Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 2673. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 2673. page
>be around 6 years old, don't actually remember
>there's a party place about 2 blocks from my house
>hosting a party thing that my dad and his family are invited to
>go with my parents
>at the party, fucking awkward, don't know anyone there
>see one of my br0S from school, fuck yes finally someone to talk to
>dancing begins
>lose my friend
>these two blonde twin girls, probably high schoolers or middle schoolers, fuck if i remember, take me to the dance floor
>wtf
>pretty weird feelings
>No! I don't want this!
>run around the whole fucking place from these girls until finally find the bathroom to hide in
>dad's friend is in there and asks what's wrong
>"these girls want to kiss me"
>"Shit boi! boy why wouldn't you want that?'
>things that make you go hmmm
>get over myself after taking a piss
>go back outside and just accept my fate
>make out and grab thos; tits of those girls, feelsgoodman, probably grabbed my crotch, who knows what else
>after a long time of hiding go back out, my parents were looking for me
>go home, got pic related earlier
>fuck going to bed, going to build this shit
>build it
>falls apart because mega bloks is shit
>start crying
>realize what happened to me that night
>cry myself to sleep
and this is why I hate blok bots
>>28701883
TOP CEC
Well that stinks, OP. Did you at least get the. S u c c . . . ?
>>28701883
Well think again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8WszTv6jUE
I don't think this one needs any explaining kiddo.
Where do I find a girl under 30 who is borderline obsessed with music from the 50's and 60's and will talk about it for hours on end?
truth is you'll find this girl but the conversations will be extremely shit and she'll be shallow as fuck and she'll break your heart
the end
50s themed restaurants, car shows, reddit
>>28701923
>Old people, old people, memers who think Prince is from the 50's
>tfw fapping doesn't feel good anymore
What do!? It's the only joy I have in my miserable life!
Fapping was never good, its just an addiction like cocaine or alcohol.
If you stop fapping for long enough, like 4 weeks, you will so much appreciate how your life has changed you will become addicted to not fapping
>>28701870
>Fapping was never good
Negro please. Fapping is the greatest
>>28701823
I dunno how to feel about this webm.
my neighbor has a dog that is barking all the time. she always says hi to me when I meet her, and three of the last four times, she has smiled at me as well. I think she might be interested in me, I'm definitely in love with her.
i'm collecting dungeons and dragons miniatures, and as long as that dog is barking, i cannot paint them because i'm unable to concentrate. she's working all day, and it's ruining my life.
how do I get the dog to shut up? telling her is not an option, because she will probably never become my gf if I tell her. rat poison is not an option either, because i've seen some squirrels around and i don't wanna kill any innocent animals.
please help
picture semi related. the dog looks like the dog in the picture except it's bigger, my neighbor is prettier though and have larger breasts.
>>28701783
go out and put your laptop in front of the dog (make sure it can reach your wi-fi) and leave 4chan open.
within 2-4 weeks the dog should retreat into the basement
>>28701783
Offer to babysit the dog while works you unemployed autistic NEET.
>>28701783
Are you off your meds again, anon?
Dogs can't say hi and while it can seem like they're smiling sometimes, it's just the way they look with their tongue out. A dog can't be your gf. See your doctor ASAP.
>tfw eyebrowless freak
>drew on eyebrows
>looks fucking weird as shit
Is this because I'm not used to my face with eyebrows or does it actually look weird?
Do any of you know this feel?
>>28701740
Why are you eyebrowless? Alopecia or just weak eyebrows?
There's stick-on eyebrows.
https://www.headcovers.com/eyebrows/
>>28701939
>>28701740
If you do get fake eyebrows, remember to get the right ones for your facial structure, and for men if you're a man, obviously.
>walking past some old roastie
>she starts walking faster to get away from me
DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO RAPE YOUR UGLY ASS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT?
>>28701716
>Leaving the cinema
>One of the female workers leaves the office as I pass it
>She's wearing a really cute white dress that exposes her back
>She sees me
>She shits her pants and runs away
>Despite the fact that I'm skinny as fuck
>Or that we were in the middle of building with other people around in view
>And only a few feet away from her office
>late at night
>walking behind some chick near a bus station
>almost no one around
>she starts walking faster and faster
>looks behind her shoulder every few seconds
>cross the street and pretend like I don't even notice her
>she relaxes and slows down
>half an hour later I'm choking the bitch in a ditch
>drag her back to my car and burn her body in my bath tub
>>28701716
>live near college
>wear shitty clothes and shower every four days, so i always look like a sweaty shitbag
>always walk to college and library
>roasties in front of me lokks behind and subtly goes faster
>always keep pace with her and remain in same distance
>feelsgoodman.jpg
i do this every time the occasion rises. They hate me anyway, might as well make the most of it. It feels fucking amazing to see a girl terryfied of me. Sometime i even do an obious grin when they look back at me.
>be anon
>have bee phobia
>notice dead bee in the backyard
>decide to clean it up
>have bee phobia
>drop a brick on it to make sure it's dead
>get a paper towel to pick it up
>nervous the that it's dead body will sting me
>assume any movement is a sign that it came back to life, even when it was just me trying to scoop it onto the towel
>stomp it five times
>still be worried that it's alive
>consider leaving it, but I don't want to make someone else brave the bee
>finally manage to pick the bee up
>hear someone using their chainsaw
>think it's another bee
>nope the fuck out
>dad comes out "Anon, what are you doing?"
>explain myself
>dad chuckles at me and throws the bee away with no issue
>>28701687
>explain myself
this is where ya goofed
Just beeee youself anon :^)
>>28701687
Fucking bee's? Bee's are bros man they help us and go about their business. Wasps on the other hand are the niggers of the insect world exterminate on site
who /lonely/ here?
it's been so long since I last talked to somebody irl
i am
but i don't mind as long as i have drugs
Define lonely.
I want to know how I compare to you.
>>28701757
it's a strange kind of lonely
i'm fine engaging with smalltalk if im with a guy, but im not close enough to anyone to actually stay in touch with/ have a substantial conversation with
>watching game of thrones with little sister
>generic scene of jaime-cersei fucking/romance
>sister blushing, stuttering, avoiding eye contact and being awkward for the next couple of minutes
what did she mean /r9k/???
She didn't "mean" anything. She was just uncomfortable watching GoT sex with her brother. Or maybe she wants you to fuck her ass. What do I know
Well, r9k? How would she react?
It means you should have a child with her OP. Then have a child with that child. And then on and on until you end up fathering an identical clone of yourself, thereby achieving a kind of immortality as long as your genetically identical offspring keep breeding with each other.
>dogs piss on rug
>parents put rug in the washer
>avoid ever washing my clothes in it again
>>28701497
Tell me more about your OCD. I don't know much about it and want to hear what it's really like.
>>28701497
>someone touches me
>scrub area with soap and water
>have to wash hands since i touched the area
>if i touch anything other than a paper towel before leaving the bathroom i have to do it all over again
>tfw accidentally brush against the door handle or touch the light switch through the wet paper towel
>>28701649
And what happens if you don't wash the area that was touched?
WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T DARK SOULS 1 MULTI-PLAYER WORK FOR ME FUCK I CAN'T EVEN SEE BLOODSTAINS REEEEEEEEEE
is port forwarding the issue? Is it dsfix? Help...
>>28701457
did you buy the game?
>>28701468
Yes. Dark souls 2 and 3 work fine but ds1 has never worked. I can't see messages either.
The multiplayer is just fucked. It's pretty much like that for everyone.
>see webm related
>ass suddenly feel 'empty' with a dull nagging ache
what does this mean?
>>28701446
Something about his penis just doesn't sit right with me.
I don't think its real.
>>28701446
This made me kek more than it should have
you know what it means annon...embrace it.
>>28701499
>just doesn't sit right with me
Claim your mommys
>>28701302
No way anyone's tit's could get that big without them being fat.
Come here and play with mommy baby
>>28701329
>Fat girls with big boobs being a bad thing
Found the anorexic girl with no curves
You wake up tomorrow and your parents are dead. What do you do?
now you are the king
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNoGcfZg9CU
Enjoy my inheritance.
>>28701281
Literally nothing changes. My dad died more than a decade ago and I never have a good relationship with my mom. I moved out last year.
Let's have a subtle masochism thread.
>post your age
>think of 7 years prior, of what/where/who you thought you'd grow up to be, then post it
>think of the present, of what/where/who you actually are, then post it
>21
>thought I'd be roommates with my conjured, hypothetical best friend while we both attended Uni and worked on our indie game during all other hours
>haven't had a friend in +4 years, and trying to feign passion in my dying interests in music, programming, and reading while plotting for a comfortable, quiet suicide
where can I find a pretentious, post rock loving, GY!BE listening gf?
>>28701581
The meme is to just frequent shows, but at every show I've been to the girls whatever girls show up are there with boyfriends.
> 25
> thought I'd be exactly where I am, doing what I do
> do so
Well this isn't a very interesting post.
