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>>28697207
Bump number 3
>hey anon, I-I was wondering i-if, you know, like, y-you'd want to, maybe, m-meet up in the student lounge a-and get some coffee and t-then, um, head on over to the Bernie rally?
>>28697185
>>hey anon, I-I was wondering i-if, you know, like, y-you'd want to, maybe, m-meet up in the student lounge a-and get some coffee and t-then, um, head on over to the Bernie rally?
DIE YOU STUPID COMMIE
>>28697185
>hey anon, I-I was wondering i-if, you know, like, y-you'd want to, maybe, m-meet up in the student lounge a-and get some coffee and t-then, um, head on over to the Bernie rally?
I don't see why there'd be a Bernie Rally in England, but I'd be up for the coffee you actual fucking cutiepie
>>28697185
>I'd love to go to a Bernie rally with you
>people are nice to me
>treat me with warmth and respect
>brain constantly thinking "I don't deserve this. I don't deserve this. I don't deserve this."
What does it mean?
>>28697168
that like me you struggle from long periods of insecurity.
Go to the gym it'll balance out.
>>28697168
It's called being a non white in a white country.
>>28697168
>Not being able to be thankful.
>schizophrenia isn't a real disease
Get real, shitposters.
>>28697112
>people with schizophrenia have smaller brains because there are maggots inside their heads literally eating their brain matter by the second, triggering hormonal impulse and alerting synapse to incurable distress and imminent retardation
>>28697143
It's a degenerative brain condition like altzheimers.
>>28697112
Well you see
These are x rays of either mammary glans or testicles
Help me robots, I'm tired of being a hapa cuck, help, I don't want to become the next Elliot.
Marry another Happa?
fuck that black bitch with yellow fever that's always posting here
>>28697101
You have to kill yourself, or at the very least not reproduce
I want to make a funny anime story. What should it be about?
All 6 anime archtypes go to school, are girls, and by being random gain a cult following of weeaboos.
OK. What if Super Mario was... Jewish? Would... Would that be funny?
>>28697218
Ehh. It's alright.
a girl on okcupid (rudely desu) pointed out that I talk about myself too much.
And I realized she was right. I literally hijack every conversation and instinctively find a reason to talk about myself rather than the person I'm talking to.
Anyone else have this issue?
Yes, because other people are uninteresting. It's one of the reasons I gots no friends.
>>28697017
how do you talk about you're self?
im so insecure what people think about me since i literally do nothing, hate myself and haven't accomplished anything
>try to talk about things I'm interested in
>nobody cares
>try to talk about me
>nobody cares
I've tried nothing and I'll out of ideas
>tall
>rich
>handsome
These are the traits you need to be a vagina slayer. How many do you have?
>manlet
>poor
>ugly
What do I win?
>>28696963
just tall
>>28696963
zero
oregano
So I commented on this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrhcQfbjBPk
and all of the fucking faggots came out of their shed. Question is wat do? Do I try to make them feel bad? do I double down and watch them sperg?
>>28696874
Hey man, I'm you from the future. This thread will soon have replies I swear
>>28696874
>i am studying japanese
>so could have sex with you and have many half japanese kids
>>28696874
That bottom comment, I can almost see the tipping.
So you're on a boat and all of a sudden it starts to sink. The boat will submerge shortly and the water is cold enough to kill you. You're on the deck waiting for a lifeboat, there's just not going to be enough time.
The ships stewards yell out "Women and children first!" and this 'woman' comes forward to claim a spot on the lifeboat.
What do you do?
Claim to also be a female and get on the boat? Maybe I'll push this fag off when nobody is looking.
its not a woman, if there is space for one more person, throw the tranny into the water and get in the lifeboat.
I am not a circus freak, so i have more right to live than him.
>>28696854
>him
HOW DARE YOU INCORRECTLY USE MY PRONOUN
*yaaaaaawn*
Oh, hey wagie. I didn't see you there. Congratulations on almost making it through another week of voluntary slavery. I really envy you guys, I could never do something like that.
*rolls over*
Well I stayed up all night finishing my 2nd symphony, I'm going back to sleep. Good night wagie.
>>28696753
Thisis true and nothing else.
>wagecucks unironically think they're 'living' their lives
Derailing in progress. Choose how to spend your time locked away
>today I turned 24
>khv neet
>haven't left the house since january
>barely talk to mom anymore
>she got me deadpool on blu ray because she remembered I use to like the comics
>remember how much she loves me
I feel like shit pham. Birthdays are the worst because you are reminded of what a piece of shit you are and how much you have failed others.
I blame her for a lot because I don't want to face what I am, but she cares so much and she tried the best she could.
I wish I had never been born but she would be destroyed if I died, none of this makes sense.
Congratulations, anon. At least you're one year closer to death.
>>28696606
You said it yourself. You should be nice to her and connect because she'll be dead one day. That's when it'll be too late but you still have a chance. Spend time with her.
> wishing I didn't relate to this so much.
Happy birthday hope you feel better.
dubs decide next message
Send nudes please
I love you so much :)
Man that's a bot.
They all have stupid fucking names. I matched with one with the name "Analysa".
>>28696629
She has a full Instagram feed years old
Stacey offers you to be her toilet slave.
You will have to clean her butthole and vagina after she used the bathroom.
She eats really healthy so it doesn't really get dirty anyway.
>Do you accept?
>>28696576
no, wtf
>>28696576
Yes, of coursenigger bot
>>28696576
Depends. Do we have sex, are we in a relationship, do I get to end it when ever? how hot is she, whats her personality like, will she tell people. If yes, yes, yes, hot, great, no then sure. Anyone one of those the opposite its a no.
I'm going to bed and if I see this thread archived with 60 percent or more posts being made by Robots, I will fucking dox the next Robot I find in CSGO. I am so done with this shit. Goodbye you fucking faggots. I hate you all get a life
posting for love
>>28696563
I have nothing against brits but I guess killing some wouldn't hurt.
hahaha what the fuck lmao
