt i kill myself?
>>28693727
Is my picture a Boy or girl ?????
Can't see one of these up right now, so general Drug thread.
I've seen a lot asking about worst trips, so instead, what has your best trip been like /r9k/?
>>28693726
Candyflip
I had some troubles with Acid before. I had one bad trip, because i had a surgery scheduled in like a year or so to cure me from shit that would kill me in 2 years otherwise.
Anyway, i was pretty stressed out by that, so i decided to take some acid to relax. I was well aware acid doesnt work like that, but i didnt care, so i got myself into a bad trip.
From that point all my acid trips were not good. They weren't like terrible, but at the end of the trip it just didn't deliver.
Anyway later i got some drugs and i had been reading about doing acid together with mdma, like it would remove all stress and basically give you a guaranteed good trip.
So fk it, why not?
>Take the acid,
>wait an hour,
>take Mdma.
Now im fully tripping, and its going to the dark side. Like where i can control it because i didnt take as much, but it was still not plesant, and going worse. Some stress and paranoia are kicking in and getting worse.
Every minute passes and i am understanding less and less and getting more scared.
and then, just then, when i thought i might not be able to handle it anymore...
The molly kicks in.
The worst time of my life became the best time of my life in like 20 seconds.
It took me like 30minutes to realize what was going on, because it was just a dream world.
I listened to my favorite songs again for the first time.
I just understood life for a little while.
This was last year arround this time. I haven't repeated the experience.
It was so amazing and mind-blowing that it just turned me off drugs. Because i was no longer curious. I had found something i would call the holy grail of drugs.
I mean i still do some, but they are such a minor thing in my life now compared to how it was before this experience.
>>28693726
Not strictly on topic but I read a little while ago that some American clinical test found Ketamine to be extremely effective in curing depression. And another more recent test which found that the active ingredient in magic mushrooms had the same effect.
Do any robots have any experience with either of these drugs?
has anyone else here had trouble with eye muscle control after using magic mushrooms?
Is this the best time in history to be a robot? I can't imagine what I'd do without the internet
>>28693546
You'd those nerdy board games, or table tops.
Or read fantasy novels.
>>28693555
I don't really enjoy nerdy things though, I'm just ugly
>>28693560
You are not a robot then but a failed normie.
>accidentally leave expensive headphones on a table at mcdonalds
>realise i left them there after i leave the establisment
>too embarrassed to go back in and get them
just end me now senpai
You better go grab them famalambo before they get snatched by niggers.
Your precious headphones in the clutches of a nigger that eats at mcdicks. Their smelly fingers on its cord, smearing ketchup all over it as they crown it on their nigger head...
>>28693530
dude go get them, your momentary embarrassment isn't worth the cost of those headphones
what kinda headphones are they OP?
>>28693550
>>28693721
they're long gone retards
anyone else here feel fundamentally different to everybody else because of anxiety? i feel like there is something deeply wrong with me that im missing something everyone else has
i feel like creature who isn't part of the human race
yeah, I don't count myself part of any group, except that I am technically human, technically male, technically of certain age, technically browse and post on 4chan, technically play videogames, etc. etc.
>>28693524
>>28693557
I've read in the books that to be a human being you have to be raised properly to be human being.
Because some people fail for some reason their to socialize when their are kids they became half human half monsters.
>>28693573
god damn I was thinkinking too much when typing and I fucked up my sentence
>tfw women only like you because of money.
Why can't anybody like me for who I am?
>>28693503
Maybe who you are sucks.
I'm not saying that's definitely the case, it's just one possible explanation.
you only like them for their bodies, so what's the difference?
>>28693503
And for what you like women? Their personality?
We like them for ass and titties and they like us for our money and social status.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2OYcgr4rM
How does poppy make you feel robots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lXvrQzUhj4
>>28693475
Uhhh, confused.
what is this visual heroin you've just revealed to me?
>>28693508
I feel hurt by her eyes and I don't know why
>finally measure my height
>5ft 8.5in
I thought I was average but nope. This happens every time I assess myself. I have nothing at all going for me.
>>28693449
Only slightly below, not too big of a deal
>>28693449
Well you could have a promising career in the MLB as a SHORT STOP KEKEKEK
>>28693696
Well I come up short every time.
>shorter than average
>smaller dick than average
>worse at socialising than average
>etc
It all builds up to one big pile of shit (me). The only things going for me are slightly above average intelligence and a good head of hair, but they don't count for much.
